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      06-06-2016, 10:58 AM   #30295
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Not coffee , whiskey my friend !
I saw her , and know what she wants....
How could I forget! Thank you for the correction friend.
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That's quite a day! Been craving French fries for a week now, but have yet to commit. Probably change that this week.

Currently getting my day together. Need to drop off some papers, and sign some stuff. Also need to wash and polish some of my toys this week.
Quite a day ?
It's like this everyday over here...

Welcome to Belgium !
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My brain essentially works like this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massiv...lel_(computing)

These are free cycles that would otherwise have been CPU idle time.
massively parallel.. sounds like DP porn
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My lips are sealed. Unlike Miss Busty McBlondie's.
many erections killed..
I have a serious question. Where did you learn English?
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massively parallel.. sounds like DP porn
Depends on who is doing the P'ing... sometimes, not so massive... ask rj
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I have a serious question. Where did you learn English?
why? it's too late if you want to re-learn..
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I have a serious question. Where did you learn English?
why? it's too late if you want to re-learn..
It's never too late.
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Depends on who is doing the P'ing... sometimes, not so massive... ask rj
who is the boss and disproportionall Verb-e-arge

well RJ rides (a motorcycle) doesn't he? so doesn't matter so much
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It's never too late.
it requires psychotheraphy.. most not willing
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FTFY
I'm 100% sure she would love it !

BTW...I don't see her anymore on here ?
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Quite a day ?
It's like this everyday over here...

Welcome to Belgium !
My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.
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My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.
question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious
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question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious
Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b
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question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious
Last person to ask me this question volunteered to do it.... are you going somewhere with this question? I don't want Aatish to miss an opportunity.
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My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.
Here it is...."Bon appetit my friend"
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Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b
okay, not trying to give u any ideas or anything.. keep trucking
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Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b
Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh

Edit: I did roll a car at 70 once on I94... but that was well afterward and was the result of her having a psychotic episode... unrelated to the road head.
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Last person to ask me this question volunteered to do it.... are you going somewhere with this question? I don't want Aatish to miss an opportunity.
do i have to put "from a girl", "with a girl" everytime then?

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many erections killed..
Only if she bites...
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Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh
Lol you're right, thank god I bought the Tesla. Thanks to the Autopilot System, not only can I get head while doing 80, I can get the whole shabang!
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Last person to ask me this question volunteered to do it.... are you going somewhere with this question? I don't want Aatish to miss an opportunity.
do i have to put "from a girl", "with a girl" everytime then?

sheesh
Well, knowing you, yes
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