Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Kyngofpop · 10-03-2018, 05:44 PM

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@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

Are you getting old or something????

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

UncleWede · 10-03-2018, 05:55 PM

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@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

Are you getting old or something????

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

Socks/sandals??? BAN

Kyngofpop · 10-03-2018, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@Kyngofpop did you end up engaging in that threesome as well? You mentioned in the confess thread

I did not, I was a good boy....for once in my life.

Are you getting old or something????

Holy cripes my birthday was last week and it's like I INSTANTLY started making grown up decisions and gave up on wild random sex.

Next thing ya know I'll be wearing socks with sandals *shudders*

Socks/sandals??? BAN

Kyngofpop · 10-03-2018, 11:35 PM

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

Kyngofpop · 10-03-2018, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?

Lol what'd she throw them out???

She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.

Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.

Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW

Kyngofpop · 10-04-2018, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?

Lol what'd she throw them out???

She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.

Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.

Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW

She's very conservative. And apparently you carried on some of that conservative mindset with you (I won't do it again). Not sure it's "wrong", and it's private. Sure it's embarrassing if people find out like that, but it's normal...

I bet it was nerve wrecking lol...
Taking it out of the trash would be worse hahaha taking the "did you find your d in the trash" to new levels

Thank GOD she didn't open up my computer and see the videos...WoW!

Mom is ultra-conservative and if she sees the vids that I've posted to PornHub I'd be DISOWNED!! Period! Yeah it's my life but I don't want her to feel like she's raised a sex fiend but I was a fkn virgin til I got married at 20!

When you've lived a sheltered life as the baby of a Christian family of 4 they all tried to keep me from the real world, and good sex is one of the things I discover and you wanna keep doing it! Like I said, I've grown up a LOT in the last few weeks but when the monkey gets on my back....I'm FKN everything in SIGHT! Stay tuned

Kyngofpop · 10-04-2018, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?

Lol what'd she throw them out???

She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.

Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.

Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW

She's very conservative. And apparently you carried on some of that conservative mindset with you (I won't do it again). Not sure it's "wrong", and it's private. Sure it's embarrassing if people find out like that, but it's normal...

I bet it was nerve wrecking lol...
Taking it out of the trash would be worse hahaha taking the "did you find your d in the trash" to new levels

Thank GOD she didn't open up my computer and see the videos...WoW!

Mom is ultra-conservative and if she sees the vids that I've posted to PornHub I'd be DISOWNED!! Period! Yeah it's my life but I don't want her to feel like she's raised a sex fiend but I was a fkn virgin til I got married at 20!

When you've lived a sheltered life as the baby of a Christian family of 4 they all tried to keep me from the real world, and good sex is one of the things I discover and you wanna keep doing it! Like I said, I've grown up a LOT in the last few weeks but when the monkey gets on my back....I'm FKN everything in SIGHT! Stay tuned

Hahahaha

Wait. You "post" stuff to pornhub? Might be a first I hear... typo?

NOT a typo! Even got a little fan base

King Rudi · 10-04-2018, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.

Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.

I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l"

It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week

Damn son. I can't imagine. How embarrassing/awkward.

Never_Enough · 10-04-2018, 07:58 AM

It's always the religious people that are the freaks...

Never_Enough · 10-04-2018, 07:59 AM

The "crazy" I posted about earlier asked me for a dick pic, but the way she asked was hilarious. She said "Could I convince you to send me a penis pic? To help me visualize when I'm using one of my toys."

Man, she's a moron.

King Rudi · 10-04-2018, 08:11 AM

I'll tell another strange story from about 6 years ago. The girl I was seeing at the time couldn't decide if she wanted to be with me or the other 30 guys that were constantly hitting on her. She was gorgeous so I couldn't really blame the guys, what I could be upset about was how she handled it. During one of our off times, where we didn't speak for a few weeks, I had started talking to this other girl. The few weeks of not talking to the original girl turned into a few months, in the meantime the second girl that I started talking to became very familiar with each other. She worked second shift and I worked first so the only time we could see each other is if she came over after work late at night. I get up at 5 a.m. so it was a bit of a struggle for me get rest. Eventually I gave the girl a key to my place and would just go to bed and she would let herself in, come upstairs to the bedroom and "wake me up."

