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      05-26-2016, 02:02 PM   #21319
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Okay serious question: is there a historical symbolism for ejaculating on someone's face?


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You forgot the BOV! It's turbo'd!
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More like ziiiiiinnng!!!!!
Oh no not again..
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You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!
Haha... you think the ignorant idiots know the difference between Muslims, Hindus, Coptics... etc. Hell, they don't even get that there is a difference between radical murdering people that are Muslim and "regular" Muslims. They should read up on the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, most religions got the murdering done a few centuries ago, but few can claim to have never done it.
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At my local Honda dealer. BMW of Manhattan doesn't even have this...
So Patel...
12 individuals at the service center. 2 whites, 10 of my color tone. Knew approximately 3 of them. Engaged in convo with 2 of them. Salesman was somehow related to me...
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You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!
Wait, if not Muslim Middle Eastern, then Persian? Turkish?
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12 individuals at the service center. 2 whites, 10 of my color tone. Knew approximately 3 of them. Engaged in convo with 2 of them. Salesman was somehow related to me...
Did you guys play the desi name game?

And did you get "the bottom line" price? Best deal. FIRST CLASS.
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You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"
Now THAT IS IGNORANCE.
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12 individuals at the service center. 2 whites, 10 of my color tone. Knew approximately 3 of them. Engaged in convo with 2 of them. Salesman was somehow related to me...
Did you guys play the desi name game?

And did you get "the bottom line" price? Best deal. FIRST CLASS.
Lol, of course. That's standard operating procedure
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You're not kidding! And I'm not even Muslim either!

One of the best questions ever: "So you've been to the Middle East before, right? Did you see ISIS when you were there?"



Bingo!!
I saw the ISIS temple. Even got a photograph and lived to tell about it.
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Wooooot.. *tsssss* wuuuuup.. *tssss* BRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP *TSS* BRAAAAAAA *TSS* BRA *TSS* BRUUUUUAAARRRRR *TSSsss*
Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao
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Haha... you think the ignorant idiots know the difference between Muslims, Hindus, Coptics... etc. Hell, they don't even get that there is a difference between radical murdering people that are Muslim and "regular" Muslims. They should read up on the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, most religions got the murdering done a few centuries ago, but few can claim to have never done it.
Haha you're not kidding. Unfortunately, most of those people go to NASCAR races and drink Bud Light by the kegs.
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Wait, if not Muslim Middle Eastern, then Persian? Turkish?
No, I'm Lebanese. Lebanon has a large Christian population. Most people don't know. Especially since the whole issue with Hezbollah years ago.

Plus, where do you think all the hot Middle Eastern girls come from? In every other country, they're covered head to toe.
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I saw the ISIS temple. Even got a photograph and lived to tell about it.
That ain't shit. I went inside!!
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      05-26-2016, 02:19 PM   #21330
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That ain't shit. I went inside!!
Proof?

Here is mine.




Lebanese girls....
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Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao
DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.
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Now this is a very accurate representation of what I'm looking for. I just imagined you sitting there typing this up and laughed my ass off. Lmao

Haha you're not kidding. Unfortunately, most of those people go to NASCAR races and drink Bud Light by the kegs.

No, I'm Lebanese. Lebanon has a large Christian population. Most people don't know. Especially since the whole issue with Hezbollah years ago.

Plus, where do you think all the hot Middle Eastern girls come from? In every other country, they're covered head to toe.
One of my friends in school is Lebanese and he's Christian. Last name is Elghoul.
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DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.
I like it. You probably slipped at one point and actually made the sounds for real!
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DUDE! I had to delete and retype over and over whilst playing the motor in my head, and how to simulate the boost dump. I need more shit to do at work. LOL.
Hahaha that is hilarious!!
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I like it. You probably slipped at one point and actually made the sounds for real!
You KNOW I did!
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Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work
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Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work
For me, Persian from SoCal.... Armenians too.

Pakistani is basically No. Indian. Sorry Aatish.
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Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work
For me, Persian from SoCal.... Armenians too.

Pakistani is basically No. Indian. Sore Aatish.
Exactly, they are North Indians but they aren't Punjabi's.
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Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work
Pakistani? Is that one of those things where it's so wrong that it feels so right? I'd get my ass kicked if I started dating an Israeli girl. I guess you always want what you can't have. LOL

+1 on Armenians. I'm a big fan of Eastern European girls.
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