[TiMSport]

It was a beautiful sunny day with a crisp, cool air blowing and representing a perfect day of Autumn. Little did I know what was about to happen. The tags were still fresh on my brand new Toyota Corolla with the sport package so I decided to cruise over to my local Sam’s Club. Lo and behold before I even had a chance to get out of my car a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with hair flowing down to her ass and a rack that just wouldn’t quit gazed at me with emerald green eyes that just pierced my soul. Admittedly I was taken aback by this moment because it’s usually a hot blonde that finds me, but not today. I thought I was going to bust a nut right then and there but thankfully not because of my vast experience and prowess with the ladies. This stunning brunette reminded me of my middle school teacher that broke my cherry when I was 13, but that’s another time and story.

Back to Sam’s Club in the parking lot and the brunette. Her name was Lola. I really didn’t have time because I needed to buy a dozen cowboy bone-in ribeye steaks (delicious by the way) for a small get-together at my home that evening. Before I had a chance to step out of the Corolla Lola began to rub herself apparently not even concerned that onlookers could possibly witness her brazen attempt to seduce me. As she was rubbing her crotch she kept saying, or shall I say moaning something about how sexy the Celestite Gray Metallic looked in the sunlight and that she had been trying to buy one herself but all the local dealers were out. Fortunately for me I’ve got a hook-up at a local Toyota dealership that I’ve been using for years. Shit, pandemic? Big deal. Chip shortages? Means nothing. I’m able to order whatever Toyota I want, whenever I want and well below invoice.

Lola asked me what it would take to be able to take the Corolla for a ride. I was straight with her and told her that I didn’t want her woman-hood ruining my cloth seats because stains just don’t come out of that shit. Believe me, I know. That’s another story as well. I literally put my hand in her face to brush her aside and while doing that I accidentally brushed her rock hard nips in the process almost cutting myself. I said to her “damn woman, is it cold out here?” and she responded with a “no, I’m just so turned on right now and need you to bend me over your car and …….

“Whoa whoa girl…. chill out! If I don’t get inside someone’s gonna buy up all the steaks. Besides that, I already rubbed one out this morning.” (I did that intentionally because for some reason I just knew something like this was going to happen to me on this fine Autumn day). It happens to me A LOT. Honestly it gets old after a while and even embarrassing because people are always watching. I used to really enjoy the thrill of it but not as much anymore. I can understand why some people can’t understand that train of thought but it is what it is. When you get older and more mature, it’s just not as special anymore. I only have so many salvos to use in a day not like when I was much younger. I don’t do Viagra either. It’s all natural for me so I figure if I only get a half-chub or less with an encounter like the one on this day, I’ll pass.

So in the end I just got Lola’s number and told her I’ll call her sometime. She finished herself off and said she looked forward to hearing from me soon. I haven’t yet and it’s been 2 weeks now. Got too many things to do and women to f***.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I found a strand of long dark hair in the guest bathroom on Sunday at his place. I was about to get pissed until I held it up to light and realized it was a red hair strand.

You ladies are detectives when it comes to hair. It's downright impressive.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I already questioned the pony tail he used in my hair. I woke up and said "this isn't mine." I use very thin bands, he had put my hair in a much thicker pony tail band.

He's ignoring the cardinal rules that every player-turned-good should follow. Lol! He better get it together.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Damn! Lol! She was Stage-5 Clinger.

I've always swept through my pad any time a woman left because I wanted no trace of them……anywhere. I always find/found strands of hair everywhere…..in the most interesting places. Hair is so strategic. Lol!

Women used to tell me how impressed they were that a man kept such a clean home. I got called out for it once. She knew exactly what was up. Apparently her father was a bit a ladies man and she grew up with it. Instantly knew why my house stayed spotless. It was not uncommon for one to leave and another to be there within minutes of each other. Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

Speaking of hair, I always kept a lint roller in my bedside table just for this reason. Hair wasn't so much of an issue as f*cking glitter! Glitter is to women what spraying is to animals. I have kicked women out of my house for coming over all glittered up or having clothing on that sheds glitter. I actually had one that offered to shower to remove said glitter so she could stay....she stayed.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Women used to tell me how impressed they were that a man kept such a clean home. I got called out for it once. She knew exactly what was up. Apparently her father was a bit a ladies man and she grew up with it. Instantly knew why my house stayed spotless. It was not uncommon for one to leave and another to be there within minutes of each other. Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

Speaking of hair, I always kept a lint roller in my bedside table just for this reason. Hair wasn't so much of an issue as f*cking glitter! Glitter is to women what spraying is to animals. I have kicked women out of my house for coming over all glittered up or having clothing on that sheds glitter. I actually had one that offered to shower to remove said glitter so she could stay....she stayed.

