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      11-09-2018, 12:00 PM   #1475
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ok ok, lets just say there was lots of kissing last night, at her house, in the car, at the bar, at the theatre (we were in the back row and it was dark)
wait a minute... this is PG13

at least give some rated R details

good for you doc!!! im glad its all going well for you!
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      11-09-2018, 08:55 PM   #1476
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Bday tomorrow and she is helping me bringing cookies and cider . This woman
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      11-10-2018, 09:33 AM   #1477
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Bday tomorrow and she is helping me bringing cookies and cider . This woman
It's very nice you're in love...

... but my bookie brings cookies and cider too
Damn. Mine comes, eats my dinner, then shoots my Aberlour. I have a left over bottle of Fireball for his glass now
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      11-10-2018, 07:40 PM   #1478
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This is sorta a poor man’s reality show, isn’t it...
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I don't think we can call doc's story "reality"...
You think Danielle is inflated?
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I think she didn't originally self-identify as a she


But how much do we really about doc?
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      11-10-2018, 10:04 PM   #1482
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But how much do we really about doc?
Doc is an OG around here.
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      11-10-2018, 10:05 PM   #1483
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wait a minute... this is PG13

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good for you doc!!! im glad its all going well for you!
lol right! that's it...just kissing? no ass grabbing or boobies popping sounds like 1st base all night long
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Doc is an OG around here.
What does OG mean?
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      11-11-2018, 10:29 AM   #1486
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Stop. Just. Stop. PLEASE!
Unless he was kissing while eating at the Y.
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      11-11-2018, 01:39 PM   #1487
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I skimmed the last handful of posts he made, nothing offensive to me. Not to say that something may not have offended someone else though. I certainly hope it wasn't over our beef jerky party circles.
Did you make the jerky yet?????????
I was waiting on you.
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Doc is an OG around here.
What does OG mean?
Old and Gay
B A N


I'm not THAT old
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Got a text from some guy I know saying this girl I was pursuing won't consider me because of my race....we are of the same race.

Sad how closed minded and shallow some people are, especially those who claim to be the most tolerant and loving. It stings when it's your own people discriminating against you.

Dodged a bullet. Hope she wakes up to her hypocrisy and deep rooted insecurities one day. This is not a healthy individual.
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Got a text from some guy I know saying this girl I was pursuing won't consider me because of my race....we are of the same race.

Sad how closed minded and shallow some people are, especially those who claim to be the most tolerant and loving. It stings when it's your own people discriminating against you.

Dodged a bullet. Hope she wakes up to her hypocrisy and deep rooted insecurities one day. This is not a healthy individual.
Pathetic. Yup, be glad you didn't waste time on her.
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yeah... some people are just odd with that shit. idk if i posted this before (don't think so) but here's a gem from freshman year
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yeah... some people are just odd with that shit. idk if i posted this before (don't think so) but here's a gem from freshman year
Why would they say my Turkish friend anyway? I'd just say "my friend"

You should have replied to her with "Don't worry, you are not pretty enough to get a free ride."
i like you

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yeah... some people are just odd with that shit. idk if i posted this before (don't think so) but here's a gem from freshman year
You did post this before... but yeah, what NE said
NE? and yeah figured, I have to have posted this... let me dig up my convos when i was blasted - i can (sadly) combine drunk thoughts with sober texting
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Got a text from some guy I know saying this girl I was pursuing won't consider me because of my race....we are of the same race.

Sad how closed minded and shallow some people are, especially those who claim to be the most tolerant and loving. It stings when it's your own people discriminating against you.

Dodged a bullet. Hope she wakes up to her hypocrisy and deep rooted insecurities one day. This is not a healthy individual.

Well...if I were single (and I'm not), I wouldn't consider dating you because of your gender. We are of the same gender. How does that feel eh?

That's right everyone, I discriminate based on gender as above. You heard it here first.




Although eerily, I feel like the day is coming where more and more people are going to support a position where you should be forced to date within your gender because otherwise you aren't being tolerant and hurting their feelings and what not...
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      11-12-2018, 11:27 AM   #1494
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The Turkish half of my family isn’t even religious. It’s the white side of my family that has all of the evangelical Christian lunatics.
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That's the day I jump off a cliff.
Now now, nothing so extreme. You should take a page out of all those celebrities books who threatened to move to Canada if the Orange Man got into office.

There I was, at the border the day after the election, drinking my Timmie's, in my Canadian tuxedo with a toque on ready to welcome them all, and NOTHING. Not a single one did I see.

I can only surmise that they then flipped to a different page of their playbook, the one where they advocate illegal immigration, and must have crossed the border illegally.



But seriously - threaten to move to Canada. No one will blame you when you don't follow through - it is a fate worse than death.

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Well...if I were single (and I'm not), I wouldn't consider dating you because of your gender. We are of the same gender. How does that feel eh?

That's right everyone, I discriminate based on gender as above. You heard it here first.




Although eerily, I feel like the day is coming where more and more people are going to support a position where you should be forced to date within your gender because otherwise you aren't being tolerant and hurting their feelings and what not...
how can you reject someone based on their gender identity? you aren't PC enough, we don't like you


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That's the day I jump off a cliff.
potentially same - i got you

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The Turkish half of my family isn’t even religious. It’s the white side of my family that has all of the evangelical Christian lunatics.
same, it's funny how people expect me to own a couple servants here and there, take the Ca///Mel to class and have multiple wives + a few for my dad too
i've definitely met more "devout" Christians here than I know "devout" Muslims back home...

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But will there be a turkey for Thanksgiving?
hilarious and original, nice
haven't heard that one before
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