[Soul_Glo]

Hood names are the best. I once dated a girl named Lakweesha. We broke up because she was the Karen of the day and it was embarrassing af to be around that drama.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

Hood names are the best. I once dated a girl named Lakweesha. We broke up because she was the Karen of the day and it was embarrassing af to be around that drama.

Amazing.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

Hood names are the best. I once dated a girl named Lakweesha. We broke up because she was the Karen of the day and it was embarrassing af to be around that drama.

Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha

[2008M36MT]

Originally Posted by Sara

Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha

I like the hyphenated names like Amber-Marie. Not.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by Sara

Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha

Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.

How about this one though?
https://racerxonline.com/rider/stilez-robertson

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.

If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by 2008M36MT

I went on a bumbl date yesterday, the girl told me she gets a minimum of 30 minutes in bed, has gone as long as 7 hours in one session. I told her that’s never happening. Rest of the date went well. Some guys out there are really taleneted. Minimum?!?

She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.

[Soul_Glo]

^ Translated: I’m not saying she’s a slut but I am surprised Facebook hasn’t made her vagina a place to “check in” yet.

[///d]

Congrats Sara! On both the bun in the oven AND things going well with the pilot!

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.

Reminds me of Maury. We watch an episode every day during lunch. It's great when a gal is so convinced a dude is her baby daddy and then the test is negative and now SHE is the ho.

Watching that show is such a morale boost! I feel so much better about my life


Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by ///d

Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.

Time to wrap her up cos you could goa lifetime and not find the same thing again.

[Soul_Glo]

^what he said. None of this promise ring bullshit either. Diamond for that one. The type that makes her swerve to the left when she driving.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sara

Thanks guys! Really hoping the blood test isn’t wrong. I’m so looking forward to ponies and princesses and already picked out a name.

Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

Women don’t really have a refraction period like men. Once a woman orgasms she could be ready in 20 seconds or 20 minutes. Some are satisfied with once. Some a few. Some women go again in an hour or two. Men are disadvantaged by their refractory period and it’s not always consistent. A guy might be spent for the day or 3 hours then stand up for democracy again 6 hours later. Every guy is different but no guy on this planet other than may be just may be.. a teenage dirtbag could shake off hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree.. every 30 minutes for several goes. It will be a minute job though. Forty minutes is easily achievable before a guy off loads.

Reminds me. Next time I see her. I will yell at her and say our daughter would have been 15 if she didn’t swallow her!!! It’s the best birth control really though.

So you meeting the query nimpho again? Second date?

So true. I heard the most lurid stories when I sold Viagra back in the day. As for ladies and orgasms. I had one who just kept having them even after we were finished. It became fascinating to watch. This happened through the weekend each time we had a session. She was 51 and on HRT. She was 5'-8", 128# and had 34 DD implants. Redhead and just spectacular. It was a good weekend.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara

Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha

Congratulations, Sara!!!!

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco

I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.

My favorite though right now are the pseudonyms. Like you dating or stripping?

[///d]

Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by ///d

Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.

Do they already know where she will be stripping?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?

Ha! Definitely a surprise. Long story short. I fell ill for three weeks in November. Took my colleagues prescriptions because urgent care wasn’t listening to me over my concerns of how sick I was. Had a mammogram scheduled for December 1. You can be dying from an injury and the first question you’re asked, by all doctors, as a woman, is first date of your last period. That’s when it clicked. Oh shit. Took 4 tests. All positive

Felt pretty bad. We went to a Saints game on the 20th. Obviously drinking. Went to three bars to watch the game on the 27th, drinking a lot that night :/ I was so worried I might have compromised it. Thankfully, the last three ultrasounds have shown she’s just fine. Have my second trimester appointment on Monday

[Sara]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Congratulations, Sara!!!!

Thanks!

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?

is it an accident tho if its successful