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      03-11-2019, 04:26 PM   #3675
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You mean, "They fuck you in the drive thru"?
No, idiot...oh, sorry, I was reading your byline, hilld... mea culpa. But anyway, I don’t know that reference. Although it could well fit, who knows... lol

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      03-11-2019, 04:27 PM   #3676
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No, idiot...oh, sorry, I was reading your byline, hilld... mea culpa. But anyway, I don’t know that reference. Although it could well fit, who knows... lol
The reference was from Lethal Weapon 2, after they screwed up his order in the drive thru and they were already a few miles away.



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      03-12-2019, 05:49 AM   #3677
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You mean, "They fuck you in the drive thru"?
I say this almost every day when we order lunch at work and they screw mine up...
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got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.
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      03-12-2019, 12:51 PM   #3679
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got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.
whats your situation again? were you married?
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      03-12-2019, 02:49 PM   #3680
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got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.
Bring protection.
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      03-12-2019, 02:57 PM   #3681
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      03-12-2019, 05:29 PM   #3682
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whats your situation again? were you married?
Nah never been married before. Perpetually single.
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      03-13-2019, 12:24 PM   #3683
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got a tinder date with a cute blonde girl tomorrow. this will be my first time every going out with a blonde. i am generally very partial to brunettes.
Good luck! Report back!
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      03-15-2019, 10:38 AM   #3685
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im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday

we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy
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im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday

we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy
I hope you're using her car.
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im going to teach a match parallel parking this weekend
might be grabbing brunch with another one sunday

we'll see how it goes, this week was so busy
I hope you're using her car.
of course, i'm not THAT dumb
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of course, i'm not THAT dumb
Riveting conversation haha
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      03-15-2019, 11:20 AM   #3689
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of course, i'm not THAT dumb
Scratching the photo out is "bok", bro.
she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home
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she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home
they "try" harder...
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      03-15-2019, 11:32 AM   #3691
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she's not the girl you brag about to your friends is all i'll say about this situation 😂

sometimes standards are lowered and that's okay especially if the break is starting today and everyone i know is going home
Since you blurred out the photo we will all just assume it's a dude.
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Still - standards vary for everyone. If it's so bad that you cannot even show her face to random people you will never meet on the internet, then perhaps this isn't an endeavor worth perusing, yes?

Just sayin'.

Unless you like "Balik etil"?
never thought i'd see this phrase on a primarily american BMW forum

and honestly i'm just being extremely lazy with this, you can see from that convo i put in absolutely no effort into setting something up + all i'm going to do is teach parallel parking to a grad student so it hopefully won't take a long time either...

i don't do pics in general though, sorry.
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I can already imagine what she is telling her friend(s):

"yeah for our first date he's taking me parallel parking"

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      03-15-2019, 11:41 AM   #3694
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I can already imagine what she is telling her friend(s):

"yeah for our first date he's taking me parallel parking"

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      03-15-2019, 11:43 AM   #3695
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Oh - well, let's see if I can still cuss in Turkish? It's been many years.

Don't be a "orospu cocugu". Post some photos, even if she is a "ask melegi" and you are a "at hirsizi".

How was that?
i give it a 9.5/10, because the first part makes complete sense, never heard the phrase "ask melegi" (im assuming you're saying love bird?), and at hirsizi is generally used for people that look sketchy

VERY impressive nevertheless
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