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I've heard of no shave november... but that doesn't start with an M? Where does the "M" come from?
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it's where you pledge abstinence (you don't nut at all) throughout the month of november in hopes for Destroy Dick December, which is pretty self explanatory
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you know what? i actually read an article how the author (and the community but lets not go there) thought the exact same thing
its a stupid idea to begin with imo, let a man nut if he wants to. hell some idiot pulled this shit in my school and i think that's hilarious, i don't get the point in it especially this example... |
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I'm falling for this woman
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She's ridden in the stinger...oh you mean. We're going to see Seinfeld Thursday
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That was quick...and easy!
One make out session & some shopping. Low standards or just lonely? ![]() Also, you're falling for the companionship, not her. You don't know her yet. Last edited by Never_Enough; 11-07-2018 at 09:06 AM.. |
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Hell yeah! My Body, My Nut, My Choice! Keep your laws off my nut.
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You know, you basically have to invite all of BP to your upcoming nuptials then. Since we basically dragged you along, kicking and screaming, into this relationship.
Going to be a very expensive wedding for you, flying us all in. Especially me, since I'm from the great white north. On the flip side, the exchange rate at least works in your favour. Considerably. I'll keep an eye out for my wedding invitation. You owe my fellow Canuck Bimmette an invitation too. The two of us will be nice, I promise. Unlike Never Enough, whose probably going to try to put the hard sell on all of Danielle's bridesmaids (assuming they are attractive, of course). Rumour has it, he can be bought easily with one dinner from Ruth Chris. |
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i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.
after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early. a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant. she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story. after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol |
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