LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

rwheels · 04-09-2021, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

A Friday Giggle for my friends in Ottawa.

Brad lived in Ottawa and was a lifelong Liberal environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

A worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

This is so fake. A real Tesla would have called 911, and driven him to the hospital, all while soothing him with calm music along the way.

Murf993 · 04-09-2021, 08:36 AM

Sorry, this might go wrong....

Buug959 · 04-09-2021, 08:37 AM

DDI

Buug959 · 04-09-2021, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

This is so fake. A real Tesla would have called 911, and driven him to the hospital, all while soothing him with calm music along the way.

And this is why I'll NEVER own a Tesla.

Fly320s · 04-09-2021, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

This is so fake. A real Tesla would have called 911, and driven him to the hospital, all while soothing him with calm music along the way.

A Tesla wouldn't even start because the shitty app never connects with the crappy car which means you have to pull the credit card key out of your wallet to get the damn computer on wheels to boot up.

dinonz · 04-09-2021, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

We call them sidewalk engineers.

My Dad used to tell me they were breastfeeding the shovel.

King Rudi · 04-09-2021, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

My Dad used to tell me they were breastfeeding the shovel.

I'm so using this!

NorCalAthlete · 04-09-2021, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Attachment 2574484

I mean, personal hygiene has come a looooong way since back then. I’d fight a war too if it meant the only chance of getting laid with someone decently clean by their standards.

KRS_SN · 04-09-2021, 11:23 AM

https://carbuzz.com/news/bmw-driver-...t-catches-fire

Esteban · 04-09-2021, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

https://carbuzz.com/news/bmw-driver-...t-catches-fire

Talk about sitting in the hot seat. Literally. lol

vreihen16 · 04-09-2021, 12:38 PM

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King Rudi · 04-09-2021, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

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I can't help but feel like Bugs Bunny or the Road Runner was behind this.

Esteban · 04-09-2021, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I can't help but feel like Bugs Bunny or the Road Runner was behind this.

Yeah, like a Wile E. Coyote mishap.

UncleWede · 04-09-2021, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Yeah, like a Wile E. Coyote mishap.

Not an Acme board

Esteban · 04-09-2021, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I can't help but feel like Bugs Bunny or the Road Runner was behind this.

Yeah, like a Wile E. Coyote mishap.

Not an Acme board

True...

Maybe Daffy Duck, then.

TKDbilly · 04-09-2021, 02:10 PM

true

Joekerr · 04-09-2021, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

true

No you won't. The manufacturers have absolved themselves of all liability because we rushed them. It is stupid.

IllSic_Design · 04-09-2021, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No you won't. The manufacturers have absolved themselves of all liability because we rushed them. It is stupid.

Doesn't matter that it was rushed, they are protected on ALL vaccine injuries/issues; https://www.policymed.com/2011/03/su...-lawsuits.html

KRS_SN · 04-09-2021, 05:07 PM

a

KRS_SN · 04-09-2021, 05:08 PM

b

KRS_SN · 04-09-2021, 05:09 PM

c

NEfan508 · 04-09-2021, 06:49 PM

USA

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