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      10-16-2010, 09:31 PM   #397
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Damn, you must have it tough with the ladies. I know some girls who refuse to date short guys.

I'm 6" so I guess I'm just right
I've been dating my GF for 5 years, so I don't really have to try to pick up a girl.

But when I was single freshman year of college it definitely was tougher than if I was a few inches taller. I'm a semi-shy guy, so to walk up to a random girl in a bar/club who has a few inches on me wasn't the best thing in the world. The worst thing is girls who wear heels, makes someone my height or shorter all of a sudden 2-3 inches taller than me. What I mostly ended up doing was having girls I knew introduce me to their friends we saw out, that way I didn't have to go it alone. The three of us would stand there talking and then after a few minutes my friend would leave and it would just be me and the girl, so if it was going well by that point my height didn't really matter.

But I've been out of the game so long that if my GF and I ever break up I'm royally screwed. Whatever game I had is long gone at this point.
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      10-16-2010, 09:32 PM   #398
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Girls LOVE tall guys, but are terrified to walk up to me or even just start a convo...so I have to do it, and its just weird because I'm so damn tall haha

I'm working on finding me a chick about 5'10, 5'11 and leave the midgets for the little guys
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      10-16-2010, 09:33 PM   #399
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I'm working on finding me a chick about 5'10, 5'11 and leave the midgets for the little guys

Hey now, no girl I've ever met is taller than me when she's on her knees!
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      10-16-2010, 09:36 PM   #400
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Hey now, no girl I've ever met is taller than me when she's on her knees!
Some chicks could actually give me head standing haha, really short ones
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      10-16-2010, 09:55 PM   #401
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hahah tough guy over here

go back to e46fanatics where everybody will suck your dick
I'm more well known on this site than e46, and I've been banned to many times on here to argue with a troll
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      10-16-2010, 09:58 PM   #402
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and how about quit sucking my dick and quit making usernames like mine on e46 to try to troll me, I wish girls were on my dick like you are

Go ahead and start thinking of a new username because your about to get banned again
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wut? i just signed up here i never even made a username on e46
MODS, check this guys IP

see ya sharm
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      10-16-2010, 10:26 PM   #404
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Some chicks could actually give me head standing haha, really short ones
damn you mad tall, the tallest friend i have is 6"2; can't imagine another 5 inches taller... and please tell me you had at least one chick give you head standing up .

from the sound of it, seems like you and me are bros from different mothers. you same age as me too?

and for the weed, i knew she could smell it and that i was high, she just didn't say anything. as for the smell, by the time we got back from the diner, having left all the windows open, it was much better.

you guys make weed sound like the end of the world lol
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      10-16-2010, 10:34 PM   #405
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damn you mad tall, the tallest friend i have is 6"2; can't imagine another 5 inches taller... and please tell me you had at least one chick give you head standing up .

from the sounds of it, seems like you and me are bros from different mothers. you same age as me too?
21, and no unfortunately i have never had one do it, a bunch have joked they could though haha

edit, because everyone is 100 years old on here and just because she didnt say anything doesnt mean she doesnt mind...ive had a few act like they dont mind and after awhile they got mad when i was high, so i dropped them

even though i could pitch a baseball game high, done it before...see no reason why people thinks its a bad drug
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      10-16-2010, 10:41 PM   #406
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^21 as well
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      10-16-2010, 10:56 PM   #407
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^21 as well
I'm actually puffing on a strain made famous by NY right now
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Im going to have to disagree, i know a lot fo ADULTS who smoke and go through everyday life without anyone knowing

Marijuana is just something to relax, and i guarentee im one of the biggest pot heads on this forum and never done another drug other, and barely drink...i just like the bud and thats it, and im in no way immature for how "young i am"



what if she smokes? or has in the past and it doesnt bother her?
How young are you?
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      10-16-2010, 11:12 PM   #409
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How young are you?
21, but my childhood made me grow up much faster, but i am still just a kid

only bad thing about MJ is it makes you lazy haha
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Weed's chill, don't smoke it regularly but from time to time will dabble (very sparingly...maybe once every couple of months

Smoked with a friend and his dad lol...there are plenty of mature people who are still down. One of my old college buddies would actually hook his dad up
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take it back, im not the biggest pothead

the dude from trinidad is, cant remember his name though
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take it back, im not the biggest pothead

the dude from trinidad is, cant remember his name though
kiemyster , he a weed pro lol more wisdom on weed then you and i combined haha
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      10-16-2010, 11:57 PM   #413
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take it back, im not the biggest pothead

the dude from trinidad is, cant remember his name though
Doesn't matter. You're a fucken giant.
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DO EITT!!!, some good advice on this thread, hope all turns out good.
If it turns out half as well as what you posted I will be able to do the rest on my own hahaha Fortunately I have a hot chic friend who can come work out with me and make trainer girl jealous.
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where The Fuck Are The Pics ?
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where The Fuck Are The Pics ?
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where The Fuck Are The Pics ?
youve ignored this over and over... at least give 1 good reason why you havent posted one yet.
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in case you haven't seen this but..


where The Fuck Are The Pics ?
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