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      12-06-2018, 10:47 AM   #2487
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I went on one of the dating sites and filled out all of their forms and personality tests. I've had a few coffee dates, but every girl I met and went on dates were just awkward. Then I found cool blog about korean brides with useful dating tips. It helped me to get more info about searching out a mail order bride. Now I'm engaged to my mail order bride.
Good for you!

I think in general people are socially awkward now due to constantly communicating only through text and never meeting new people in real life. I've found I actually do 100 times better in real life, but chatting online is usually garbage, because I have nothing to gauge the person by.
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I went on one of the dating sites and filled out all of their forms and personality tests. I've had a few coffee dates, but every girl I met and went on dates were just awkward. Then I found cool blog about korean brides with useful dating tips. It helped me to get more info about searching out a mail order bride. Now I'm engaged to my mail order bride.
are you fucking kidding me?
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      12-06-2018, 12:43 PM   #2489
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are you fucking kidding me?
He is. Don't feed the troll.
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I went on one of the dating sites and filled out all of their forms and personality tests. I've had a few coffee dates, but every girl I met and went on dates were just awkward. Then I found cool blog about korean brides with useful dating tips. It helped me to get more info about searching out a mail order bride. Now I'm engaged to my mail order bride.
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are you fucking kidding me?
But...on the off chance he isn't kidding, you would have to admit you received a lot of advice from us previously, based on that, what advice would you like to share with him?

It sounds like he could very well learn a few things from you. We each have to take the other under our wing and help them. This is your opportunity.

BTW, if you tell me your date tonight is Palmela we're not going to be overly happy. Otherwise, spill details. And help this poor heatwave soul out.
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I went on one of the dating sites and filled out all of their forms and personality tests. I've had a few coffee dates, but every girl I met and went on dates were just awkward. Then I found cool blog about korean brides with useful dating tips. It helped me to get more info about searching out a mail order bride. Now I'm engaged to my mail order bride.
Not how I pictured it ending.
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Terrilyn, Joanne or Wendy. No one liked the name Danyell. Which one sounds the most promising?
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Terrilyn, Joanne or Wendy. No one liked the name Danyell. Which one sounds the most promising?
Dude, move.
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      12-06-2018, 10:20 PM   #2494
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Terrilyn, Joanne or Wendy. No one liked the name Danyell. Which one sounds the most promising?
is baconia in ohio/iowa? all four names sound like terrible boomer women from a midwestern state

imo the name "Sarah" is the most promising in terms of finding the balance of "i'd introduce her to my parents after ruining these clean sheets"
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you know the kind of girl, "your parents will love her but your neighbors will hate her" that's the good life
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how about cindy?
Name is not as important as the person it belongs to.
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how about cindy?
youre going to hate me more than you already do now, and i dont mean this in any bad way, but are you into OG mainland Chinese women?

i swear these names sound so "out of fashion" you're either bordering 60 (in which case props to you for still spitting game) or you're really, really into Chinese women who have Western names

regardless names dont mean anything, which one is hotter?
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Name is not as important as the person it belongs to.

Or the tattoo they have on their faces...


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how about cindy?
youre going to hate me more than you already do now, and i dont mean this in any bad way, but are you into OG mainland Chinese women?

i swear these names sound so "out of fashion" you're either bordering 60 (in which case props to you for still spitting game) or you're really, really into Chinese women who have Western names

regardless names dont mean anything, which one is hotter?
Nailed it 90%.

I was only wondering what game is being spat...
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Or the tattoo they have on their faces...



RUN (not walk) away from women who have tattoos on their face. That's a kind of crazy no sex is worth.
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RUN (not walk) away from women who have tattoos on their face. That's a kind of crazy no sex is worth.
That chick on Hell On Wheels was some serious HAWT.

That one that lives up in Noorvick will keep you warm all night long!
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I was just reading an article on ADHD guys and their relationships with women and I think I found the best quote because it's also very true:

"Nothing attracts an ADHD mind stronger than a girl with Bipolar Disorder. If Single Mothers and Daddy Issues are like cocaine, bipolar women are like synthetic heroin that makes you want to gamble your organs away for a gram. "
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I was just reading an article on ADHD guys and their relationships with women and I think I found the best quote because it's also very true:

"Nothing attracts an ADHD mind stronger than a girl with Bipolar Disorder. If Single Mothers and Daddy Issues are like cocaine, bipolar women are like synthetic heroin that makes you want to gamble your organs away for a gram. "
That makes a shit load of sense.....and I just found my signature.
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how about cindy?
youre going to hate me more than you already do now, and i dont mean this in any bad way, but are you into OG mainland Chinese women?

i swear these names sound so "out of fashion" you're either bordering 60 (in which case props to you for still spitting game) or you're really, really into Chinese women who have Western names

regardless names dont mean anything, which one is hotter?
Wow you must be Asian as I've never heard a non-Asian specifically say "mainland Chinese"!
And those names are all 'Murican names imho.
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Wow you must be Asian as I've never heard a non-Asian specifically say "mainland Chinese"!
And those names are all 'Murican names imho.
im white and say 'mainland chinese'. but i also lived in hk so im familiar with the distinction.
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