Another month goes by and the original girl decided she no longer wanted anything to do with the guy that she was with after me and asked if she could come by one evening after work. The girl that had the key to my place and I weren't serious or anything, it was just sex....actually only sex. Girl A comes over and ends up staying the night. Girl B only came over maybe once or twice a week and we had both agreed that it was nothing but sex so it wasn't a huge deal to me.

The next morning was Saturday and I did not have to work, so it was coffee and a bowl in bed which lead to more sex with Girl A. As we are in the middle of it my phone starts ringing, of course I ignore it and had planned on checking it after. As the sex progresses, I have her in quite a precarious position and just happened to look up and I see girl B standing in hallway peeking around the door. I couldn't tell if this was about to get bad or if it was about to turn into some porno type scenario. The girl in the doorway motioned for me to continue doing what I was doing like a director without making a sound. Girl A who was bent over the foot board of my sleigh bed had no idea anyone was even there as she couldn't see anything but the floor. As I continued, the girl in the hallway watched for a few minutes, clearly turned on and then left without making a sound.

Around noon, girl A left and I called girl B back. I thanked her for being cool about the entire thing and she explained that what we have is nothing but sex anyway so she wasn't upset. She did explain that from watching she was extremely turned on and wanted to come over...so she did. The end result was that I ended up doing to girl A what she had done to me and just stopped answering her calls or responding to her texts after she dumped the guy she left me for.

I've sat on this story for years and only my best friend knows about it. As I type it out I realize what a shit I was and how screwed up the dating scene really is.

Never_Enough · 10-04-2018, 08:20 AM

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I'll tell another strange story from about 6 years ago. The girl I was seeing at the time couldn't decide if she wanted to be with me or the other 30 guys that were constantly hitting on her. She was gorgeous so I couldn't really blame the guys, what I could be upset about was how she handled it. During one of our off times, where we didn't speak for a few weeks, I had started talking to this other girl. The few weeks of not talking to the original girl turned into a few months, in the meantime the second girl that I started talking to became very familiar with each other. She worked second shift and I worked first so the only time we could see each other is if she came over after work late at night. I get up at 5 a.m. so it was a bit of a struggle for me get rest. Eventually I gave the girl a key to my place and would just go to bed and she would let herself in, come upstairs to the bedroom and "wake me up."

Another month goes by and the original girl decided she no longer wanted anything to do with the guy that she was with after me and asked if she could come by one evening after work. The girl that had the key to my place and I weren't serious or anything, it was just sex....actually only sex. Girl A comes over and ends up staying the night. Girl B only came over maybe once or twice a week and we had both agreed that it was nothing but sex so it wasn't a huge deal to me.

The next morning was Saturday and I did not have to work, so it was coffee and a bowl in bed which lead to more sex with Girl A. As we are in the middle of it my phone starts ringing, of course I ignore it and had planned on checking it after. As the sex progresses, I have her in quite a precarious position and just happened to look up and I see girl B standing in hallway peeking around the door. I couldn't tell if this was about to get bad or if it was about to turn into some porno type scenario. The girl in the doorway motioned for me to continue doing what I was doing like a director without making a sound. Girl A who was bent over the foot board of my sleigh bed had no idea anyone was even there as she couldn't see anything but the floor. As I continued, the girl in the hallway watched for a few minutes, clearly turned on and then left without making a sound.

Around noon, girl A left and I called girl B back. I thanked her for being cool about the entire thing and she explained that what we have is nothing but sex anyway so she wasn't upset. She did explain that from watching she was extremely turned on and wanted to come over...so she did. The end result was that I ended up doing to girl A what she had done to me and just stopped answering her calls or responding to her texts after she dumped the guy she left me for.

I've sat on this story for years and only my best friend knows about it. As I type it out I realize what a shit I was and how screwed up the dating scene really is.

Also, no wonder I don't trust women.

King Rudi · 10-04-2018, 08:26 AM

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Also, no wonder I don't trust women.

