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      10-26-2018, 02:03 PM   #1057
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Ah. Fart jokes are not funny.
There's your problem. Farts are indeed always funny.
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      10-26-2018, 02:14 PM   #1058
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@upstatedoc come back save this thread

When is the date
you know, I don't get a notice that I've been paged. isn't that supposed to go to your in-box?
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When is the date
you know, I don't get a notice that I've been paged. isn't that supposed to go to your in-box?
No.
There's a notification icon up top if you're on the website, and in the app.

You can also setup notifications with the app.

Now that you're here though........ huh!?
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      10-26-2018, 02:40 PM   #1062
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This thread has taken a strange turn. Two simultaneous conversations going on where N_E is being schooled on classy fart jokes and One is eerily concerned with Docs sex Life. something tells me Onesy isn't getting much play these days.
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This thread has taken a strange turn. Two simultaneous conversations going on where N_E is being schooled on classy fart jokes and One is eerily concerned with Docs sex Life. something tells me Onesy isn't getting much play these days.
Not my fault doc is a sadist
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      10-26-2018, 03:28 PM   #1064
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Great sense of humor is the most important characteristic I look for in a guy. Quick wit is a good indicator of intelligence.
In any population (in this case being those who are quick witted are also generally intelligent) there will always be outliers. I just want to know why the outlier had to be me??

In general though, I tend to agree with you.
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Not my fault doc is a sadist
I don't know about you, but I for one am enjoying how this thread is now mixing sexual tension with farts.
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I don't know about you, but I for one am enjoying how this thread is now mixing sexual tension with farts.
Sounds like bed time at my house.
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Sounds like bed time at my house.
I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

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Fart jokes are not funny Never_Enough
I walk sideways and pretend I'm a race car.
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      10-26-2018, 04:31 PM   #1070
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I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

Dutch oven has ZERO to do with it
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Farts & fart jokes rule, bitches!
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I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

You have never done it? Pussy! I have given several ladies the dutch oven with pleasure.
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Also, I just ripped a good one, but I'm home alone.
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      10-26-2018, 07:41 PM   #1074
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Also, I just ripped a good one, but I'm home alone.
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I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

You have never done it? Pussy! I have given several ladies the dutch oven with pleasure.
I totally gave my wife a Dutch oven a few years into dating. Pushed her head down there, pulled the cover up and let it rip. What I failed to take into account is that I was on my side facing her instead of having my back turned to her. She took full advantage and punched me in the dick. It hurt. I deserved it. First and last Dutch oven.
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i just looked up what a dutch oven is...
definitely pulling one at the closest interval.
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No wonder 99.99% of you kids are single, fart jokes? That turns women off, good luck in finding your perfect woman.
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No wonder 99.99% of you kids are single, fart jokes? That turns women off, good luck in finding your perfect woman.
there's no such thing as "perfect" especially in humans - a 10/10 simply does not exist. it is the image we create in our minds and (hopefully) we work towards reaching that perfection

that's why you settle with two 5's instead of finding that one 10!
and exchange her when she's 40 to two 20 year olds
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