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      08-10-2021, 09:19 PM   #10517
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This guy just plagiarized a whole plot line from some cheesy romance novel.
That's pretty much how I feel about ANY dude talking game on a forum or to randoms. They are like that kid who totally fingered a girl at camp, but you don't know her she is from Canada.

I think the idea of this thread is to ask questions about experiences and get advice, not make up stories about how much 10/10 pussy you crush to impress guys online
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      08-10-2021, 09:30 PM   #10518
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For the most part, yes.

I have to be in the mood to meet someone. I had a guy come up to me in the frozen food aisle with his child and ask for my number. I hate that shit. I'm tired of it. I get chatted up at gas stations, the gun ranges, I'm tired of it. Periodt!


Edit: Just admire me from a distance. I have no problem making the first move. Let women be the ones to make the move and pursue. I feel like it's always the guys doing this. Just sit back, relax, and let women take charge for once.
That's what I do. And it seems to work good for me. For example, I met a very famous print model at the gym one day. She was under contract with Vogue/Harpers Bizzare. So, she was in the magazines every month. She just started to talk to me at the gym, every night. She was married. So, we just talked. But, we'd talk for an hour or two, every night that we were both there. One night she said her husband got a new CEO job in Hawaii. She told him that she was staying in California. A couple nights later, she came up stairs at the gym wearing this very tight, low cut, Lace, white dress. I thought to myself, "what the hell is she doing". She was drop dead gorgeous. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched her. She walked up to me, and said, "do you wanna go out tonight". I said, "sure"! And that was the start to a very fun relationship. She liked to ride horses, and I trained horses. So, she'd come up to the ranch for horse back rides, jeep rides and whatever. And, she was my girlfriend for a couple years. Till she decided to move to Utah.
Who talks like this. Do you talk like this in real life? I'm just curious.
This guy just plagiarized a whole plot line from some cheesy romance novel.
This that drugstore smut you used to grow up on? The ones with the I can't believe it's not butter guy on the cover?
Don't you DARE disrespect Fabio like this. Ever.
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This one time - she WhatsApp talked at me for like 2 hours whilst I was stranded at an airport in Texas. At like 3am….I basically laid the phone down and went to sleep. Lol.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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For the most part, yes.

I have to be in the mood to meet someone. I had a guy come up to me in the frozen food aisle with his child and ask for my number. I hate that shit. I'm tired of it. I get chatted up at gas stations, the gun ranges, I'm tired of it. Periodt!


Edit: Just admire me from a distance. I have no problem making the first move. Let women be the ones to make the move and pursue. I feel like it's always the guys doing this. Just sit back, relax, and let women take charge for once.
That's what I do. And it seems to work good for me. For example, I met a very famous print model at the gym one day. She was under contract with Vogue/Harpers Bizzare. So, she was in the magazines every month. She just started to talk to me at the gym, every night. She was married. So, we just talked. But, we'd talk for an hour or two, every night that we were both there. One night she said her husband got a new CEO job in Hawaii. She told him that she was staying in California. A couple nights later, she came up stairs at the gym wearing this very tight, low cut, Lace, white dress. I thought to myself, "what the hell is she doing". She was drop dead gorgeous. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched her. She walked up to me, and said, "do you wanna go out tonight". I said, "sure"! And that was the start to a very fun relationship. She liked to ride horses, and I trained horses. So, she'd come up to the ranch for horse back rides, jeep rides and whatever. And, she was my girlfriend for a couple years. Till she decided to move to Utah.
Who talks like this. Do you talk like this in real life? I'm just curious.
This guy just plagiarized a whole plot line from some cheesy romance novel.
This that drugstore smut you used to grow up on? The ones with the I can't believe it's not butter guy on the cover?
Don't you DARE disrespect Fabio like this. Ever.
Yeah, or we will tell Lups
@Lups !!!!!

This one time - she WhatsApp talked at me for like 2 hours whilst I was stranded at an airport in Texas. At like 3am….I basically laid the phone down and went to sleep. Lol.
Legend says, Lups is still talking to this day.
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This guy just plagiarized a whole plot line from some cheesy romance novel.
That's pretty much how I feel about ANY dude talking game on a forum or to randoms. They are like that kid who totally fingered a girl at camp, but you don't know her she is from Canada.

