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      08-27-2021, 08:17 AM   #10935
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Stopped thinking with the lil brain, ehh?? Congrats. Most of us never figure that out.
hahaha yeah, it was awfully fun with the 21- 25yr olds for a min but damn some of those 'relationships' were insanely shallow.
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      08-27-2021, 09:00 AM   #10936
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Just so the collective knows their worth. I wouldn't want anyone going to market without knowing what to expect.

https://crackthequiz.com/how-many-goats-am-i-worth/
I'm worth 5 goats...probably because I'm not blonde.. Ugh
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Just so the collective knows their worth. I wouldn't want anyone going to market without knowing what to expect.

https://crackthequiz.com/how-many-goats-am-i-worth/
Dafuq. Guess I fall in the irrelevant age group.....

5 goats is what I got. At least I'm safe from my wife trading me in. Although I like to think she sees me as priceless when it comes to goat value.


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20 goats hmm I'll think about it.
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      08-27-2021, 12:13 PM   #10939
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I've been tempted to introduce my wife as my ex girlfriend which is technically true... she was previously a girlfriend and is no longer since she moved to wife status more than a decade ago.

But I feel the resulting domestic violence that might ensue on my person might be disturbing for those individuals to watch. So I've been holding off. But it's in the back of my mind.
If that’s all that sets off the Mrs you may have made a grave mistake.
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If that’s all that sets off the Mrs you may have made a grave mistake.
I certainly fear I might wind up in the grave one of these days for one of the many mistakes I make. She's a relatively good sport about it though.

Doesn't laugh as much as I think she should at my antics though - I think I'm fricking hilarious.

Honestly though, she's really quite good about it. She just cares way too much about what other people think of her...whereas I do not. And am all the freer for it.
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I certainly fear I might wind up in the grave one of these days for one of the many mistakes I make. She's a relatively good sport about it though.

Doesn't laugh as much as I think she should at my antics though - I think I'm fricking hilarious.

Honestly though, she's really quite good about it. She just cares way too much about what other people think of her...whereas I do not. And am all the freer for it.
Concur. There is a special freedom that come's with just not caring about what other's think. I'm partly there. I have my days where I take shit personally, but for the most part; I don't care anymore.
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      08-27-2021, 02:28 PM   #10942
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I certainly fear I might wind up in the grave one of these days for one of the many mistakes I make. She's a relatively good sport about it though.

Doesn't laugh as much as I think she should at my antics though - I think I'm fricking hilarious.

Honestly though, she's really quite good about it. She just cares way too much about what other people think of her...whereas I do not. And am all the freer for it.
You and me both brother, sounds like we’ve similar circumstances. Maybe the only difference is there is little to no filter with me and the wife has become numb to it
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@Tambohamilton - S must've been a knockout cuz 400 cattle is pretty fucking steep for a dowry!! Lol.

We'd be lucky to get a chicken foot for Dang3r
Yep. I didn't ask for an appraisal on M... Maybe I should have
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I’m sorry to hear that.

No religion allowed here. I’m going straight to hell! No drugs allowed in the house. They can come and go and do as they please, as can I.
Neat.

Feel free to veto/ignore these questions...
Do they stick around long?
How do they get along with each other?
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Neat.

Feel free to veto/ignore these questions...
Do they stick around long?
How do they get along with each other?
Long, and I don’t deal with people that can’t get along with other people. These aren’t stupid twits. They all have careers and things going on. And, some of it involves being away for a while. It’s rare that we are all together. But, we will be tonight at the beach house. Then I go to Ventura, Monday morning for surgery. So, I maybe on the downlow for a week or two.
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I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?
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I always have something to contribute to this thread, I just never do lol...

Tonight was another waste of time. So I met this chick on Hinge and she agrees to meet up.

First, she said she is coming from a work dinner... so she is already late. Shows up, doesn't have a single drink and was literally yawning the entire time because she said she wakes up at 5. So we start the convo and of course bam... me me me and my work, i am so busy, i like to travel... holy faq... are they all the same?

I literally asked for the check, paid for my $8 Vodka and Tonic and said thanks and peaced out lol... where are the normal women from the 1990s?
Married or too old.

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Married or too old.

I think is it 100% becoming a qty game... you literally need to meet as many women as possible and hope for quality, there is no other way.
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Married or too old.

I think is it 100% becoming a qty game... you literally need to meet as many women as possible and hope for quality, there is no other way.
Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.
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Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.
lmao... i am curious about Jen country gal
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Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.
lmao... i am curious about Jen country gal
Just as the name suggests, lol. She was a cute female on vacation from Texas lol.

We were about as polar opposite as you can get but she was sweet and I still enjoy her accent lol. "Hey y'aaaaal!!"
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Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.
How about Jen pole??
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Nah I think the harder you look the more challenging it becomes. I never pursue or hunt, it just happens.

I don't use dating apps either, just venture out. I've met some women at the beach while riding the bike or walking. I'll strike up convo or say something if I notice a cute girl at the supermarket buying things that I enjoy - I know there's at least some common ground already.

Now, what I DO know for certain is, I can't meet any more women named "Jen" or "Jennifer". I can't keep up anymore.
How about Jen pole??
Wise one here.
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Jen thorns!??
Botanist. Sassy. Pricked by a rose. Thorns.
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