Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...

Provided you have that Divinyls song playing in the background "I touch myself", you are forgiven.

Although it is a somewhat annoying song, I do play it from time to time to bug my wife who once (very unwisely) confessed to me that she used to like the song back in university days. She now knows that anything she says can and will be used against her and no longer confesses anything to me.

Biorin · 11-16-2018, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...

Provided you have that Divinyls song playing in the background "I touch myself", you are forgiven.

Although it is a somewhat annoying song, I do play it from time to time to bug my wife who once (very unwisely) confessed to me that she used to like the song back in university days. She now knows that anything she says can and will be used against her and no longer confesses anything to me.

Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.

bimmette · 11-16-2018, 01:03 PM

Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.

D'oh...but it is such a long song....really? I specialize in awkward gyrations though. Not because I'm trying, rather, it just comes....naturally. Sad, but true.

It is true my wife and I deserve each other though...I can't think of who else would put up with either of us!

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?

A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.

AWF10M5 · 11-16-2018, 01:30 PM

I was in my first serious (to me) relationship for a long time for many many years since I was 18, I am now 24 and I still have not moved on.

I have been with so many different girls the last few months to move on that I lost count. I try to be emerged in hobbies and interests but it seems I am still stuck. The cycle goes that within a few weeks I lose interest in whatever girl I am fucking/talking to and I end up back at a square one after ghosting them. Been going on for a year now.

I even wasted some time and money on the pros who told me that a heartbreak at this age is very unique/personal and sometimes it takes years and years to finally move on if that even happens.

King Rudi · 11-16-2018, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AWF10M5

I was in my first serious (to me) relationship for a long time for many many years since I was 18, I am now 24 and I still have not moved on.

I have been with so many different girls the last few months to move on that I lost count. I try to be emerged in hobbies and interests but it seems I am still stuck. The cycle goes that within a few weeks I lose interest in whatever girl I am fucking/talking to and I end up back at a square one after ghosting them. Been going on for a year now.

I even wasted some time and money on the pros who told me that a heartbreak at this age is very unique/personal and sometimes it takes years and years to finally move on if that even happens.

Welcome to life young lad. Spoiler: It doesn't get any better. Advice: Learn to cope with being broken. Accept it for what it is. This will be the cycle until a.) you find someone worthy enough to put up with your shit and that you are able to deal with theirs or b.) you die.

Turkish Pickle · 11-16-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Welcome to life young lad. Spoiler: It doesn't get any better. Advice: Learn to cope with being broken. Accept it for what it is. This will be the cycle until a.) you find someone worthy enough to put up with your shit and that you are able to deal with theirs or b.) you die.

exactly the motivation i needed for this cold friday morning

also, OnerDriver you alive?

bimmette · 11-16-2018, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?

A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.

Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.

bimmette · 11-16-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?

A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.

Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.

Sunny Vancouver

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Blue skies and sun here today, loser!!!

upstatedoc · 11-16-2018, 02:29 PM

heading out with danyell again tonight

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.

I'd like you to take what I'm about to say to heart, because with every fibre of my being I genuinely mean it:

Screw you, you Vancouverite. You and your weather!

P.S. Would you like a picture of some snow to further improve your mood as something you don't have to deal with? I have a bunch around here.

bimmette · 11-16-2018, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Send me your address and I'll mail you Bday postcard from sunny Vancouver.

I'd like you to take what I'm about to say to heart, because with every fibre of my being I genuinely mean it:

Screw you, you Vancouverite. You and your weather!

P.S. Would you like a picture of some snow to further improve your mood as something you don't have to deal with? I have a bunch around here.

No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!

Turkish Pickle · 11-16-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

heading out with danyell again tonight

what's the plan?

Biorin · 11-16-2018, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.

D'oh...but it is such a long song....really? I specialize in awkward gyrations though. Not because I'm trying, rather, it just comes....naturally. Sad, but true.

It is true my wife and I deserve each other though...I can't think of who else would put up with either of us!

I'll take your wife, I've really been needing one. Please let me know the shipping costs and delivery time.

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!

Rubbing salt in a wound is a specialty of yours I see.

Interestingly, I think we have now isolated the root cause as to why you are single, because we knew it wasn't due to looks or personality.

You are single because you are a sadist.

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I'll take your wife, I've really been needing one. Please let me know the shipping costs and delivery time.

But then where would that leave me? Forever alone, that's where. So no...you can't have her!

upstatedoc · 11-16-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

what's the plan?

a tasting tour of europe, its a fund raiser for a local counseling center

bimmette · 11-16-2018, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No need for a pic. I assumed that big blank white space in your post was the view out your window!

Rubbing salt in a wound is a specialty of yours I see.

Interestingly, I think we have now isolated the root cause as to why you are single, because we knew it wasn't due to looks or personality.

You are single because you are a sadist.

Hey that's my Craigslist ad heading actually!

Joekerr · 11-16-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

a tasting tour of europe, its a fund raiser for a local counseling center

So she'll be enjoying sausage later tonight. That's good.

upstatedoc · 11-16-2018, 09:34 PM

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a tasting tour of europe, its a fund raiser for a local counseling center

So she'll be enjoying sausage later tonight. That's good.

She has her boy tonight.

Turkish Pickle · 11-16-2018, 11:16 PM

literally EVERY single girl i can hit up to chill is gone for the break, and tinder is dry

it's no nut november for a week after all, boys

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