[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Catfishing, you yourself said you 'may' have done it at times hehe

Haha!

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I have a very young wealthy friend with quite an exotic car collection who bought a 97 Camry to take dates out until he knew they weren't after his money

@dinonz ?

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

I used to wear enormous push up bras back in the day. That’s probably the worst type of catfishing lol

Must have had the guys running to you then

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Must have brought the guys running to you then

Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

@dinonz ?

Friends have suggested that I do that!

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

Victoria’s Secret never disappoints. I, on the other hand Thank god for plastic surgeons.

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

This is a joke, right?

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sara

I don't see anything wrong his real profession as a lawyer. In your 40s you should be comfortable telling a date what your real profession is. Actually at any age!

No, that wasnt a critic by his real profession and tbh I would tell asking women more that I am a lawyer than a pilot. To avoid any unwanted expectations on my side Im just telling that I am working for an airline. Thats true and couldnt lead into some mishaps.
What I want to point out is, that I wont excuse a lie at the profession to get someone laid or in your case hooked to more attraction according to his said job. But I understand some guys which are hoping that telling a lie to achieve a shot more, when they are jobwise not really onto the bright side of life - which isnt a excuse either.
With this said I add a side note, that Apple sux for me

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

This is a joke, right?

Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??

[JP10]

[Sara]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Of course it is LOL who in their right mind would think you would need a plastic surgeon, at your age??

Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

Now you're pulling my leg. Cue "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

Got it

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I doubt you disappoint in looks with or without Victoria's Secret; you haven't gone under the knife surely.

You must be new here.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

You must be new here.

C'est la vie.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I'll tell you I used to say things to girls like I was a drummer in a rock band when at discos/clubs and the eyes opened wide

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.....

*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

*Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?

Because they kneaded the dough.

How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Did someone just diss Whatsapp?

Attachment 2717314

Signal messenger, all the way.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

How can you tell if a stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.

*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

*Who would a drummer call if he had electrical problems in his house?

AC/DC

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless

I know I was catfishing to gals that I was a drummer in a rock band at one time tho it's getting outa hand...but what the hell it's OT

[///d]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh

Originally Posted by Sara

Had a guy last week text me and told me he would tell girls he was a pilot or a surgeon. He's a lawyer. What on earth would possess you to do that, and then tell a girl you're interested in that you used to do that?? It's just weird.

Sara has been MIA for almost 2 weeks and someone says "pilot" and suddenly shes the third response


I actually had some reading to catch up on this morning. Still lacking stories though. Must be because its cuffing season... everyones tryin to get that "steady" for the cold months...