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      11-14-2018, 09:51 AM   #1651
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Night passes...update is....crickets. Why - do you have a job or something? Geez...

I'm going to update everyone on your behalf, because I feel that it likely went one of two ways mmmkay? And here's the kicker - both ways are ironically from the very same song:

Either it is Option A:
This bed is on fire with passionate love
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Or Option B:
Dressed me up in women's clothes
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I would honestly hear detail of Option B from Doc. I need some humor this morning.
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Maybe the full check up was exhausting and they are still asleep?
who has time to sleep?
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who has time to sleep?
Not this guy. Thus current state of ....whatever....

Sex>sleep
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serious question, are you asking for a friend?
no no im not trying to make my next car purchase based on which will attract the most amount of girls haha

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If your car is attracting a woman, she is the wrong one, trust me.

For the record, I've never had a woman be interested because of my BMWs, and neither has my friend with his. That isn't why I bought them though. Any girl who likes a man based on anything car related is usually because she admires his passion for cars/working on his. At least that has been my experience.
yes - one of my tinder dates was basically at a BMW meet in chicago, i only took her with me because she said she liked cars... she had no idea.
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I’ve picked up a few tinder dates in my modded 235i, which imo looks a lot more high end than it actually is to non car people. None have given a shit or evened mentioned my car.
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Me too!

I would join you for drinks, but I'm 6 hours away...
I'm in Austin TX - not sure how many hours away that is, but it's a lot more than 6
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Hmmm. That's a tough question. Probably kinda depends where you live. Here in Vancouver, BMWs are everywhere, including i8s so no one looks twice. I would say just any red, clean sports car, like a Porsche or Ferrari is what gets a girl's attention. But it's hilarious to me when a girl is attracted to a guy for his car which could be leased or belong to his Dad or whatever. I know millionaires and even a couple billionaires that drive basic cars.
So my red Ferrari should bode well for me?

More likely they will shake their heads in despair when I crawl out of it and try unsuccessfully to get to my feet
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If your car is attracting a woman, she is the wrong one, trust me.

For the record, I've never had a woman be interested because of my BMWs, and neither has my friend with his. That isn't why I bought them though. Any girl who likes a man based on anything car related is usually because she admires his passion for cars/working on his. At least that has been my experience.
Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
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My new "friend" had a tragedy today. He locked his keys in his car and had a flat tire at the same time I was getting my eyebrows SNATCHED for the GODS and almost went to help him out but he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.

Is this the future of budding Love? I'd say yes! Kim K and Kanye, watch out cause I got a new boo! Lmao
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he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.
if a woman said that it would mean the exact opposite thing
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he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.
if a woman said that it would mean the exact opposite thing
True...but my eyebrows is JACKED and I got my new BOO(so far). I am GOOD lol.

Who knew dorky Caucasian boys were in demand? I ALWAYS DID!! Aaaaahhhhhhh!! And he's hotter than the fkn SUN!!


*prays that this works out*
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
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damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
I wouldn't. That was about the last time I got laid
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone you wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
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Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone you wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone youas wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
I don't think you're fishing for compliments here by any means. I'm my opinion the girl next door personality type only increases the desirable factor. No real man wants someone who is fake or is high maintenance.
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