I think the idea of this thread is to ask questions about experiences and get advice, not make up stories about how much 10/10 pussy you crush to impress guys online
What if the pussy is 9/10. Can we still discuss or nah? Too high?
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      08-10-2021, 09:42 PM   #10521
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Enough of the multi quoting!
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Enough of the multi quoting!
You know the only time you can be demanding is when you tell ASBSECU E93 to bend over and cough.

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Enough of the multi quoting!
No shit!
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Enough of the multi quoting!
Lol.
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That's pretty much how I feel about ANY dude talking game on a forum or to randoms. They are like that kid who totally fingered a girl at camp, but you don't know her she is from Canada.

I think the idea of this thread is to ask questions about experiences and get advice, not make up stories about how much 10/10 pussy you crush to impress guys online
Oh, did someone’s panties get all twisted! Maybe we need to send you a participation trophy!
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      08-11-2021, 12:04 AM   #10526
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That's two different exams.
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Enough of the multi quoting!
You know the only time you can be demanding is when you tell ASBSECU E93 to bend over and cough.

That's two different exams.
Right sorry. I got that mixed up with prison intake. My bad.
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      08-11-2021, 03:12 AM   #10528
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Out of popcorn. Need to restock for Sara's next installment. After all, she's the only one consistently delivering 'good/bad experience' stories...
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      08-11-2021, 04:21 AM   #10529
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Oh, did someone’s panties get all twisted! Maybe we need to send you a participation trophy!
LOL, you hurt I threw a little truth into your circle jerk?

Don't worry, nobody is gonna deny you your biscuits
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      08-11-2021, 06:09 AM   #10530
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This right here. Damn social media and dating apps ruined peoples ability to communicate in person on the fly. Charm and wit account for a lot. No one knows how to interact in person anymore. Everything needs to be scripted and edited. Just be yourself!
Agreed. I have a young 21yr old Soldier who completely locks up when anyone talks to him, and is scared shitless to talk to his crush in person. Trying to break him of this, and he is getting better, but if he doesn't have a phone in the middle on the conversation he is lost.

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Oh I was about to say - "da fuck? It's like none of us ever left" but I was wrong. It's worse, lol.

I mean, it's the same simpy circle jerk around Sara. Sara, loves to feed the simps, it's, entertaining sometimes because, well, it's very cringe lol. Like watching a slow motion train wreck I suppose.

But other times, it's too much. And some of y'all haven't figured out that half of what Sara says is just trolling. I mean, one hopes, LOL. Plus, she's been in Mississippi for a minute now. Southern cooking isn't healthy. She could be the size of the Goodyear blimp is all I'm saying.
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Out of popcorn. Need to restock for Sara's next installment. After all, she's the only one consistently delivering 'good/bad experience' stories...
Yeah the only time it really becomes about dating around here is when Sara logs in. She does have a list of requirements and rules on how to talk to her that's as long as a Walgreens/CVS receipt. She makes it impossible to date her. Well, unless you're a pilot. I guess status is the priority.

I'm opposite timezones from pretty much everyone else in here. It's good morning entertainment logging in and catching up on the previous days shenanigans.
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Try 2008 and before.

I managed to click the rating button at the top a couple of weeks ago to sort threads in order of rating, due to someone giving all their own threads a 5 star rating. Oddly enough, I found this gem dating back to 2008.

https://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187231
Damn! I can't believe this nonsense has been going on for 13 years. Sara should thank us for being polite. Those guys were brutal! I wonder if any of those posts will be deleted.
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Yeeees and what did you all do 13 years ago, were you in a convent
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i was dropping panties with this....so much fun!!
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You missed the point. I'm not judging her behavior. I'm stating that she has been posting the same stuff for 13 years.
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You missed the point. I'm not judging her behavior. I'm stating that she has been posting the same stuff for 13 years.
Quite revealing isn't it?!?
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Quite revealing isn't it?!?
Well...one female was being picked on by a posse of girl friend starved geezers on the forum but come on, the way the orange BMW jock was shooting off..he was like an out of control wa*kr.
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Quite revealing isn't it?!?
Well...one female was being picked by a posse of girl friend starved geezers on the forum but come on, the way the orange BMW jock was shooting off..he was like an out of control wa*kr.
Are you referring to that thread?!? I wasn't! I was just referring to over a decade of the same issue(s) with seemingly no end in sight.
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Are you referring to that thread?!? I wasn't! I was just referring to over a decade of the same issue(s) with seemingly no end in sight.
What I will say is that if a woman is very good looking with a nice figure then there's nothing wrong with her stooping to conquer to get the right guy I guess but for sure it will cause some friction in the forum.
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