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      05-01-2009, 01:33 AM   #1
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Firecracker - DIY

Alright first off these will get you feeling pretty good.. so consume with causion..

Necessities:
Medical marijuana (.5g ≥) - grind up to powder
Crackers (any kind)
Peanut Butter (ORGANIC)
Knife (1)
Plate (1)
Cookie sheet (1)
Aluminum foil (enough to wrap the cookies)


1) Walk to oven


2) Turn on oven to 320ºF


3) Go to pantry BOOM! Snacks on snacks


THATS RIGHT! THATS CAP'N CRUNCH!


4) Grab crackers (any kind, I chose graham crackers)


5) Grab some ORGANIC peanut butter from the fridge


6) Grab a knife so you can spread the peanut butter w/o getting it all over you


7) Spread some peanut butter on the crackers but not too much to where when you heat them up it causes it to ooze out the sides.


8) Sprinkle the finely ground herb on the peanut butter on all 4 crackers
KABOOM

9) Grab and place on a plate


10) Place plate in microwave for 15 seconds on HIGH


11) Grab aluminum foil out of drawer


12) Wrap each cracker individually


13) Throw them bishes on a cookie sheet and put that in the oven


14) Set timer on the over for 22 minutes exactly. No more, no less.
My timer already started obviously



15) Remove from oven and unwrap from foil


16) Microwave for 15 seconds again without the foil
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      05-01-2009, 01:34 AM   #2
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Thank You!!! Very useful DIY
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      05-01-2009, 01:36 AM   #3
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      05-01-2009, 01:50 AM   #4
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      05-01-2009, 02:17 AM   #5
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Great DIY. And great Viking appliances! I need to get rid of our Kitchen Aid crap.
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      05-01-2009, 02:18 AM   #6
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Great DIY. And great Viking appliances! I need to get rid of our Kitchen Aid crap.
Thank you, thank you.
I love the Viking. So nice.
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      05-01-2009, 03:33 PM   #7
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Well, as Resident Marijuana Consultant of E90Post, I have reviewed the content of this thread, and I found an error. The conflict has been resolved.

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Alright first off these will get you feeling pretty good.. so consume with causion..

Necessities:
Cleaned marijuana (no stems, no seeds. Grind it as much as possible, powder like is ideal)
If the potency of the marijuana is below 5%, use 5.5g or more.
If the potency of the marijuana is between 5% and 13%, use around 4 grams.
If the potency of the marijuana is between 13% and 20%, use around 2 grams.
If the potency of the marijuana is above 20%, use 1.5 grams flat.
(The recommended marijuana is an indica based strain with a potency above 17% and to be cured for at least twenty days.)

Crackers (any kind, unsalted)
Peanut Butter (ORGANIC)
Knife (1)
Plate (1)
Cookie sheet (1)
Aluminum foil (enough to wrap the cookies)
A Cautionary Note: It is recommended that the marijuana is first stirrued and mixed into the peanut butter thoroughly before placing it on the crackers. Also, effects are unlikely to take place before two hours after digestion. Anything prior to two hours of consumption is usually a placebo effect taking place. Intoxication begins to occur between the end of the second hour after eating it.
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      05-01-2009, 03:59 PM   #8
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woahhhhhhh big fucking thread!! BAP BAP BAP! if this thread gets good veiws, ill show people how to roll a roll on.

people have their preferences, wheather its a blunt, bong, spliff, you get the idea. i smoke roll ons, and its a wonderful thing to do. but i wont spoil it.... lets see what happens.


bang bang light em up hurry up wussup! where the weed, where the chronic, roll a blunt, what the fuck!
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so mom and dad are not home from work yet?
Or are they gone for the whole weekend?
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Kiemyster, your holding out on us.
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      05-01-2009, 04:22 PM   #11
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so mom and dad are not home from work yet?
Or are they gone for the whole weekend?
who invited this little bitch?

