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      12-19-2018, 03:39 PM   #2685
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Wait, who made the sammich again???
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he just changed his username to _______
Yeah, I don't think so. The option to send PM is no longer there. Also that was his last post.
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wuddint me and i'm still humming sound of silence but im going back and forth between S&G and Disturbed versions

date with carrie went well last night went out for a drink and a sammich, got some lip time. think we're going out again tomorrow
Details man...

What kind of sammich?
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he just changed his username to _______
Wtf with Onesy... he used to be so upbeat happy go lucky. I left here for a bit and when I came back he seemed like a different guy. I wonder what happened.
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The only thing I’m left with is that this is about unrequited love and Bimmette...

Second place would be his never getting over Danielle actually being Danyell.
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i took a few days off and i come back to this, what is going on??
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i took a few days off and i come back to this, what is going on??
I blame it on doc...

Then Bimmette

Then doc again with the Danyell slow moving story

Then I think Joe and Judy share equally since nobody can tell them apart, and they even said that themselves.

Lastly, you, although I think he liked you better than everybody else.

So, that’s pretty much the usual suspects. No way it was moi.
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      12-19-2018, 07:29 PM   #2692
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wuddint me and i'm still humming sound of silence but im going back and forth between S&G and Disturbed versions

date with carrie went well last night went out for a drink and a sammich, got some lip time. think we're going out again tomorrow
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What kind of sammich?
Prime rib. It was delicious.
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      12-19-2018, 07:33 PM   #2693
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he just changed his username to _______
Yeah, I don't think so. The option to send PM is no longer there. Also that was his last post.
Do you think I drove him to it with my mediocre dating stories?
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Prime rib. It was delicious.
Ah, open face I assume...hmmm, are we back on euphemisms?
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The only thing I'm left with is that this is about unrequited love and Bimmette...

Second place would be his never getting over Danielle actually being Danyell.
Heyyy, don't blame me!!!
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Heyyy, don't blame me!!!
Uh, too late...

But he did say he loved you and you said ugh. Kinda hard on a guy, you know...
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Bad and Good. Photos can be deceiving. A bit like when real estate agents show photos of a room that looks larger than it is. Back in 2007, I got talking to a chick on a food forum. She sent a couple of shots by email and she was easy on the eye... I arrived at our agreed location and I couldn't see her. I thought she had ghosted me. All of a sudden I hear my name. I was like where are you? I felt a tug on my chinos and looked down to my leg. It was her. She was a shade over 2 feet tall. I thought okay you know what it is what is inside that matters let's see how it goes. We hit up the movies but there was no booster seat available so that didn't go ahead. Then we sat on the beach and just talked. That evening she told me she loved me. We had only been speaking a few days and it felt quite intense. She was saying she could marry me and be happy forever... so I had a friend register on the forum the week after and say I had been involved in an accident... of course I felt bad about it. I didn't have the balls to tell her she was too short for my liking and made me look like a kiddy fiddler. Now you would think she was heartbroken? No siree bob. She got talking to another guy off the forum and within a week she had announced her wedding and in two weeks there were wedding photos on it!
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Bad and Good. Photos can be deceiving. A bit like when real estate agents show photos of a room that looks larger than it is. Back in 2007, I got talking to a chick on a food forum. She sent a couple of shots by email and she was easy on the eye... I arrived at our agreed location and I couldn't see her. I thought she had ghosted me. All of a sudden I hear my name. I was like where are you? I felt a tug on my chinos and looked down to my leg. It was her. She was a shade over 2 feet tall. I thought okay you know what it is what is inside that matters let's see how it goes. We hit up the movies but there was no booster seat available so that didn't go ahead. Then we sat on the beach and just talked. That evening she told me she loved me. We had only been speaking a few days and it felt quite intense. She was saying she could marry me and be happy forever... so I had a friend register on the forum the week after and say I had been involved in an accident... of course I felt bad about it. I didn't have the balls to tell her she was too short for my liking and made me look like a kiddy fiddler. Now you would think she was heartbroken? No siree bob. She got talking to another guy off the forum and within a week she had announced her wedding and in two weeks there were wedding photos on it!
you dodged a bullet for sure not like it could reach you anyway
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Bad and Good. Photos can be deceiving. A bit like when real estate agents show photos of a room that looks larger than it is. Back in 2007, I got talking to a chick on a food forum. She sent a couple of shots by email and she was easy on the eye... I arrived at our agreed location and I couldn't see her. I thought she had ghosted me. All of a sudden I hear my name. I was like where are you? I felt a tug on my chinos and looked down to my leg. It was her. She was a shade over 2 feet tall. I thought okay you know what it is what is inside that matters let's see how it goes. We hit up the movies but there was no booster seat available so that didn't go ahead. Then we sat on the beach and just talked. That evening she told me she loved me. We had only been speaking a few days and it felt quite intense. She was saying she could marry me and be happy forever... so I had a friend register on the forum the week after and say I had been involved in an accident... of course I felt bad about it. I didn't have the balls to tell her she was too short for my liking and made me look like a kiddy fiddler. Now you would think she was heartbroken? No siree bob. She got talking to another guy off the forum and within a week she had announced her wedding and in two weeks there were wedding photos on it!
Wow.....all I can say is wow. Good story, none the less.
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I donít even pretend to know a straight comment from a euphemism...

