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Signed up for some online dating sites today. Holy shit, you guys weren't kidding. WTF is wrong with society.
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To keep the thread alive and back on topic:
I receive a text message last week from my sister that is a copy of a message sent to her on facebook messenger. The message read "I have been trying to reach your brother but I don't have his number, can you please give him my number and have him contact me. (XXX) XXX-XXXX. I send a message to the number and come to find out that this is woman that I went on a single date with about 4 years ago. I'll start by stating that this woman is completely bat shit crazy.....and surprisingly extremely attractive for her age. She is 13 years older than I am and drop dead gorgeous. Back story: She attended the same church as my sister and brother-in-law. Apparently she took a shine to my brother-in-law and tried to get him to sleep with her. Still unsure as to whether or not that actually happened. Through stalking my sisters facebook page she comes across the little brothers profile and sees a nice house, a nice car and semi-put together reformed bad boy type and instantly starts sending me messages. This goes on for about a week until she finally asks me to meet her for lunch. I have nothing else going on at the time and agree to lunch; an hour later we are both naked in my bed. As attractive as she is, the sex was lack-luster at best. It was like having sex with a wack-a-mole game. If I would move one leg out of the way the other leg move in my way at the exact same movement as if they were on a pulley system. It became borderline comical and ridiculous. I eventually gave up and just stopped. Apparently I was hurting her as she later explained by the comment that I "was too much man" for her. We continue to communicate for a week or so after and I finally explain that I simply had no interest in continuing this....whatever it was and she becomes Basic Instinct crazy. Driving by my house and taking pictures of cars in my driveway asking who is there, threatening to stop by and see if it's another woman etc. This shit escalated quickly. I eventually blocked her in every way and explained that if she persisted that I would seek legal resolution. Lucky me she is moving back to the area and wanted to either start actually dating me or was looking for quick sex which I can't wrap my mind around either. If she didn't enjoy the sex and finally stopped with her crazy bullshit when I threatened to get a restraining order why would she even want to try to contact me again? What gives? Last edited by King Rudi; 11-20-2018 at 10:42 AM.. |
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Her own validation.
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My take is there are only a few scenarios. 1. Overweight, milker of society who feels that all men should bow down and kiss her ass while taking care of her and her kids while she has nothing to offer. 2. Attractive but completely full of themselves and makes comments such as where are all the good guys at but only dates douche bags while ignoring those that would actually yield a beneficial relationship. 3. Only on dating sites to make themselves feel good by all the attention they receive but will never respond to any form of communication initiated. 4. Attractive and will communicate with you/sleep with you instantly until the next guy comes around and shows interest then you never hear from them again. As said before, online dating only provides a never-ending carousel of dick for women. This has created the bullshit that we deal with now. |
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Validation of what though? After a handful of text messages last week I instructed her to never contact my sister again and although I am glad she is doing well, that I am still not interested, have a girlfriend and wished her well. She seemed to get pretty upset over the fact that I have a girlfriend and started her passive aggressive bullshit like "Have fun with her" etc.
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my danyell is sick.
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what the fuck is wrong with this girl
my good friend told me not to after i hit her up for a reason not to hit up the bdsm girl because of a dry ass break wish i listened (nothing happened but like wtf is that text bro) : |
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For real! It was crazy. It was like trying to open dual doors but every time you open one, the other would close just as hard and fast as you would open the other. At one point I did grab both legs and forced them open at the same time and she performed some wizardry of slithering on her back straight backward almost as if someone was pulling her away from me by the use of a winch.
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I'm hella confused.
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Show her how much you care by taking care of her and waiting on her while she is sick.
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she has bronchitis, I'm taking care of her.
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also, christmas gift suggestions would be appreciated. by the time xmas is here we'll have dated for about 2 months
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The big D is for Danyell right?
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