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just spent 100 bucks on a starbucks cup...
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Da Fuq?!?!
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Da Fuq?!?!
He probably did it for the hot girl
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just spent 100 bucks on a starbucks cup...
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That cup better come with free coffee for a month....and that's ANY drink.
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Da Fuq?!?!
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He probably did it for the hot girl
haaaa yup. I was spoiled this weekend.. So she wanted this cup and i was like ok ok

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That cup better come with free coffee for a month....and that's ANY drink.
ha ha ha i wish!



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Got keys to the appt too woooo
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Da Fuq?!?!
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He probably did it for the hot girl
haaaa yup. I was spoiled this weekend.. So she wanted this cup and i was like ok ok

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That cup better come with free coffee for a month....and that's ANY drink.
ha ha ha i wish!



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edit:

Got keys to the appt too woooo
$100 covers shipping on a new mod part....just sayin
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$100 covers shipping on a new mod part....just sayin
Hows the supercharger?
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haaaa yup. I was spoiled this weekend.. So she wanted this cup and i was like ok ok



ha ha ha i wish!



Guys, cup in question:


edit:

Got keys to the appt too woooo
Dunno about other guys here...but from my experience, I'm cool wining and dining a girl, but no longer ever bestow expensive gifts or buy things they ask for explicitly...especially pricier than normal items.

The last time, I met this one girl visiting from outside the country. I picked her up from her hotel, we had lunch at a Japantown food court and I got some refreshment from her afterward (even have photo proof, haha). On the way to her next hotel location, she asked if we could stop by Saks. So we did. At the makeup counter, she asked if I could buy her some tube of Estée Lauder stuff. It was $50, so I got it. She invited me back to her hotel in the evening but I was unable to meet up.

This type of chick is an extreme. For a while, she'd hit me up for a place to crash and whatever - but I wasn't (for obvious reasons), able to accommodate.

There was one girl I was with. Met her while she worked at a store. We became friendly then we started seeing each other. She was 24 at the time and married with a kid and in a complex financial situation. At one point, seeing how she toiled for minimum wage 12 hours a day, I offered to buy her nicer things and give her some money to help. She turned to me sternly and said, "I don't want anything like that from you. If it's a special occasion, I just want a small to remember you by. But don't ever give me money, or our relationship will never be the same. I'm not with you for money." I bought her a few nice things for special occasions, one or two she gave back because she couldn't explain them to her husband. Once in a while, I'd buy her preloaded metrocards just in case she ran out of fare. We were together for just about a year until her husband found out. I hope that the pink thermos, perfume and trinkets survive. Call me sentimental.

Sorry, Mike, I digress. But you're a big boy. Not sayin your girl is high maintenance or has expensive demands, per se. Just looking out.

Btw, I've had "seen" a stripper or two in the past.
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$100 covers shipping on a new mod part....just sayin
Hows the supercharger?
It's good, ran ran the 1/2 mile event last weekend.

It was freaking amazing how hard it pulls, even on pump gas and street tires.

I'm getting a race x-pipe to add a little more power soon.

the company that made the kit is about to be put on blast by me though....I have a customer service story from HELL!!

How's your new baby
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Da Fuq?!?!
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He probably did it for the hot girl
haaaa yup. I was spoiled this weekend.. So she wanted this cup and i was like ok ok

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That cup better come with free coffee for a month....and that's ANY drink.
ha ha ha i wish!



Guys, cup in question:


edit:

Got keys to the appt too woooo
Did you see her nails??

They are like butter
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haaaa yup. I was spoiled this weekend.. So she wanted this cup and i was like ok ok



ha ha ha i wish!



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edit:

Got keys to the appt too woooo
Dunno about other guys here...but from my experience, I'm cool wining and dining a girl, but no longer ever bestow expensive gifts or buy things they ask for explicitly...especially pricier than normal items.

The last time, I met this one girl visiting from outside the country. I picked her up from her hotel, we had lunch at a Japantown food court and I got some refreshment from her afterward (even have photo proof, haha). On the way to her next hotel location, she asked if we could stop by Saks. So we did. At the makeup counter, she asked if I could buy her some tube of Estée Lauder stuff. It was $50, so I got it. She invited me back to her hotel in the evening but I was unable to meet up.

This type of chick is an extreme. For a while, she'd hit me up for a place to crash and whatever - but I wasn't (for obvious reasons), able to accommodate.

There was one girl I was with. Met her while she worked at a store. We became friendly then we started seeing each other. She was 24 at the time and married with a kid and in a complex financial situation. At one point, seeing how she toiled for minimum wage 12 hours a day, I offered to buy her nicer things and give her some money to help. She turned to me sternly and said, "I don't want anything like that from you. If it's a special occasion, I just want a small to remember you by. But don't ever give me money, or our relationship will never be the same. I'm not with you for money." I bought her a few nice things for special occasions, one or two she gave back because she couldn't explain them to her husband. Once in a while, I'd buy her preloaded metrocards just in case she ran out of fare. We were together for just about a year until her husband found out. I hope that the pink thermos, perfume and trinkets survive. Call me sentimental.

Sorry, Mike, I digress. But you're a big boy. Not sayin your girl is high maintenance or has expensive demands, per se. Just looking out.

Btw, I've had "seen" a stripper or two in the past.
Yeah, I can not imagine ever asking for a gift. I don't think I've asked anyone to buy me anything actually.
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Yeah, I can not imagine ever asking for a gift. I don't think I've asked anyone to buy me anything actually.
You're one of the good ones, that's why.
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Yeah, I can not imagine ever asking for a gift. I don't think I've asked anyone to buy me anything actually.
But the things you've offered to pay for....
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You're one of the good ones, that's why.
I literally can't imagine myself saying the words "Babe, can you pleeeease buy me this???? Pleeease?" Ugh. The only time I've ever expected someone to pay for a meal for me was when I have lunch with a billionaire friend. And even that feels wrong.
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I literally can't imagine myself saying the words "Babe, can you pleeeease buy me this???? Pleeease?" Ugh. The only time I've ever expected someone to pay for a meal for me was when I have lunch with a billionaire friend. And even that feels wrong.
Don't get me wrong, when I was young and eager to impress, I'd try to "spoil" my girls. Not realizing the consequences.

You're self reliant and have integrity, and that ass of yours ain't for sale. Haha.

Me, I'm a cheap ho.
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Yeah, I can not imagine ever asking for a gift. I don't think I've asked anyone to buy me anything actually.
But the things you've offered to pay for....
Haha, shhhhh
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