I find euphemisms everywhere I look... it can be embarrassing when theyíre not.
Can you find any in the below? I think we were also discussing metaphors a little while back as well...have at it!

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Not giving details since I'm not anonymous but...

Went on a date. I drove. Gas light went on. He filled my tank. No, I mean LITERALLY he filled my tank which was sooo nice considering Vancouver has the most expensive gas in North America. Now that's the way into a v8 owner's heart!


Oh - and I assume you are going out with him again then?
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Can you find any in the below? I think we were also discussing metaphors a little while back as well...have at it
Lol... well obviously YOU found at least one. But, yeah, there was that obvious one but she sorta killed it when she brought in the price of gasoline, so I didnít go there.

I did think it was downright cruel of her to come in here talking about another guy and going on dates and being all a flutter when Onesyís user name isnít even cold yet. Poor OnerDriver, RIP.

On the other hand he abandoned us, so she should date whoever she pleases.
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Lol... well obviously YOU found at least one. But, yeah, there was that obvious one but she sorta killed it when she brought in the price of gasoline, so I didnít go there.

I did think it was downright cruel of her to come in here talking about another guy and going on dates and being all a flutter when Onesyís user name isnít even cold yet. Poor OnerDriver, RIP.

On the other hand he abandoned us, so she should date whoever she pleases.
I'm actually a little surprised Onesie didn't just donate his user name and password to a certain someone instead of leaving for good. Wouldn't that have been interesting. I mean, he already went bipolar with the appreciates and then lack thereof, so it would have been the perfect cover for NE.
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I'm actually a little surprised Onesie didn't just donate his user name and password to a certain someone instead of leaving for good. Wouldn't that have been interesting. I mean, he already went bipolar with the appreciates and then lack thereof, so it would have been the perfect cover for NE.
either the forum has a ip-ban list where they can see every new person logging in from the same "address" or someone has been ratting our friend out every single time, which requires another level of dislike towards him imo at least 2-3 times NE comes, posts, sends out +reps, posts get deleted, he gets banned AND THEN i realize what went down...


if someone is this butthurt about his posts that's sad because they clearly dont get the concept of forums
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either the forum has a ip-ban list where they can see every new person logging in from the same "address" or someone has been ratting our friend out every single time, which requires another level of dislike towards him imo at least 2-3 times NE comes, posts, sends out +reps, posts get deleted, he gets banned AND THEN i realize what went down...


if someone is this butthurt about his posts that's sad because they clearly dont get the concept of forums
I'm so confused. Onesy is Never Enough? Why did he delete his account?
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I'm so confused. Onesy is Never Enough? Why did he delete his account?
no no, unless either has BPD i highly doubt they were the both person.

i dont know why he deleted his account, I dont have any means of reaching out to either outside of the forum. someone who can't cope with being called out on a forum behind an username and a profile picture got NE banned pretty much, and if I had to take a wild guess Onesy was like "screw this im out"

lowkey - the mods are screening this thread for some reason lol i got a PM from someone (don't worry im not in trouble, i think) but let's change the topic?
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