During another one of our off times with girl A, she was with a married guy. Little did she know I was friends with the married guy and his wife. The married guy and his very attractive wife were obviously having problems and she had mentioned to me that she thought he was cheating....he was, with the girl that couldn't make up her mind whether or not she wanted to be with me or everyone else.

He knew who she was to me and that didn't stop either of them. Ultimately divorce was the end result between the married couple and I never spoke to girl A again. I will say that homeboys wife started calling me shortly after. Who was I to tell her no?

Germanauto · 10-04-2018, 07:54 PM

One of my best friends is divorcing this terrible girl he got duped into marrying. Dude is barely 25 and the marriage lasted a year. She and her family just wanted a guy with good career prospects who will take care of her lazy manipulative borderline a$$.

Luckily he's getting out with minimal financial repercussions. He can have any chick he wants....handsome, white, good career, etc.

IllSic_Design · 10-04-2018, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WeekendWarriorz

This thread should be a life lesson to the younger guys like myself to never trust 99% of girls out there, cause most likely they're banging someone else. Yes there are plenty of good girls out there I'm not saying all of them and not trying to offend anyone here. On another note, found this to be interestingly hilarious and sadly true

haha I see you follow good ol' Tony Tootuni or whatever his name is!

Kyngofpop · 10-04-2018, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

One of my best friends is divorcing this terrible girl he got duped into marrying. Dude is barely 25 and the marriage lasted a year. She and her family just wanted a guy with good career prospects who will take care of her lazy manipulative borderline a$$.

Luckily he's getting out with minimal financial repercussions. He can have any chick he wants....handsome, white, good career, etc.

Did you just list "white" as a personality trait or positive attribute?!

Like PLEASE tell me that I misread that....

Gta be fkn KIDDING me smfh...

Joekerr · 10-04-2018, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

One of my best friends is divorcing this terrible girl he got duped into marrying. Dude is barely 25 and the marriage lasted a year. She and her family just wanted a guy with good career prospects who will take care of her lazy manipulative borderline a$$.

Luckily he's getting out with minimal financial repercussions. He can have any chick he wants....handsome, white, good career, etc.

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Did you just list "white" as a personality trait or positive attribute?!

Like PLEASE tell me that I misread that....

Gta be fkn KIDDING me smfh...

This thread is wonderfully amusing.

Turkish Pickle · 10-04-2018, 11:16 PM

dude idk, some chicks dig "exotics" - here its the whiteboys usually that dont amount to much

Jhanksm3 · 10-05-2018, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Did you just list "white" as a personality trait or positive attribute?!

Like PLEASE tell me that I misread that....

Gta be fkn KIDDING me smfh...

was thinking the same thing

Never_Enough · 10-05-2018, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

One of my best friends is divorcing this terrible girl he got duped into marrying. Dude is barely 25 and the marriage lasted a year. She and her family just wanted a guy with good career prospects who will take care of her lazy manipulative borderline a$$.

Luckily he's getting out with minimal financial repercussions. He can have any chick he wants....handsome, white, good career, etc.

Duped into it?

He's gotta take some responsibility for his choices, man.

Also why did you list "white" in there as if it has anything to do with anything? This thread is about to either get real bad or real good........

King Rudi · 10-05-2018, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Did you just list "white" as a personality trait or positive attribute?!

Like PLEASE tell me that I misread that....

Gta be fkn KIDDING me smfh...

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

dude idk, some chicks dig "exotics" - here its the whiteboys usually that dont amount to much

White boys....exotics?

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Duped into it?

He's gotta take some responsibility for his choices, man.

Also why did you list "white" in there as if it has anything to do with anything? This thread is about to either get real bad or real good........

I thought the same thing. No one made him get married to this chick. I was miserable in my first marriage but I also realized that I was the one who put myself in that situation.

As for "white" being an attirbute.... Germanauto duuuuude....

CTinline-six · 10-05-2018, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Did you just list "white" as a personality trait or positive attribute?!

Like PLEASE tell me that I misread that....

Gta be fkn KIDDING me smfh...

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

dude idk, some chicks dig "exotics" - here its the whiteboys usually that dont amount to much

White boys....exotics?