Agree completely!!!!! You and I are cut from the same cloth in many ways.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Agree completely!!!!! You and I are cut from the same cloth in many ways.

Very much agreed.

Originally Posted by Mein11

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

That's the trick. Reset the room back to the way it was before you came in, every single time, it never gets dirty. 5 - 15 minute clean ups unattended can turn into hours of cleaning later. This, in turn, results in more time for other things. Also nothing is a bigger turn off for the ladies than a man who lives like a slob.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Mein11

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

That, my man, is the life hack. If you keep everything clean, you won't really have to clean.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

haha. This was back when we first started dating. After the hurricane I stayed at his place and one night got white girl wasted. He was nice enough to tie my hair back for me, but must have used his old girlfriend's pony tail He could have at least used mine!

He turned out alright. Another date night tonight for us....but if I find a hair strand that's not red or blonde we're gonna have problems, lol.

It's nice that you seem to have found a guy who's checking all/most of the boxes and treating you well.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

He's so wonderful. Apparently I'm supposed to get him something for Veteran's Day.... I'm like Am I not a good enough gift?

The good guys find themselves asking that very same question……a lot!!!

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

That's the trick. Reset the room back to the way it was before you came in, every single time, it never gets dirty. 5 - 15 minute clean ups unattended can turn into hours of cleaning later. This, in turn, results in more time for other things. Also nothing is a bigger turn off for the ladies than a man who lives like a slob.

Amen brother. Work smarter not harder!

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

That, my man, is the life hack. If you keep everything clean, you won't really have to clean.

Plus...., you can actually find shit without having to look all over. Messy people are a confusing species.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara

He's so wonderful. Apparently I'm supposed to get him something for Veteran's Day.... I'm like Am I not a good enough gift?

I didn't realize Veteran's day was a holiday you bought stuff for.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sara

I didn't either. Pretty sure he was joking when he asked me what my plans were for him. Now that's he's planted the seed, I feel like I should do something to 'salute his service' lol.

But he's not a Marine, because today is Sesame Street Day!!!!







Oh, and more importantly, Happy Birthday Corps!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Mein11

My nan;

Wait, isn't that Rose from St. Olaf?!

Originally Posted by Sara

I didn't either. Pretty sure he was joking when he asked me what my plans were for him. Now that's he's planted the seed, I feel like I should do something to 'salute his service' lol.

Nah, afaik thats no real day for presents, but hey, how about baking cupcakes with your national colors as topping on it, nice cup of coffee and a dear kiss?
Would appreciate this the most, just because of the gesture...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Wait, isn't that Rose from St. Olaf?!




Nah, afaik thats no real day for presents, but hey, how about baking cupcakes with your national colors as topping on it, nice cup of coffee and a dear kiss?
Would appreciate this the most, just because of the gesture...

I'm going to cook dinner for him

[Sara]

Speaking of gifts, are we doing a Christmas exchange like in previous years?

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Oh, and more importantly, Happy Birthday Corps!

...and more importantly, happy National Donut Day! Several years ago, I had the unexpected honor of celebrating the holiday with retired LTC Orson Swindle and trays full of donuts, and it was a really moving experience to hear his POW story that day.....

https://vetlikeme.org/the-marine-cor...nal-donut-day/


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[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara

I'm going to cook dinner for him

Cook him dinner naked with a ribbon tied around your waist. Tell him you got him a gift you just didn't know how to wrap it

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Well played. No offense on nan, but she's a bit young for my taste. I'm sure the waitress you spent the day with appreciated the non-stained butthole of Stephanie's. I, myself, have always appreciated a bleached halo. Yes, I said halo. Gives a new meaning to that Beyonce song now huh?

Yeah she keeps bringing home a bunch of dudes and having orgies in the pool house. I've told her again and again, NAN, if you're gonna have these parties please respect the 10pm curfew because some of us have to work in the morning.

She was really supportive of the butt hole bleaching, but still don't understand why it would cost $1k. I guess because it was a designer model, has a bunch of little Guccie emblems. Looks cool but seems like a very 2025 thing to do.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Yeah she keeps bringing home a bunch of dudes and having orgies in the pool house. I've told her again and again, NAN, if you're gonna have these parties please respect the 10pm curfew because some of us have to work in the morning.

She was really supportive of the butt hole bleaching, but still don't understand why it would cost $1k. I guess because it was a designer model, has a bunch of little Guccie emblems. Looks cool but seems like a very 2025 thing to do.

F*cking hell.

[SickGTR]

Originally Posted by Sara

I'm going to cook dinner for him

I really doubt that's the gift he is looking for😉. Just saying😙

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by SickGTR

I really doubt that's the gift he is looking for😉. Just saying😙

He may like the idea of an "all-you-can-eat" though.