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      01-29-2023, 07:23 PM   #12343
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Wait, you’ve had one date with her and she’s already sending you naughty photos? Pass. She’s too easy. Are the pictures even recent or ones she’s had for years that she sends to every guy?
I met her in person, she wanted to hold hands kiss and everything, but I got the relationship vibe and I’m not in a position to be in one. She keeps wanting more dates. When you turn 37 like me it’s not about easy, it’s fun and more and more people are attractive to you, so why not? Pics? Every girl I’ve been started talking dirty within 24hours. I like that. I like even more that she’s into kink.
Pics are accurate.
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      01-29-2023, 07:41 PM   #12344
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30 minutes? 30 seconds is hard work, i got shit to do.
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30 minutes? 30 seconds is hard work, i got shit to do.
Jeez, is it that bad?
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      01-30-2023, 06:26 AM   #12346
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No wild and crazy dating stories for me. Co-pilot arriving in July.
Congrats Sara, Im really glad that the pilot thing is working so well for you, that you got already hit the throttle levers to AB detend
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      01-30-2023, 12:30 PM   #12347
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Congrats on being out of the game.

Im finally "in the game" and signed up for a couple of apps on the suggestion of friends on Friday, got date #2 tomorrow night. My very first online/blind/whatever date was a really cool woman who looked like her pics, took us 4 hours to drink 2 beers because we wouldnt shut up.

So there is hope out there guys, its not ALL catfishing.
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      01-31-2023, 05:07 AM   #12348
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LOL. The ultrasound tech wrote that. Baby looks completely different in every pic. I have no idea who she’s going to look like, but we’re a pretty decent looking pair, so fair to say she’ll be a pretty baby.

My 8 yr old was super upset it’s a girl but now she’s excited.

Was a total surprise to both of us. Went to an NFL game and 3 bars the next weekend before I realized….. whoops. Had to cancel my Botox appointment Going to be a long 6 months
Congrats!!! My 5 year old daughter was super excited when we were having a boy. Now that he's 9 months old, 5 year keeps telling us she wishes she had a sister
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      01-31-2023, 07:35 AM   #12349
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I'll be honest, love having two boys. I am all alone here, no friends or family at all so as my boys get older i get my weekend thrills with them. So RC days, lasertag, golf and carting etc. I know i'd still do all that with a girl but yeah, TV time and it's Kong Vs Godzilla ....superb.
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Hood names are the best. I once dated a girl named Lakweesha. We broke up because she was the Karen of the day and it was embarrassing af to be around that drama.
Amazing.
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Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha
I like the hyphenated names like Amber-Marie. Not.
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Ha! I like the more traditional names. She will be Samantha
Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.
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Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.
How about this one though?
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Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.
If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco
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I went on a bumbl date yesterday, the girl told me she gets a minimum of 30 minutes in bed, has gone as long as 7 hours in one session. I told her that’s never happening. Rest of the date went well. Some guys out there are really taleneted. Minimum?!?
She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.
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Congrats Sara! On both the bun in the oven AND things going well with the pilot!

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She is either lying or has been ran through by every guy in town. Run, don't walk from that one, you'll probably catch something.
Reminds me of Maury. We watch an episode every day during lunch. It's great when a gal is so convinced a dude is her baby daddy and then the test is negative and now SHE is the ho.

Watching that show is such a morale boost! I feel so much better about my life


Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.
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Regarding updates from everyone, still going strong with my gal. 3 years and some months. Still no fights, no arguments, doesn't get mad when I spend a week in the garage or play video games every night... I think I found a unicorn.
Time to wrap her up cos you could goa lifetime and not find the same thing again.
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Thanks guys! Really hoping the blood test isn’t wrong. I’m so looking forward to ponies and princesses and already picked out a name.
Just out of curiosity and only if you don't mind... was this intentionally and planned or an air-to-air refuel accident?
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Women don’t really have a refraction period like men. Once a woman orgasms she could be ready in 20 seconds or 20 minutes. Some are satisfied with once. Some a few. Some women go again in an hour or two. Men are disadvantaged by their refractory period and it’s not always consistent. A guy might be spent for the day or 3 hours then stand up for democracy again 6 hours later. Every guy is different but no guy on this planet other than may be just may be.. a teenage dirtbag could shake off hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree.. every 30 minutes for several goes. It will be a minute job though. Forty minutes is easily achievable before a guy off loads.

Reminds me. Next time I see her. I will yell at her and say our daughter would have been 15 if she didn’t swallow her!!! It’s the best birth control really though.

So you meeting the query nimpho again? Second date?
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Congratulations, Sara!!!!
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Awwwwwwww fuck me, someone normal. Absolutely LOATHE these stupid modern names. Fucking "Brayden"....jesus.
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If you want a laugh just get on the dating app and swipe away, you'll see some real fun ones. And often they are attached to faces so facetuned it looks like that meme Jesus fresco
I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.
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I was hanging out at a bar this past weekend with some friends and started chatting with a woman who was waiting for a Tinder date. His name was Brian, but went by 'Bry' on the dating app. I told her to run as fast as she can.
My favorite though right now are the pseudonyms. Like you dating or stripping?
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Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.
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Friend of mine named her daughter Karma. Way to set your daughter up for a guaranteed childhood of being called a bitch and getting bullied.
Do they already know where she will be stripping?
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