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      09-16-2021, 03:02 PM   #10693
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I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.
I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.

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The real question is, has RUDI?
Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.
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      09-16-2021, 03:05 PM   #10694
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I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.



Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.
You need to spend more time on the coasts with our resident members as I’m POSITIVE they know of said creatures.
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      09-16-2021, 04:48 PM   #10695
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Are they assless?
You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!

There is absolutely nothing that need be added to this. BRA-effing-VO!!
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      09-16-2021, 05:33 PM   #10696
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I bet you saw this guy.....(pic attached)
And you're right, Im so used to calling it Channelside I forget its Sparkmans Wharf.
Yep!!! That's the one.
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      09-16-2021, 05:48 PM   #10697
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Are they assless?
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You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!

There is absolutely nothing that need be added to this. BRA-effing-VO!!
No, I just cut a hole in each side so my ass cheeks hang out. Women love a nice ass!
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      09-17-2021, 07:38 AM   #10698
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A, B, or C?

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      09-17-2021, 07:42 AM   #10699
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10 months with a girl with borderline personality disorder.

Would do again, but I can’t recommend it to someone unless they are completely emotionless.
I have BPD and it is a struggle for all genders and others to handle. I am forthcoming on my profiles so no surprises or expectations are laid out perfectly in the beginning.
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      09-18-2021, 10:51 AM   #10700
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I was sitting into a lounge at an airport awaiting a dead-head flight, as a tall and blonde woman headed towards to me...
"Hi, may I take the seat to your left, my name is Sarah"
"No thanks, I was just going to leave"
So far how some ppl could affect others just by telling her name
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      09-18-2021, 11:45 AM   #10701
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I was sitting into a lounge at an airport awaiting a dead-head flight, as a tall and blonde woman headed towards to me...
"Hi, may I take the seat to your left, my name is Sarah"
"No thanks, I was just going to leave"
So far how some ppl could affect others just by telling her name
That was strange!
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      09-18-2021, 11:46 AM   #10702
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I was sitting into a lounge at an airport awaiting a dead-head flight, as a tall and blonde woman headed towards to me...
"Hi, may I take the seat to your left, my name is Sarah"
"No thanks, I was just going to leave"
So far how some ppl could affect others just by telling her name
I don't get it.
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I was sitting into a lounge at an airport awaiting a dead-head flight, as a tall and blonde woman headed towards to me...
"Hi, may I take the seat to your left, my name is Sarah"
"No thanks, I was just going to leave"
So far how some ppl could affect others just by telling her name
I don't get it.
That's the magic with Dang3r. You're only supposed to understand half of what he's saying.
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      09-18-2021, 12:26 PM   #10704
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I don't get it.
Maybe he’s not into women.
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      09-18-2021, 12:36 PM   #10705
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Maybe he’s not into women.
Well he referenced the name "Sarah" being the issue... didn't seem to have an issue before she announced her name.
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Maybe he’s not into women.
Well he referenced the name "Sarah" being the issue... didn't seem to have an issue before she announced her name.
Obviously he's saying he wasn't interested in this woman because her name was Sarah. Implying the name "Sara / Sarah / Sayrah / Saera / et all" are ruined for him cuz, Sara.

His way of saying Sara doesn't impact him when he's probably lying to himself.

Just fables. They all sound like porn scene intros truthfully lol.
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      09-18-2021, 01:36 PM   #10707
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If I bother you so much, engage the ignore button. How hard is that? Here, I’ll go first.
Seriously! And a few classes on how to write the English language might be helpful to him! Although, I guess English could be his second language. Carry on.
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Seriously! And a few classes on how to write the English language might be helpful to him! Although, I guess English could be his second language. Carry on.
Iirc he’s German. So, his English is better than my German, I’ll give him that. But, I’d prefer not reading it at all as I’m constantly saying ouch at the same time due to the incessant head scratching that ensues.
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If I bother you so much, engage the ignore button. How hard is that? Here, I’ll go first.
You didnt bothering me, when someone virtual came so close to take that effect on me, I must have done something wrong in the past.
That was just an exemple how your name is meanwhile linked to pilots-Sara-pilots. For me it was a pass and I dont care what others may had done. So just calm down and dont be more childish as your daughter which' friend is surely not a pilot
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Tambo, not now.
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You didnt bothering me, when someone virtual came so close to take that effect on me, I must have done something wrong in the past.
That was just an exemple how your name is meanwhile linked to pilots-Sara-pilots. For me it was a pass and I dont care what others may had done. So just calm down and dont be more childish as your daughter which' friend is surely not a pilot
Dude, you need to go the fuck away. You don’t even know what you’re talking about and you are unable to even express what you’re talking or thinking about.
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Tambo, not now.
Meh, I like popcorn!

I do feel a bit bad for for danger. Got himself rather deep in hot water by saying a couple of daft things in his second language. Got to have thick skin on the internet, and it helps to presume the best from people regardless of their actual intent. Fuck it. Not sure why I'm even sticking my neck out too.

Everyone have a nice day/night. Peace.
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You didnt bothering me, when someone virtual came so close to take that effect on me, I must have done something wrong in the past.
That was just an exemple how your name is meanwhile linked to pilots-Sara-pilots. For me it was a pass and I dont care what others may had done. So just calm down and dont be more childish as your daughter which' friend is surely not a pilot
Dang3r, you're a good dude. People's kids and mentioning them are verbotten. Off limits in the extreme.

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