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      11-12-2018, 03:14 PM   #1519
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You're clearly not speaking of Danielle
Clearly...I'll allow doc to ruin that one.
Not in the ways NE is talking about clearly...
Jesus man, no. :

We're on two different roads at the moment.
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      11-12-2018, 03:25 PM   #1520
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At least we can call her Bimmette here... tried that once on her YouTube videos and she deleted it
Why? She knows she's not anonymous anyway
Apparently she's anonymous to her real life friends that she's bimmette here
That must've been awhile ago. My instagram/YouTube/Bimmette lives have merged. Most of my real life friends are actually people I met online so they know me that way. I don't have a lot of other real life friends anymore but yes, most don't know I have an online presence.
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Bimette is OT...
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Enlighten us, what does OT mean?
I don’t know, I thought we were just making this crap up, and it had to start with O...
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Hahahaha

OT is the acronym for Off-topic, why I asked...

We're not making it to IMHO, but talking here is different than talking IRL...

YMMV
I got IRL...
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What did you get from IRL?

You didn't get the other ones?
I got IMHO after I posted... I always do that in lower case, to look humble and all... all CAPS doesn’t look all that humble...
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A Roman numeral using new math...

Ok, I actually did know that one but had forgotten it... back to OG, I notice Doc hasn’t spoken to you since you called him old and gay... hence no more updates, I’m thinking...
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Let it be known I was mainly making a joke with you, trying to "confuse" you with a wrong definition of OG...

Do not think he's old at all, he's got two young kids.
Not buying it... obviously he isn’t either!
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Not buying it... obviously he isn’t either!
That was a joke, too ...lol... didn’t say it was a good one...
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      11-12-2018, 06:30 PM   #1529
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Broke up with the GF today. I wanna throw up.
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The crazy ones are also the most fun lol.
How did I miss this thread for months?

Just started reading at the beginning... and this comment made me wonder how the thread has made it so far without the Hot/Crazy Matrix coming up.

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Broke up with the GF today. I wanna throw up.
I know that feeling. Sorry to hear.
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Broke up with the GF today. I wanna throw up.
Sorry dude.

What happened?
Long story short she is starting grad school in another state 6 hours away.
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Broke up with the GF today. I wanna throw up.
Sorry dude.

What happened?
Long story short she is starting grad school in another state 6 hours away.
But that doesn't mean you guys have to break up. What gives?
Not quite sure. She really doesn't know what she wants out of life.
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      11-12-2018, 10:14 PM   #1534
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The crazy ones are also the most fun lol.
How did I miss this thread for months?

Just started reading at the beginning... and this comment made me wonder how the thread has made it so far without the Hot/Crazy Matrix coming up.

You were definitely missing out.
And we're missing out on your story too, feel free to grab a chair and share.

I believe this Matrix was already posted. I have definitely seen it, and I think I saw it here.
If I'm not mistaken Never_Enough posted it when Bayerische Motoren Werke was getting into BDSM.

Oh that made me look back on posts, had forgotten even Jay posted here...

Where are you Kyngofpop? We miss you.
Not a lot to report Onesy, just the typical failures in my life. Kinda settling in on the being single forever thing.

I gave up on the 45 yr old virgin because he's too passive. Not very much of a go getter and I like ppl that go for what they want in life, not ones that sit around and watch life happen. I made my intentions known a while back and he waited so long to act on it that I'm...good on that. Good person but just waited too long to make a move.

I DID meet someone that I really, REALLY like that I've been chatting with lately. And when I say "like" I mean I've been chilling out on everyone else MAJORLY!

Tall, skinny, and dorky as can be and adorable as a button. As soon as he sees me his pale face turns beet red and his reluctance to smile melts away instantly. Makes my heart flutter at the sight but I'm so gun shy that idk how to approach the situation to make it known that I'm crazy about him.

It's pretty obvious and it's why I've been missing on here because we've been virtually inseparable since we met but I kinda feel I'm gna "friendzone" myself on this one...AGAIN! Smdh. Gave him some breathing room tonight so as not to push him away like I always do but I'd REALLY like to make a move and not sexually because I'm smitten and want more out of this. Shrugs, idk. He seems really into me tho...gut laughs at all my jokes and is very intellectual....in a 30 yr old Ben Stein kind of way. Kinda feel I'm gna screw this up somehow tho cause I know me.
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The crazy ones are also the most fun lol.
How did I miss this thread for months?

Just started reading at the beginning... and this comment made me wonder how the thread has made it so far without the Hot/Crazy Matrix coming up.

You were definitely missing out.
And we're missing out on your story too, feel free to grab a chair and share.

I believe this Matrix was already posted. I have definitely seen it, and I think I saw it here.
If I'm not mistaken Never_Enough posted it when Bayerische Motoren Werke was getting into BDSM.

Oh that made me look back on posts, had forgotten even Jay posted here...

Where are you Kyngofpop? We miss you.
Not a lot to report Onesy, just the typical failures in my life. Kinda settling in on the being single forever thing.

I gave up on the 45 yr old virgin because he's too passive. Not very much of a go getter and I like ppl that go for what they want in life, not ones that sit around and watch life happen. I made my intentions known a while back and he waited so long to act on it that I'm...good on that. Good person but just waited too long to make a move.

I DID meet someone that I really, REALLY like that I've been chatting with lately. And when I say "like" I mean I've been chilling out on everyone else MAJORLY!

Tall, skinny, and dorky as can be and adorable as a button. As soon as he sees me his pale face turns beet red and his reluctance to smile melts away instantly. Makes my heart flutter at the sight but I'm so gun shy that idk how to approach the situation to make it known that I'm crazy about him.

It's pretty obvious and it's why I've been missing on here because we've been virtually inseparable since we met but I kinda feel I'm gna "friendzone" myself on this one...AGAIN! Smdh. Gave him some breathing room tonight so as not to push him away like I always do but I'd REALLY like to make a move and not sexually because I'm smitten and want more out of this. Shrugs, idk. He seems really into me tho...gut laughs at all my jokes and is very intellectual....in a 30 yr old Ben Stein kind of way. Kinda feel I'm gna screw this up somehow tho cause I know me.
Wait. Did Doc hack an account???
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hey BDSM is no more; actually managed to run into her multiple times with different people because her bf is living in my apartment... lmao
cupcakes turned out very well though if anyone's interested
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Not quite sure. She really doesn't know what she wants out of life.
take a step back, let things settle down.
then approach her and talk things over .
only you and her will know if you guys can make it happen.
if not, let her go.
how long have you guys been together?
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Write what?
"I love Tom's cock" or "Property of Tom" etc
Reminds me, this is the chocolate I got on Valentine's day.
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You rearranged the letters right? LOL
Of course. Thank goodness she misspelled "your" so I could change it from Judy to Jody.

Also hadn't thought about it until now, but I'm sure my chocolate would spark some very unpleasant feelings for some of our service men. My name and I are not well perceived by those who serve in the military.
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