why did you even bother to post anything? your obviously not impressed with this thread, and that's fine. But dont come in here with your attitude. Lets break the logic down: if this thread is not of interest, dont post. Your time is valuable and important, so please dont waste it reading this thread. That would not be fair to you. So please, dont spend another second even reading this, just hit that back button and use your time for something more constructive.
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      05-01-2009, 04:56 PM   #12
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firecrackers taste like horse shit
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      05-01-2009, 05:25 PM   #13
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who invited this little bitch?

why did you even bother to post anything? your obviously not impressed with this thread, and that's fine. But dont come in here with your attitude. Lets break the logic down: if this thread is not of interest, dont post. Your time is valuable and important, so please dont waste it reading this thread. That would not be fair to you. So please, dont spend another second even reading this, just hit that back button and use your time for something more constructive.
Wtf

I clicked on the title thinking we were going to be making some homemade small explosives.

Based on the time of day, and the fact that nobody who owns those appliances would be using them to make these “firecrackers” let alone posting it on the internet, I would say that my first post was spot on.

BTW you are the angriest pot head I have ever encountered. That and it took like twenty minutes from when you first posted to when you edited your post with a rebuttal, the weed may be getting to your brain
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Those sound like they would taste horrible. No offense but I have made a few things with weed in them (in my past, not lately) and found that you really just want to sautee the weed in butter or olive oil first and drain it with cheesecloth then make whatever sounds most delicious. Brownies are great, but have been done to death at this point. A+ for effort and inventiveness though, gives a whole camping out smores feel to getting high.

So kiemyster: what is this roll on, if your sig is any indication its what most call a Dutch joint, but lets see a little DIY here.
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so wait really, whats the DIY for a real firecracker.
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firecrackers taste like horse shit
Yeah, I should have mentioned that.

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Wtf

I clicked on the title thinking we were going to be making some homemade small explosives.

Based on the time of day, and the fact that nobody who owns those appliances would be using them to make these “firecrackers” let alone posting it on the internet, I would say that my first post was spot on.

BTW you are the angriest pot head I have ever encountered. That and it took like twenty minutes from when you first posted to when you edited your post with a rebuttal, the weed may be getting to your brain
LOL unsuccessful people or kids are the only people who smoke? Look at the amount of people here who smoke AND own a BMW.

I posted this for like what Kiemyster said, that this will spread out to more.
Lots of people smoke here but there is little talk for some reason.
I mean, if the people want to talk about it, let em.

and if you were ever in the chatroom you would notice that at night we got nothing better to do but chat about this shit so I decided to make one in honor of smalls lol.
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and if you were ever in the chatroom you would notice that at night we got nothing better to do but chat about this shit so I decided to make one in honor of smalls lol.
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Welcome back Andy...nice thread goober

I spot...
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Wtf

I clicked on the title thinking we were going to be making some homemade small explosives.

Based on the time of day, and the fact that nobody who owns those appliances would be using them to make these “firecrackers” let alone posting it on the internet, I would say that my first post was spot on.

BTW you are the angriest pot head I have ever encountered. That and it took like twenty minutes from when you first posted to when you edited your post with a rebuttal, the weed may be getting to your brain
So the brand of appliance someone owns determines what drugs they're on?
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Nice thread andy....oh wait, I already said that.
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LOL unsuccessful people or kids are the only people who smoke? Look at the amount of people here who smoke AND own a BMW.
I never said that, I live in CA and I know the cross section of weed smokers. I simply made an observation based on the data that was presented to me (time of day, content of post, and the fact that it was a post on the internet, if the appliances looked more like they belonged in a frat house then maybe...) and I notice that NOBODY said I was wrong....

For the record, I don't care if you buy weed, smoke weed, eat weed, or grow weed, enjoy. Call it being over sensitive or paranoid but some of you guys are trippin'
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I never said that, I live in CA and I know the cross section of weed smokers. I simply made an observation based on the data that was presented to me (time of day, content of post, and the fact that it was a post on the internet, if the appliances looked more like they belonged in a frat house then maybe...) and I notice that NOBODY said I was wrong....

For the record, I don't care if you buy weed, smoke weed, eat weed, or grow weed, enjoy. Call it being over sensitive or paranoid but some of you guys are trippin'
Okay, so lets get over this..

BACK TO THE GANJA TALK

Im thinking we need an official weed thread
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