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Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
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05-11-2016, 02:06 PM | #27679 | |
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05-11-2016, 02:06 PM | #27680 | |
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It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
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05-11-2016, 02:12 PM | #27681 | |
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The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase. |
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05-11-2016, 02:15 PM | #27682 | |
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Well, at least the priorities are in order. It's not always the size of the boat, but the color of the pirate and the spoils of the booty. Never spoil good booty. Real men cry.
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05-11-2016, 02:17 PM | #27683 |
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Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!
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05-11-2016, 02:18 PM | #27684 | ||
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05-11-2016, 02:18 PM | #27685 | |
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05-11-2016, 02:22 PM | #27686 | |
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Duh. That's what 1 second is for. It's all you need.
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05-11-2016, 02:22 PM | #27687 |
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I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.
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05-11-2016, 02:23 PM | #27688 | |
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i do not know what this word means.
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05-11-2016, 02:23 PM | #27689 |
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It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.
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05-11-2016, 02:24 PM | #27690 |
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That's cuz you don't pay your hookers extra!
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05-11-2016, 02:24 PM | #27691 |
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This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.
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05-11-2016, 02:25 PM | #27692 | |
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Woman can cuddle with my pups lol
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05-11-2016, 02:28 PM | #27695 |
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Hahahaha. No doubt, Salmon is good at Ruth's Chris...but Popeyes better.
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05-11-2016, 02:29 PM | #27696 |
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Bro...come on.
Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you. |
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05-11-2016, 02:29 PM | #27697 |
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05-11-2016, 02:33 PM | #27698 | |
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The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me. My wife calls it "huggle"
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