Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

ryan stewart · 12-13-2021, 09:17 PM

Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...

Tambohamilton · 12-14-2021, 01:58 AM

You've already purchased ear defenders, right?

ryan stewart · 12-14-2021, 05:59 AM

Oh I've got tons of ear protection. Nice thing is at least she's good at it. He'll, she even records backing for published artists.

///d · 12-14-2021, 06:27 AM

I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying

King Rudi · 12-14-2021, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ///d

I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying

Let us know when he searches for urethral sponge massage.

Considering what you've shared with us though.....it might be a long while.

....and for those googling now. You're welcome.

SickGTR · 12-14-2021, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ///d

I caught my shy Soldier Googling "How to tell if a girl likes you", and "100 conversation starters to talk to girls"...

At least he is trying

Pretty soon he will be on tinder crushing all sorts of ass😉. Ahhhhh, to be young again😝

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Let us know when he searches for urethral sponge massage.

Considering what you've shared with us though.....it might be a long while.

....and for those googling now. You're welcome.

You sick bastage. I didn't even need to google that.

I knew I liked you for some reason

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara

I'm getting a massage tonight.....I'm not even going to google Rudi's massage. I don't trust y'all lol

It's easier to google "sounding" Same basic results <cringes a little inside>

King Rudi · 12-14-2021, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You sick bastage. I didn't even need to google that.

I knew I liked you for some reason

I aim to please.

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Originally Posted by Sara

I'm getting a massage tonight.....I'm not even going to google Rudi's massage. I don't trust y'all lol

Jealous on the massage. No reason not to trust me. Honestly, I feel like more people should. I am the purveyor of all things good.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It's easier to google "sounding" Same basic results <cringes a little inside>

This is absolutely NOT what I was referring to. You taught me something today! Nothing I wanted to learn but damn.

......and you called me sick. I'm offended!

Chihuahua · 12-14-2021, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...

That's quite the territorial pissing you have on your hands. Good luck.

Tommy-G · 12-14-2021, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...

You know what grand pianos are great for????

Ladies posing on top of them in lingerie

UncleWede · 12-14-2021, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

This is absolutely NOT what I was referring to. You taught me something today! Nothing I wanted to learn but damn.

......and you called me sick. I'm offended!

It certainly sounded the same when I read it.

Sara · 12-14-2021, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Jealous on the massage. No reason not to trust me. Honestly, I feel like more people should. I am the purveyor of all things good.

I've had my peloton 14 days and cycled 15 times on it. My legs are SHOT.

I'm cooking tonight, he's massaging them. My legs are hurt so bad last night I had trouble sleeping

My aunt's having a holiday party this Saturday... I'm thinking of inviting him to it. It's not a family party. It's more of a neighborhood party that my aunt invited me to and said bring a date....... Too soon?

King Rudi · 12-14-2021, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara

I've had my peloton 14 days and cycled 15 times on it. My legs are SHOT.

I'm cooking tonight, he's massaging them. My legs are hurt so bad last night I had trouble sleeping

My aunt's having a holiday party this Saturday... I'm thinking of inviting him to it. It's not a family party. It's more of a neighborhood party that my aunt invited me to and said bring a date....... Too soon?

Make sure you drink plenty of water. I get really bad leg cramps. Also get a bottle of Therworx, it's amazing!

......and no, not too soon.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It certainly sounded the same when I read it.

The only sound my massage makes is similar to running on the beach, on the shoreline....in flip flops.

ryan stewart · 12-14-2021, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chihuahua

That's quite the territorial pissing you have on your hands. Good luck.

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

You know what grand pianos are great for????

Ladies posing on top of them in lingerie

Sooo, on both points. Up until last night (moved it back to garage temporarily because I have painters coming in) I also had an exotic Italian motorcycle in my living room. And, well, that's also proven good for photos... It helps its secure on a paddock stand.

Sedan_Clan · 12-14-2021, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Thursday my girlfriend moves her grand piano into my house. No going back now, divorce would be easier...

Sara · 12-14-2021, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Make sure you drink plenty of water. I get really bad leg cramps. Also get a bottle of Therworx, it's amazing!

......and no, not too soon.

The only sound my massage makes is similar to running on the beach, on the shoreline....in flip flops.

Any advice for knees? My knees have never hurt this bad, worse than my legs.

I'm not a runner, biker, nada. This is all new territory for me.

Tommy-G · 12-14-2021, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Any advice for knees? My knees have never hurt this bad, worse than my legs.

I'm not a runner, biker, nada. This is all new territory for me.

I have bad knees from BMW racing as a kid. I use this Blue Emu pain cream from Walmart. Makes it feel real good, only need a tiny little bit on the front and back of the knees.

Sara · 12-14-2021, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I have bad knees from BMW racing as a kid. I use this Blue Emu pain cream from Walmart. Makes it feel real good, only need a tiny little bit on the front and back of the knees.

I'll look it up, thanks.

Sara · 12-14-2021, 01:33 PM

Anyone use biofreeze on their knees?

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 12-14-2021, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Anyone use biofreeze on their knees?

short term fix but allows you to massage out knots in otherwise sensitive areas. bengay icyhot all the same shit

Finn Germai-Yaz · 12-14-2021, 01:37 PM

CBD oil or lotion

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