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My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.
Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days. |
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10-31-2018, 05:24 PM | #1061 | |
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10-31-2018, 05:25 PM | #1062 | |
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wow i just saw this, but no (i think) she doesn't live with her parents
if she does, that's a risk im willing to take even when his dad wears his MAGA hat and sends her selfies of him and their dog to piss her off ![]() also, her words: "he changes cars so often, it's not like we're loaded either but he loves driving. he took my bmw (yes she has a 320i) for an oil change 2 months ago and i've yet to get it back" sounds like a guy i can get along with ![]() |
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Yeah her ex was a dick and her foot was hurting plus my middle boy and two dogs were here so here I am posting in OT
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Pure randomness but I like the way that upstatedoc is handling this and I commend him on taking it slow and not being pushy or having an aire or expectancy. I'm getting the vibe of "if it happens it happens, if not so what...there's other fish in the sea."
Now this is coming from a self professed hoe who's second question after "what's your name" is "do you got a big dick...just curious because I don't wanna waste anybody's time here". Ahem, that being said, most that I meet know what's up and we don't have kids involved (at least I don't) to change the entire dynamic of the situation and we're not looking for long term. Take your time and woo her. Even self professed hoes could be wooed and made to be houseworthy and domesticated with the right words and actions like a "face massage"....even if the answer to the dick question is "no, it's little" (gah, that answer is the WORST but it's workable). You're doing fine, take it slow and easy and continue to make your way with the lady(seems to ME that you're doing a FINE job). Think about it, if things were to go sour, remember, your children would be the collateral damage if this really took a turn for the worse later on. They're friends now and could potentially be friends for life if things go well between you two....or the complete opposite. Disclaimer: idk if it's wise to take advice from a hoe but lots of hoes wanted not to be...
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The other night I picked up a friend from the airport at 1am. The highways were empty. I took the long way home just because it was so awesome to not be hitting the brakes every 5 seconds.
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My E 90 was a rock solid reliable. Five years and 60,000 miles. Didn't really want to get rid of it but couldn't jam five family members in it anymore.
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