[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

I was just reading an article on ADHD guys and their relationships with women and I think I found the best quote because it's also very true:

"Nothing attracts an ADHD mind stronger than a girl with Bipolar Disorder. If Single Mothers and Daddy Issues are like cocaine, bipolar women are like synthetic heroin that makes you want to gamble your organs away for a gram. "

That makes a shit load of sense.....and I just found my signature.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

youre going to hate me more than you already do now, and i dont mean this in any bad way, but are you into OG mainland Chinese women?

i swear these names sound so "out of fashion" you're either bordering 60 (in which case props to you for still spitting game) or you're really, really into Chinese women who have Western names

regardless names dont mean anything, which one is hotter?

Wow you must be Asian as I've never heard a non-Asian specifically say "mainland Chinese"!
And those names are all 'Murican names imho.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Wow you must be Asian as I've never heard a non-Asian specifically say "mainland Chinese"!
And those names are all 'Murican names imho.

im white and say 'mainland chinese'. but i also lived in hk so im familiar with the distinction.

[Turkish Pickle]

question to my older, more experienced friends here: why do some guys try to make a "hoe" a housewife?

[aozer]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question to my older, more experienced friends here: why do some guys try to make a "hoe" a housewife?

same reason why some girls want a bad boy that they can tame

they like the thrill and it makes them feel special that they were the one that was good enough to end their mischievous ways

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question to my older, more experienced friends here: why do some guys try to make a "hoe" a housewife?

It's a fool's errand.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by aozer

same reason why some girls want a bad boy that they can tame

they like the thrill and it makes them feel special that they were the one that was good enough to end their mischievous ways

Originally Posted by MKSixer

It's a fool's errand.

yeah that's why i asked. ran into one of my friends from freshman year, so the classic "its been so long, lets chill some time" came out, and she said she has a bf now... sounded pretty geniuine too

knowing her that guy has an arduous task in front of him

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

why do some guys try to make a "hoe" a housewife?

Funny story, last night my buddy and I ran into this hottie at the bars. No questions were off limits about her sexual history. How many dudes she's been with, how many 3 sums, how many she did raw, etc. We wanted to Eiffel tower her but unfortunately it didn't happen. Regardless, all I was left thinking at the end of the night was damn, that's gonna be somebody's wife one day.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Funny story, last night my buddy and I ran into this hottie at the bars. No questions were off limits about her sexual history. How many dudes she's been with, how many 3 sums, how many she did raw, etc. We wanted to Eiffel tower her but unfortunately it didn't happen. Regardless, all I was left thinking at the end of the night was damn, that's gonna be somebody's wife one day.

it'll all come down when she's post 30-35, she'll probably find some dude who did ok for himself but had absolutely no "luck" with girls growing up, and she'll show him enough attention to get him hooked especially if she's hot etc etc we all know the drill

anyway, what is an eiffel tower?

[Germanauto]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

it'll all come down when she's post 30-35, she'll probably find some dude who did ok for himself but had absolutely no "luck" with girls growing up, and she'll show him enough attention to get him hooked especially if she's hot etc etc we all know the drill

anyway, what is an eiffel tower?

Sooo true.

I would suggest consulting urban dictionary for that btw.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

question to my older, more experienced friends here: why do some guys try to make a "hoe" a housewife?

Once you get to be my age, most all of them have lived the ho-life at some point, so pretty much all of them are already defined as such. With that being said, men are the same way.

At my age, all the good little boys and girls have been taken for quite some time and aren't going anywhere unless someone dies or someone cheats.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Once you get to be my age, most all of them have lived the ho-life at some point, so pretty much all of them are already defined as such. With that being said, men are the same way.

At my age, all the good little boys and girls have been taken for quite some time and aren't going anywhere unless someone dies or someone cheats.

well yeah i get that, im not trying to find the virgin Mormon unicorn wife

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Once you get to be my age, most all of them have lived the ho-life at some point, so pretty much all of them are already defined as such. With that being said, men are the same way.

At my age, all the good little boys and girls have been taken for quite some time and aren't going anywhere unless someone dies or someone cheats.

This.

It's shocking to see how many haven't been serviced in years. I'm continually amazed at the 40-53 year old age range who fit in your two categories. They workout all the time and have better bodies than their daughters. They haven't been touched by a man in months/years. They are uniformly terrified of any man playing them again. It's a bit sad.

Cheers-mk

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This.

It's shocking to see how many haven't been serviced in years. I'm continually amazed at the 40-53 year old age range who fit in your two categories. They workout all the time and have better bodies than their daughters. They haven't been touched by a man in months/years. They are uniformly terrified of any man playing them again. It's a bit sad.

Cheers-mk

Agreed. The ones that aren't afraid to be touched are completely satisfied with not being touched. Once a person gets comfortable with the notion of not having sex, regardless of how attractive they are or how attractive you are, they are more than happy to sit at home alone reading; no matter what you say.

[Turkish Pickle]

Not_Judy im liking the signature my guy

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

Not_Judy im liking the signature my guy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Agreed. The ones that aren't afraid to be touched are completely satisfied with not being touched. Once a person gets comfortable with the notion of not having sex, regardless of how attractive they are or how attractive you are, they are more than happy to sit at home alone reading; no matter what you say.

I've personally brought 4 back online since the October.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've personally brought 4 back online since the October.

That's Lord's work right there! I feel rusty and complacent in my craft. I've been with the same girl for over 2 years. There is give and take here, I do miss the variety and the chase, but the girlfriends appetite and her lack of boundaries is just way better than what I ever got with randoms....she also has a good heart so there's that.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

That's Lord's work right there! I feel rusty and complacent in my craft. I've been with the same girl for over 2 years. There is give and take here, I do miss the variety and the chase, but the girlfriends appetite and her lack of boundaries is just way better than what I ever got with randoms....she also has a good heart so there's that.

Quite a bit of asking for help from the deity of their choice.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've personally brought 4 back online since the October.

you didn't participate in no nut november????? HEATHEN how DARE you

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

That's Lord's work right there! I feel rusty and complacent in my craft. I've been with the same girl for over 2 years. There is give and take here, I do miss the variety and the chase, but the girlfriends appetite and her lack of boundaries is just way better than what I ever got with randoms....she also has a good heart so there's that.

this is an unexpected level of wholesome from the vileity of the past 115 pages

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

this is an unexpected level of wholesome from the vileity of the past 115 pages

Being faithful to a good woman comes easy....the things that happen behind closed doors are anything but wholesome.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

happen behind closed doors

I thought the kids moved out? Do you have a dog, or a cat?