[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Let me find it...you owe me a bottle of wine!!!

Warning: Do not have any liquids, sharp objects or breakables around when you read it. You will go into spasms of laughter!!

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Let me find it...you owe me a bottle of wine!!!

Warning: Do not have any liquids, sharp objects or breakables around when you read it. You will go into spasms of laughter!!

Please tell me it isn’t a prancercise.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Please tell me it isn’t a prancercise.

Nope.
You will thank me later.

https://bmwi.bimmerpost.com/forums/s...d.php?t=543909

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Nope.
You will thank me later.

https://bmwi.bimmerpost.com/forums/s...d.php?t=543909

Sitting in the ER with mom. Could use a laugh. Thanks.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I feel for you guys these days. Back when I was single, I got texts non-stop. I could have just left a date, and they would be texting me 45 minutes later. And I hated talking on the phone.

As I have mentioned before, I like a strong independent woman.....I could never do clingy.

Lol....I guess I lived in an area where most of the women were desperate. I had more problems trying to ditch them than I did finding them.

Now that I think about it, I was approached more often by the opposite sex......a lot more than me approaching them.

Like I said.....desperate women in my area!

moving to SC shortly

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I have 2 that want to come into town this week and 3 that want me to come to them. It's insane.

If you ever need an executive assistant to help you with this you have my contact info

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Sitting in the ER with mom. Could use a laugh. Thanks.

Hope everything is okay. I'm sick of hospitals right now.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

moving to SC shortly



If you ever need an executive assistant to help you with this you have my contact info

Don't sell yourself short. You have plenty of time and plenty to offer.

So be picky and have the attitude that you deserve the best. You're a Good guy no matter what Now_Rudi says!!!

[pennsiveguy]

Based on the market opportunity I'm seeing here, I've decided to start a hairy arm cam show, as a side hustle. I'll be doing dishes, detailing my humidifier, folding laundry. I'll post the URL when it goes live.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Either a suit with no tie or slacks and a sport coat, again, no tie. I arrive first to make certain I have the high ground. Also, and this is critical, VIDEO CHAT if you met them online.

Happy hour and if things click, dinner.

I always get there first and sit so I'm facing the door. Fewer distractions for them. It's an old sales trick.

Deal breaker: if she picks her phone up more than once or twice (unless the date goes longer than an hour or so, or she's showing me pix). I leave mine in my car; whatever's going on, I'll catch up when the date's over. If she'd rather be texting "IKR?" to her besty than having a conversation with me, I'll happily let her do so while I get up and leave. I've done that 3 times and it felt fantastic. If her life revolves around her phone, we're not a match. I own my phone; my phone doesn't own me.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Based on the market opportunity I'm seeing here, I've decided to start a hairy arm cam show, as a side hustle. I'll be doing dishes, detailing my humidifier, folding laundry. I'll post the URL when it goes live.

Group buy?

I'm sure MKSixer and 1MOREMOD are in with me

Can we request with goat arms too???

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Group buy?

I'm sure MKSixer and 1MOREMOD are in with me

Can we request with goat arms too???

Let's call it $100/month for the lot of you. I'll even throw in some furry plumber-butt a couple times a week, just to prove I'm not a greedy man.

[Turkish Pickle]

is pennsiveguy becoming an e-girl on a car forum?

when can we buy your pee and/or your bath water?
if i donate to your stream, will you announce my name as "Thank you Turkish Pickle!"?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

is pennsiveguy becoming an e-girl on a car forum?

when can we buy your pee and/or your bath water?
if i donate to your stream, will you announce my name as "Thank you Turkish Pickle!"?

My marketing team is tabulating the focus group data as I type this. Belly-button lint and nail clippings are the strong players at this point, but it's early in the game.

Yes, shout-outs are available for $5 each.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Can we request with goat arms too???

BAN!

[CTinline-six]

I hate all of you.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I always get there first and sit so I'm facing the door. Fewer distractions for them. It's an old sales trick.

Deal breaker: if she picks her phone up more than once or twice (unless the date goes longer than an hour or so, or she's showing me pix). I leave mine in my car; whatever's going on, I'll catch up when the date's over. If she'd rather be texting "IKR?" to her besty than having a conversation with me, I'll happily let her do so while I get up and leave. I've done that 3 times and it felt fantastic. If her life revolves around her phone, we're not a match. I own my phone; my phone doesn't own me.

I do one better...I make sure to meet them outside & if they end up not looking like the pics, I just walk away & they never knew it. Done that before.

Same on the phone thing...right after I call them on it.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Based on the market opportunity I'm seeing here, I've decided to start a hairy arm cam show, as a side hustle. I'll be doing dishes, detailing my humidifier, folding laundry. I'll post the URL when it goes live.

Oooh - can we take guesses on what the URL will be?

The two front runner guesses from me are:

"Zoo animals doing human things.com"
"missing link found.com"

[UncleWede]

Socky-things FTMFW!!!!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oooh - can we take guesses on what the URL will be?

The two front runner guesses from me are:

"Zoo animals doing human things.com"
"missing link found.com"

Cake farts

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Hope everything is okay. I'm sick of hospitals right now.

She's finally in a room after two days in the ER. Thank you. And hang in there.

[premier3is]

Update: met her for dinner yesterday. Looked like her pictures thankfully lol. I was going to FaceTime prior to meeting as it was suggested here but I had a good feeling she wasn't lying since she added me on her IG by accepting my request (her IG is private so that tells me in fact it is her).

Anyways, dinner went really well. Down to earth lady. Good job, not money hungry like these other girls I've seen, and has a Model 3 (not that her car matters but I can appreciate someone who doesn't drive beaters lol) Family oriented as well. Spent a good 3.5 hours with her, so I'd call that a good start? We may meet again soon, she lives around an hour from me.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Update: met her for dinner yesterday. Looked like her pictures thankfully lol. I was going to FaceTime prior to meeting as it was suggested here but I had a good feeling she wasn't lying since she added me on her IG by accepting my request (her IG is private so that tells me in fact it is her).

Anyways, dinner went really well. Down to earth lady. Good job, not money hungry like these other girls I've seen, and has a Model 3 (not that her car matters but I can appreciate someone who doesn't drive beaters lol) Family oriented as well. Spent a good 3.5 hours with her, so I'd call that a good start? We may meet again soon, she lives around an hour from me.

That's a really good start.

For me it's been one or the other. They either look nothing like their pictures, or have zero personality.