[________]

I smell something in the air

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I smell something in the air

[Turkish Pickle]

great and i thought i was going to have a productive morning

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Even though there were no charges placed against me, we still had to go to court. Oddly enough the judge still granted an order of protection against me which will always be on my record now because this bitch cheated on me. The order of protection meant nothing as within a month she was calling me up begging for sex because the other 3 guys wouldn't talk to her after seeing what she did to me. Being able to make a woman's toes curl in ways that others don't understand can be just as much of a burden as it can be a gift.

I still wrestle with this. Is it better to be mediocre in bed and let women give the "meh" about you in conversation concerning your skills with others or is it better to blow their damn minds and have to deal with the results later? This is where someone will jump in and say it all depends on the level of crazy with the female involved. In my experience, they all end this way regardless of how wholesome they are/were before I go in and rearrange their insides.

On the plus side, I've also been contacted out of the blue by friends of the women I've been with, out of curiosity from what they've been told. Word of mouth marketing is a helluva thing.

This. I have one who won't leave me alone. I get 4-6 calls per day and about a dozen texts. It's ridiculous.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This. I have one who won't leave me alone. I get 4-6 calls per day and about a dozen texts. It's ridiculous.

Laying it down right breeds stalkers.

[________]

You guys almost make me go gay so good you are in bed

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

You guys almost make me go gay so good you are in bed

Shall we rename this thread to "Questioning my sexuality"

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Even though there were no charges placed against me, we still had to go to court. Oddly enough the judge still granted an order of protection against me which will always be on my record now because this bitch cheated on me. The order of protection meant nothing as within a month she was calling me up begging for sex because the other 3 guys wouldn't talk to her after seeing what she did to me. Being able to make a woman's toes curl in ways that others don't understand can be just as much of a burden as it can be a gift.

I still wrestle with this. Is it better to be mediocre in bed and let women give the "meh" about you in conversation concerning your skills with others or is it better to blow their damn minds and have to deal with the results later? This is where someone will jump in and say it all depends on the level of crazy with the female involved. In my experience, they all end this way regardless of how wholesome they are/were before I go in and rearrange their insides.

On the plus side, I've also been contacted out of the blue by friends of the women I've been with, out of curiosity from what they've been told. Word of mouth marketing is a helluva thing.

do you leave them crossed-eye or rolled back from that gut thrashing lol

[________]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Shall we rename this thread to "Questioning my sexuality"

Sex so good you will convert

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

do you leave them crossed-eye or rolled back from that gut thrashing lol

Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

[Turkish Pickle]

smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

jesus is watching

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

This is the catch 22 dilemma. The super crazy ones are the ones that do it right.

Yeah. I'm about to start asking for a list of meds as a qualifier in my triage.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

jesus is watching

I would be too!

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yeah. I'm about to start asking for a list of meds as a qualifier in my triage.

Brilliant!

Waiting on the list would be like watching a horse race. C'mon SSRI's.....C'mon SSRI's!!!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

jesus is watching

Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.

If they aren't experiencing semi catatonia during, then they have been with better man than I. As for the bath....whatever they do/need after is all on them.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?

I don't know why he wouldn't, they are sure as hell saying it.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.

what is semi-catalonia?

[________]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

what is semi-catalonia?

Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

what is semi-catalonia?

cat·a·to·ni·a
/ˌkadəˈtōnēə/
noun PSYCHIATRY
abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

cat·a·to·ni·a
/ˌkadəˈtōnēə/
noun PSYCHIATRY
abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.

OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???

[________]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???

You're searching it wrong if it isn't showing up....