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      02-01-2023, 07:33 AM   #12871
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I went on a bumbl date yesterday, the girl told me she gets a minimum of 30 minutes in bed, has gone as long as 7 hours in one session. I told her thatís never happening. Rest of the date went well. Some guys out there are really taleneted. Minimum?!?
She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.
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^ Translated: Iím not saying sheís a slut but I am surprised Facebook hasnít made her vagina a place to ďcheck inĒ yet.
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Congrats Sara! On both the bun in the oven AND things going well with the pilot!

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She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.
Reminds me of Maury. We watch an episode every day during lunch. It's great when a gal is so convinced a dude is her baby daddy and then the test is negative and now SHE is the ho.

Watching that show is such a morale boost! I feel so much better about my life


Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.
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      02-01-2023, 09:44 AM   #12874
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Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.
Time to wrap her up cos you could goa lifetime and not find the same thing again.
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^what he said. None of this promise ring bullshit either. Diamond for that one. The type that makes her swerve to the left when she driving.
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Thanks guys! Really hoping the blood test isnít wrong. Iím so looking forward to ponies and princesses and already picked out a name.
Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?
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Women donít really have a refraction period like men. Once a woman orgasms she could be ready in 20 seconds or 20 minutes. Some are satisfied with once. Some a few. Some women go again in an hour or two. Men are disadvantaged by their refractory period and itís not always consistent. A guy might be spent for the day or 3 hours then stand up for democracy again 6 hours later. Every guy is different but no guy on this planet other than may be just may be.. a teenage dirtbag could shake off hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree.. every 30 minutes for several goes. It will be a minute job though. Forty minutes is easily achievable before a guy off loads.

Reminds me. Next time I see her. I will yell at her and say our daughter would have been 15 if she didnít swallow her!!! Itís the best birth control really though.

So you meeting the query nimpho again? Second date?
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Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha
Congratulations, Sara!!!!
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Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.
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If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco
I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.
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I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.
My favorite though right now are the pseudonyms. Like you dating or stripping?
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Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.
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Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.
Do they already know where she will be stripping?
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Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?


is it an accident tho if its successful
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Do they already know where she will be stripping?
Funny you say that, because mom was a stripper for a few years.

For the record that's not how I know her lol after her stripping gig she joined the Army and I met her while at AIT. However it did not surprise me when I learned she used to be a stripper. Now she "found God" and seems to be doing well, so good for her.
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This was a good thread, anyone have any good/bad/scary date stories?

Summer 2023 - Started chatting with this girl on Chispa while I was out in Block Island, she lived in Long Island (28 and Honduran) and we agreed to a date as soon as I returned to the main land.

Date went ok, I picked her up at her house and drove us to the liquor store and then the beach. We laid on the beach towel had some beers and talked about life and and past relationships. She was a little rough around the edges cause she had an abusive relationship but was very flirty and promiscious even in our first facetime chat she was wearing a bra and letting stuff slip out. After we finish at the beach (smith point LI) and get in the car there were some teenagers drinking and smoking on bikes and ricer hondas so she tells me to move my car to the other end of the lot. I pull infront of this big pond by the edge and no one else is around its a huge lot and then she starts kissing me and we hook up no sex but everything except that. Then we grab dinner at TGI fridays (nothing else was open) talk some more and drop her off home.

Fast forward to the next date the following weekend she came to my house we did a pool day, then went out to eat, lots of fun in my apartment if you catch my drift but she was showing signs of extreme clinginess and getting weird. After she left i texted her and I told her I didnt want a relationship but she insisted that we be in one, so I told her I was no longer interested and as soon as i sent that text right then and there she told me she was driving to my house all the way from LI to talk to me at 1:30 in the morning (I live in CT). I didnt want to make her upset and have her drive home late upset so I calmed her down and we talked, got intimate and then slept and she drove home the following morning. After she left I said its over please dont text me anymore thank you for everything. She said "we are not breaking up I dont accept that and we are still together", I blocked her number then she started texting me from a fake generated number using that app and saying stuff like "I love and i wont allow you to break up with me cause I did nothing wrong", I finally responded please just leave me alone i dont think we are compatible and blocked her again, she generates another number and starts getting angry and calling me a spoiled selfish person and I think im all that and "shes not the one" "shes a prize" and all this stuff and I finally said please just leave me alone your harassing me, blocked her AGAIN and she generated another fake number and started saying things like "your not thinking clearly when I get back from vacation im going to come over and F you good and we will be good again", I respond with "this is starting to get creepy" and she said "im about to get creepy on that d***", blocked her again she generates another fake number and I tell her I will send her clothes to her in the mail and she needs to stop harassing me or I will get the police involved. Then she says ok fine I just want my clothes back, I then tell her I dont want her coming to my apartment so I will fedex them to her which i did and I never heard from her since....this was the second girl i've ever met off of that ap
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I dunno how you don't see this shit coming. "first face time chat was wearing a bra and letting things show" = fucking crazy. Walk.

Men put up with way, way too much crazy that encourages women to continue being fucking crazy.
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I dunno how you don't see this shit coming. "first face time chat was wearing a bra and letting things show" = fucking crazy. Walk.

Men put up with way, way too much crazy that encourages women to continue being fucking crazy.
I mean if im being honest her IG page in it of itself was huge redflag she had like 123k followers and followed like 500 ppl and all her pics were in bathing suits and she had some lingerie pics on there also. I just have never had someone harass me like that after only literally 1 week of dating and talking. She seemed like she just wanted to fool around and keep it light man was I wrong
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She was a little rough around the edges cause she had an abusive relationship but was very flirty and promiscious even in our first facetime chat she was wearing a bra and letting stuff slip out.
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I mean if im being honest her IG page in it of itself was huge redflag she had like 123k followers and followed like 500 ppl and all her pics were in bathing suits and she had some lingerie pics on there also.
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I dunno how you don't see this shit coming. "first face time chat was wearing a bra and letting things show" = fucking crazy. Walk.

Men put up with way, way too much crazy that encourages women to continue being fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's great when you get those easy hookups, but that also means that gal is most likely broken and thinks the only way to gain attention from someone is through sexual means. If a gal is honestly just looking for fun she will usually be upfront about it, but if she is making it appear she wants a relationship and is being sexual from the start she is probably unstable.

Years ago I was on bumble and had a gal match with me. First hour or so of messaging back and forth seemed ok, little sketch when she stated she wanted a real relationship with no bullshit, but didn't want to spend forever "getting to know someone" only to be turned down. I mean I get it, but..... Not too much longer and she was asking if I wanted to see her favorite photo of herself, and it was a photo of her lady flower, followed by topless photos. Immediately threw red flags so I moved on. Eventually found out she went on some dates with a dude I knew from the Army, and he confirmed she was crazy. She thought sex was the only way to get and keep someones attention, zero meaningful conversation, zero connection, just wanted to find a guy to get married to and not be lonely.
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