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      11-14-2018, 09:42 PM   #1673
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I wouldn't. That was about the last time I got laid
maybe not, but having an M3 would be nice
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
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I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
literally until i read the last part i was going to say "youre into cars thats 10/10 on its own"
but then again idk you in real life...
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      11-14-2018, 09:44 PM   #1674
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I wouldn't. That was about the last time I got laid
maybe not, but having an M3 would be nice
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
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I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
literally until i read the last part i was going to say "youre into cars thats 10/10 on its own"
but then again idk you in real life...
Well actually I mostly care only about my own car
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      11-14-2018, 09:47 PM   #1675
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
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Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone youas wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
Fuck that Tara, you turn heads, maybe too picky? We are not in our 20s anymore.
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      11-14-2018, 09:52 PM   #1676
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Fuck that Tara, you turn heads, maybe too picky? We are not in our 20s anymore.
I swear to dog, I don't. I live in a city full of Asian girls that look like me. I'm not picky when it comes to looks, but yes I probably have high standards personality-wise.
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Well actually I mostly care only about my own car
thats still way more than so many girls i know...
i honestly feel like you could pull so many guys but your standards won't let you - i dont think thats a bad thing. you have NO clue how many people my age would be your literal slave solely because of fast and furious (Asian girl who's into cars)
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TGIF


Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.


happy birthday!
its always good to show her how special she is once in awhile.
they keep track of it lol
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Happy Birthday my man!
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Happy Birthday Mr. King!
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Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!




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Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!




Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
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      11-16-2018, 11:23 AM   #1686
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A bunch of thirsty guys in here...LOL
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A bunch of thirsty guys in here...LOL
seems like u want some attention
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seems like u want some attention
No, I am simply pointing out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
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No, I am simply point out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
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No, I am simply pointing out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
thank you for the compliment, its big enough for some1 to trip over.
i should have one of those wet floor signs warning.
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
Well that and you're a fellow grammar nazi too
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...
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