[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?

Not on dating apps.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?

Originally Posted by shoei

Married or too old.

This and the actual women with a brain have decided that dating isn't worth their time. Looking at dating as a business decision seems to put things in perspective. Additional work and effort, then try to get emotionally involved with a person, who may or may not be around in 2 weeks. The ROI here does not compute. More work with little to no pay-off? Yeah, no thanks. If something happens between the gf and I, I'll most likely become a monk.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?

I give you credit, I would have suffered through a whole night and then complained about it to my boys all weekend.
Then again dating 20 years ago was slightly different but….

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.

I pretty much a agree here. I think I take it one step further. I won’t pursue anyone, unless I see there’s some interest on their part. That way I don’t feel like I’m being creepy. It may be just a nice smile, a comment, a lot of times I’m out with friends and someone just starts talking to me. The best way to meet someone is going out and having a good time with friends. Almost everyone has had a drink and people feel more comfortable when out with friends. Meeting people is like anything else. It takes a plan, it takes work, there has to be a want to meet someone. I think online dating is just a lazy way to meet people.

I want to know about Jen pole. Is that stripper pole, pole?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Ohmygawditslups

You fucker. Where ya been? How ya been? Are the kids driving yet? I mean, legally. I'm sure they've been driving already lol.

Lol, the oldest informed me just last week of something.
"I do believe your future medical care is dependent on me getting a bike next spring. We'll make dad pay for that and the license, you'll be tuning it though. Dad thinks brakes are a real thing...."

I do hope the kid is now enjoying the physics lessons she has as an extra daily. The kid has been driving for years now but the lack of respect shown made mom mad.

Sup with you?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, the oldest informed me just last week of something.
"I do believe your future medical care is dependent on me getting a bike next spring. We'll make dad pay for that and the license, you'll be tuning it though. Dad thinks brakes are a real thing...."

I do hope the kid is now enjoying the physics lessons she has as an extra daily. The kid has been driving for years now but the lack of respect shown made mom mad.

Sup with you?

I'm 100% that is your child for sure. The diabolical ness that that poor man now has to endure. I mean, for those that know, this woman has gone down in infamy for convincing her husband that he's buying just a regular ole 328. When in fact, it was a full bore manual M4 is all.

And then the driving. She drove that f'ing car all over the map. One day she'd be in Utah. The next, New Mexico. Then, she'd be arrested in some obscure county for speeding, next thing you know, she's running for sheriff in that small county.

Wild times. We had no choice as a country, but to deport her. Back to the wilds she went….



Oh me? Nothing much. Same ole same ole. Just being innocent and angelic as usual. Finishing up my missions and bible study.

[DieselDiner]

Any news from Sarah? Hopefully (other than power outage) all is well for her and family.

[g.m00]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

It’s National Dog Day. He meets more women than I do!

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?

I feel for you. As I’ve said countless times, I’ve been out of the game for the past 17 years and couldn’t imagine dating now. As for the ‘normal women from the 90’s’, they’re out there but I’ll assume harder to find. Try going to a 90’s night at some bar and see where that leads?

Which reminds me to give you guys a little update regarding my cousin who’s been ‘seeing’ this girl since June on Miami Beach for yoga weekends, along with showering at her place and cooking him meals but no physical bedroom activities.

So he’s been working extra shifts and hasn’t seen her for the past couple of weekends but they do have plans to go to Brickell/Downtown for some activity AND out to eat on the 18th of this month. Perfect time for him to make a move when they get back to her place. He did mention if she balks, he walks.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Which reminds me to give you guys a little update regarding my cousin who’s been ‘seeing’ this girl since June on Miami Beach for yoga weekends, along with showering at her place and cooking him meals but no physical bedroom activities. ....He did mention if she balks, he walks.

There's always PRANCERCISE. You did introduce him already, right?????

[shoei]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

There's always PRANCERCISE. You did introduce him already, right?????

I can't believe you're still busting this out of the playbook, using it on forum members!!!

You live for this shit.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by shoei

I can't believe you're still busting this out of the playbook, using it on forum members!!!

You live for this shit.

Did you just call me a shill???

Paging MKSixer to defend me.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Did you just call me a shill???

Paging MKSixer to defend me.

Are you crying for daddy?!!

You pansy, take it like a man!!!

Beside, I'm trying to spare everyone. Your "prancercise" vids are the equivalent to getting "rick rolled"

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Did you just call me a shill???

Paging MKSixer to defend me.

Originally Posted by shoei

Are you crying for daddy?!!

You pansy, take it like a man!!!

Beside, I'm trying to spare everyone. Your "prancercise" vids are the equivalent to getting "rick rolled"

Really?!?!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Really?!?!!

Your pull out game isn't that good anyways.

I mean!! Once you're in, you can never get out?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by shoei

Your "prancercise" vids are the equivalent to getting "rick rolled"

prancercise vids are mksixers doing. get with the program

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Hey Cyn, what's the arrangement with your multiple ladies? I think you referred to all 3 as your girlfriends?

Years ago I went to Turkey with my girlfriend at the time and her sister. Both in their 20s, tall, blonde, athletic, horse riders... Sadly there was no FFM for me, but never mind. As we were wandering about doing our tourist thing, occasionally locals would ask me "are you Mormon?" Nope. Slightly naively I just wondered what aspect of my appearance looked Mormon and carried on. Eventually the penny dropped though, so I decided to have a laugh...
Are you Mormon?
Nope
Which one is yours? (Verbatim quote)
[I point to M]
You must come and have tea with us!
A couple of guys lead us to a carpet shop, and sit us down. I was of course always conscious of our safety, but we were still very much publicly visible etc. Some tea arrives for us all, and the couple of guys proceed to chat up S, much to her embarrassment. They eventually offered us 400 goats for her At that point we decided S had probably had enough and went on our way. We all had a good laugh out of that though!

Moral of the story? Blonde hair in Turkey is highly desirable!

Where/when did you go to Turkey to be offered goats?

[Tambohamilton]

That was Istanbul. I don't think they had them, err, ready to exchange.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

I understand I stated I met my husband. I did not expect to be rescued and move in with him on date 2.

New pick up line in New Orleans, "I've got power."

Still no power at my house as of this morning. Just a nightmare situation to have gone through/still going through.

Glad to see you're well and ok.....as much as you can be anyway. Good that you had someone to help.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sara

I did not expect to be rescued and move in with him on date 2.

Boat or helicopter?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Boat or helicopter?

F14 Tomcat

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

F14 Tomcat

That would certainly dry her hair!