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      10-11-2021, 01:45 PM   #11441
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One happy couple there, so who's next to walk down the aisle, time comes when the running around and impressing stops when you find the 'one'.
Guys don't show all your cards to a prospective partner, maybe hide the Porsche and other things a bit at first to see if she's really interested in you and not what your possessions are more.
I have a very young wealthy friend with quite an exotic car collection who bought a 97 Camry to take dates out until he knew they weren't after his money
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      10-11-2021, 01:50 PM   #11442
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I used to wear enormous push up bras back in the day. That’s probably the worst type of catfishing lol
Must have had the guys running to you then
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Must have brought the guys running to you then
Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.
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      10-11-2021, 03:06 PM   #11445
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Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.
I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.
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I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.
This is a joke, right?
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I don't see anything wrong his real profession as a lawyer. In your 40s you should be comfortable telling a date what your real profession is. Actually at any age!
No, that wasnt a critic by his real profession and tbh I would tell asking women more that I am a lawyer than a pilot. To avoid any unwanted expectations on my side Im just telling that I am working for an airline. Thats true and couldnt lead into some mishaps.
What I want to point out is, that I wont excuse a lie at the profession to get someone laid or in your case hooked to more attraction according to his said job. But I understand some guys which are hoping that telling a lie to achieve a shot more, when they are jobwise not really onto the bright side of life - which isnt a excuse either.
With this said I add a side note, that Apple sux for me
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This is a joke, right?
Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??
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Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??
Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
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Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
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I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.
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I'll tell you I used to say things to girls like I was a drummer in a rock band when at discos/clubs and the eyes opened wide
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....
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Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....
*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.
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*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.
How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
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How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC
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*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC
What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


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What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless
I know I was catfishing to gals that I was a drummer in a rock band at one time tho it's getting outa hand...but what the hell it's OT
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      10-11-2021, 11:57 PM   #11461
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^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh
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Had a guy last week text me and told me he would tell girls he was a pilot or a surgeon. He's a lawyer. What on earth would possess you to do that, and then tell a girl you're interested in that you used to do that?? It's just weird.
Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...
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      10-12-2021, 12:30 AM   #11462
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^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh
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Had a guy last week text me and told me he would tell girls he was a pilot or a surgeon. He's a lawyer. What on earth would possess you to do that, and then tell a girl you're interested in that you used to do that?? It's just weird.
Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...
It is pretty funny.
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