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      10-24-2021, 03:08 PM   #11815
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Perfect timing since he's at the age where boners begin to matter.
Boners ALWAYS matter.
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      10-24-2021, 04:12 PM   #11816
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Perfect timing since he's at the age where boners begin to matter.
Boners ALWAYS matter.
Boner Lives Matter
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My son had a boner during his 20 week ultrasound appointment… he clearly wanted to show he was a boy (although we already knew via DNA).
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      10-24-2021, 05:25 PM   #11818
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You talk about a boner: Girlfriend #1 met a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader at an F1 party last night. She’s going to come out and visit us!
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      10-24-2021, 07:07 PM   #11820
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I’ll be thinking of you when she comes and visits!

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      10-25-2021, 06:18 AM   #11821
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We have a German joke for this, but translating it would ruin the sense

Aside from that I have to confess here outta the referring thread, that I got a boner at my first real kiss with tongue, man, even as I'd stepped a half step back from her I got the feeling that it touches her over the distance, felt much embarrassed at that moment.
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      10-25-2021, 09:01 AM   #11822
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We have a German joke for this, but translating it would ruin the sense

Aside from that I have to confess here outta the referring thread, that I got a boner at my first real kiss with tongue, man, even as I'd stepped a half step back from her I got the feeling that it touches her over the distance, felt much embarrassed at that moment.
Priceless youth memories
If the tip was touching her from a distance, bravo ol' chap. Bravo! Never be ashamed of yard stick penor.

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Was that for me?
What reason would I have to BS if so?

https://obgyn.onlinelibrary.wiley.co...2.2001.00477.x

It may have been posted in response to something else I can't see?
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      10-25-2021, 01:05 PM   #11824
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Was that for me?
What reason would I have to BS if so?

https://obgyn.onlinelibrary.wiley.co...2.2001.00477.x

It may have been posted in response to something else I can't see?
See? This is why you should delete your ignore list. Then you wouldn't have ignored Cyn, and you'd see he was responding to him and not you.
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Was that for me?
What reason would I have to BS if so?

https://obgyn.onlinelibrary.wiley.co...2.2001.00477.x

It may have been posted in response to something else I can't see?
See? This is why you should delete your ignore list. Then you wouldn't have ignored Cyn, and you'd see he was responding to him and not you.
It's fine, rather safe than sorry lol
Thanks for confirming!
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      10-25-2021, 01:23 PM   #11826
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It's fine, rather safe than sorry lol
Thanks for confirming!
Lol. As you have come to understand, if was not meant for you. The other person whom it was intended for responded to it immediately.
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If the tip was touching her from a distance, bravo ol' chap. Bravo! Never be ashamed of yard stick penor.

It was made from German submarine steel.
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      10-25-2021, 04:03 PM   #11828
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It was made from German submarine steel.
I would more like to say that this was merging to periscope depth
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I would more like to say that this was merging to periscope depth
And then dive into the deep and dark caverns of ........ sea?
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But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
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      10-25-2021, 07:06 PM   #11831
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But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means small craft advisory
There might be a sewer pipe involved!
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There might be a sewer pipe involved!
When you have to do a plumber job before diggin' deeper under moist, I would pass
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      10-30-2021, 11:06 AM   #11833
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Ok, I have a break between debauchery and training. So, let me explain the back door date. I have to keep this relevant, you know. So, GF #3 is the quiet one. She works, goes to college. She participates in the fun, once in a while. It seems to be a cycle thing with her. Which means, I probably have to be very careful about getting her prego. That’s the last thing I want at my age. Anyway, this was a real shock to me, coming form her. The other day, she’s like, “you know, when you back door GF # 1, it is such a turn on for me. Would you do that to me”? I’m like, “ok, but we should probably ease into that.” Pun not intended. But, it was funny! She’s like, “ok, whatever you think is best”. I’m like, “ok.” So, we’ll see. I’ll probably have to wait till she’s horny again.
Mission accomplished last night! You might say, I got myself into a tight situation. But, she liked it. So, all is good! Girlfriend #1 was there to help and give advice.
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My son and his ‘older’ gf. Her family takes him out to eat at least twice a week and they refuse money. I wish they would take me out to sushi too lol.
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I wouldn’t worry about that. Pretty soon, instead of holding a bag of fruit, she’ll be holding a baby.
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I wouldn’t worry about that. Pretty soon, instead of holding a bag of fruit, she’ll be holding a baby.
Not ready to be a granddaddy yet lol.
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