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Duped into it?

He's gotta take some responsibility for his choices, man.

Also why did you list "white" in there as if it has anything to do with anything? This thread is about to either get real bad or real good........

I thought the same thing. No one made him get married to this chick. I was miserable in my first marriage but I also realized that I was the one who put myself in that situation.

As for "white" being an attirbute.... Germanauto duuuuude....

Yessss! This thread wouldn't be complete without some SouthPark.

10-03-2018, 11:35 PM	#686
Kyngofpop First Lieutenant 676 Rep 361 Posts Drives: BMW 4 Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: NC iTrader: (0)	Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category. Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my ahem things that I use when randoms come over. I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l" It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week __________________ Janet Jackson Unbreakable World Tour
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Never_Enough Banned 2229 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	It's always the religious people that are the freaks...
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Never_Enough Banned 2229 Rep 2,476 Posts Drives: Satan's Chariot 2.0 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: PA iTrader: (6) Garage List 2018 Charger Hellcat [0.00]	The "crazy" I posted about earlier asked me for a dick pic, but the way she asked was hilarious. She said "Could I convince you to send me a penis pic? To help me visualize when I'm using one of my toys." Man, she's a moron.
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10-04-2018, 08:11 AM	#693
King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13189 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	I'll tell another strange story from about 6 years ago. The girl I was seeing at the time couldn't decide if she wanted to be with me or the other 30 guys that were constantly hitting on her. She was gorgeous so I couldn't really blame the guys, what I could be upset about was how she handled it. During one of our off times, where we didn't speak for a few weeks, I had started talking to this other girl. The few weeks of not talking to the original girl turned into a few months, in the meantime the second girl that I started talking to became very familiar with each other. She worked second shift and I worked first so the only time we could see each other is if she came over after work late at night. I get up at 5 a.m. so it was a bit of a struggle for me get rest. Eventually I gave the girl a key to my place and would just go to bed and she would let herself in, come upstairs to the bedroom and "wake me up." Another month goes by and the original girl decided she no longer wanted anything to do with the guy that she was with after me and asked if she could come by one evening after work. The girl that had the key to my place and I weren't serious or anything, it was just sex....actually only sex. Girl A comes over and ends up staying the night. Girl B only came over maybe once or twice a week and we had both agreed that it was nothing but sex so it wasn't a huge deal to me. The next morning was Saturday and I did not have to work, so it was coffee and a bowl in bed which lead to more sex with Girl A. As we are in the middle of it my phone starts ringing, of course I ignore it and had planned on checking it after. As the sex progresses, I have her in quite a precarious position and just happened to look up and I see girl B standing in hallway peeking around the door. I couldn't tell if this was about to get bad or if it was about to turn into some porno type scenario. The girl in the doorway motioned for me to continue doing what I was doing like a director without making a sound. Girl A who was bent over the foot board of my sleigh bed had no idea anyone was even there as she couldn't see anything but the floor. As I continued, the girl in the hallway watched for a few minutes, clearly turned on and then left without making a sound. Around noon, girl A left and I called girl B back. I thanked her for being cool about the entire thing and she explained that what we have is nothing but sex anyway so she wasn't upset. She did explain that from watching she was extremely turned on and wanted to come over...so she did. The end result was that I ended up doing to girl A what she had done to me and just stopped answering her calls or responding to her texts after she dumped the guy she left me for. I've sat on this story for years and only my best friend knows about it. As I type it out I realize what a shit I was and how screwed up the dating scene really is.
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Germanauto Major General 9814 Rep 6,129 Posts Drives: Alfa Romeo Giulia, Rosso Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	One of my best friends is divorcing this terrible girl he got duped into marrying. Dude is barely 25 and the marriage lasted a year. She and her family just wanted a guy with good career prospects who will take care of her lazy manipulative borderline a$$. Luckily he's getting out with minimal financial repercussions. He can have any chick he wants....handsome, white, good career, etc.
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Turkish Pickle Banned 3088 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	dude idk, some chicks dig "exotics" - here its the whiteboys usually that dont amount to much
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