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      04-11-2019, 12:46 PM   #3939
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pls enlighten this thread with those unbelievable stories

With all due respect for the girlfriend, perhaps my penthouse forum posts should cease.......perhaps my hinting at such posts should cease as well as not to stir the pot.
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With all due respect for the girlfriend, perhaps my penthouse forum posts should cease.......perhaps my hinting at such posts should cease as well as not to stir the pot.



our past shouldn't be conflicting to anyone in our present/future but
I respect how you feel about it
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our past shouldn't be conflicting to anyone in our present/future but
I respect how you feel about it
That depends on how many STDs you give them.
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That depends on how many STDs you give them.
oh dam....
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With all due respect for the girlfriend, perhaps my penthouse forum posts should cease.......perhaps my hinting at such posts should cease as well as not to stir the pot.
This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!
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That depends on how many STDs you give them.
Or which STD's if you're a quality over quantity type individual.
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Same, my man.....same. I have done some deplorable things to some very undeserving young ladies. Those prim and proper types where always my favorites. The looks on their faces while having some of the things done to them that most only see in adult films. The greatest is when they called and wanted more. Sometimes I think to myself what their lives are like now. Are they married to someone who can satisfy them or even come close to doing the things I've done to their sweet innocent wives.

......then again, what do I know of encounters of the ladies that I have been with? All interesting nonetheless.
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Does this gem qualify as one of those posts that make you blush when you remember I'm lurking in the shadows?
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Dammit.....yes.....

(makes one wonder though doesn't it? )

See, you can tell from his above post that he instead finds your voyeurism to be titillating. Which is an excellent word by the way, I quite like it, I don't believe it gets enough use.
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This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!
If a scissor-hold is considered a choke hold.....then very much yes.
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See, you can tell from his above post that he instead finds your voyeurism to be titillating. Which is an excellent word by the way, I quite like it, I don't believe it gets enough use.
Do you hear crickets.........?
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This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!
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If a scissor-hold is considered a choke hold.....then very much yes.
Oh absolutely. And being the helpful individual that I am, I'm just going to leave this here for her reading / viewing pleasure...a little DIY for next time you upset her. I think it is....educational. And I believe the chances of you both being in the position necessary for her to pull it off are quite high.

You are welcome significant other of "Rudi".

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Do you hear crickets.........?
I believe so. Tough to tell over the heavy breathing though.
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Oh absolutely. And being the helpful individual that I am, I'm just going to leave this here for her reading / viewing pleasure...a little DIY for next time you upset her. I think it is....educational. And I believe the chances of you both being in the position necessary for her to pull it off are quite high.

You are welcome significant other of "Rudi".

This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!
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I believe so. Tough to tell over the heavy breathing though.
Along with the "I'm ok!" muffled by thighs?
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This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!
You raise a good point to be honest. Seems like something that would probably grow fairly big in a short time frame. Puns intended.
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Along with the "I'm ok!" muffled by thighs?
There is a lot going on admittedly. Crickets chirping apparently, but sort of being drowned out by the heavy breathing from the shadows, the tussle on the bed with the repeated insistences that you will, in fact, live through this.

And one commentator (me).

A lot going on.
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There is a lot going on admittedly. Crickets chirping apparently, but sort of being drowned out by the heavy breathing from the shadows, the tussle on the bed with the repeated insistences that you will, in fact, live through this.

And one commentator (me).

A lot going on.
......and the guy from the stagnant "life in neutral" thread has too much to focus on......jeez.....
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I am such a Boy Scout, I am discovering reading this thread...

... and here I thought I was a bad boy...
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I am such a Boy Scout, I am discovering reading this thread...

... and here I thought I was a bad boy...
Ahah - taking a page out of Now_Rudi's playbook and hedging your bets...just in case your significant other is reading eh?

That would be well played. Except I sort of made this post. Oops.
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Ahah - taking a page out of Now_Rudi's playbook and hedging your bets...just in case your significant other is reading eh?

That would be well played. Except I sort of made this post. Oops.
Joe, you are so suspicious and cynical!

Lol... and I resemble that remark....
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Joe, you are so suspicious and cynical!

Lol... and I resemble that remark....
You got me pegged. Weren't the first person to say that about me, won't be the last. It's a long standing joke among my in-laws about how cynical I am.

I don't mind, I sort of like it. I'm always going to be me.
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You got me pegged. Weren't the first person to say that about me, won't be the last. It's a long standing joke among my in-laws about how cynical I am.

I don't mind, I sort of like it. I'm always going to be me.
Gee, I’ve never been accused of being like that...

Lol...

If people were dogs and cats, you and I would definitely be cats, Joe...
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