[________]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

She does love anal. I don't really care for it. I just do it b/c power trip

Pics or it was never even brought up

[Animal Farm]

The United States of America

Past - I feel like I just came out of an okay relationship, it wasn’t good but it wasn’t bad... It wasn’t going anywhere.

Present - I’m now in a very abusive and toxic relationship. I’m in the process of filing for divorce, but my lawyers said that it will be at least 2 more years before I’m technically single again... Worse case 6 years.

Future - I would like to be single indefinitely... Is that possible?

[upstatedoc]

Say what now?

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Say what now?

This. Times 2.

[Turkish Pickle]

AHA literally the first time being in a liberal af college campus comes in handy.
he's basically saying how every basic bitch states they're in an abusive relationship and/or the guy was too controlling (aka told her she doesn't look good in something or told her to put on some make up, minor shit like that) and the second they split up and she's done thotting around it's back to "ugh im always single why cant i find a good guy"

or i have been personally traumatised by people here so idk.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

AHA literally the first time being in a liberal af college campus comes in handy.
he's basically saying how every basic bitch states they're in an abusive relationship and/or the guy was too controlling (aka told her she doesn't look good in something or told her to put on some make up, minor shit like that) and the second they split up and she's done thotting around it's back to "ugh im always single why cant i find a good guy"

or i have been personally traumatised by people here so idk.

My god man....thank you for your assistance with this. I would have wondered about this all evening and possibly been unable to sleep.

You could potentially find a way of spinning being a millennial translator into revenue generator.

[qba335i]

My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.

Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days.

[________]

Originally Posted by qba335i

My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.

Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days.

Nooooo wayyyyyyy

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by qba335i

My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.

Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days.

This sounds exactly like my children's mother. He need a to get rid of her asap. As for the child she is currently carrying, he need a to get comfortable with idea of being broke for the next 18 years. If she has already started this type of behavior she will use that child to get everything she can from him.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by qba335i

My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.

Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days.

He should probably get the kid DNA tested to make sure it's his.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Bayerische Motoren Werke I doubt you'll get laid at her place as she most likely lives with parents.

Isn't that half the fun? Risk of getting caught?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by qba335i

My friend got engaged and the girl moved in with him. Few months later got her pregnant and now she refuses to go back to work.

Last month he came home and found out a random woman in his house. He asked her why she was here and she told him that his wife hired her as a cleaning lady. When his girl came back from the gym he started arguing with her about the cleaning lady so she told him she does not feel safe and called the cops. He could not enter his house for the next 3 days.

Sorry but he sounds clueless. Personalities don't change overnight. Seems to me there is more to the story...

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Just be patient, the right car will come. Do not settle for a boring shit box 328.

Or leasing a Dodge.

[________]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Or leasing a Dodge.

Hahahaha ouch

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Isn't that half the fun? Risk of getting caught?

wow i just saw this, but no (i think) she doesn't live with her parents
if she does, that's a risk im willing to take even when his dad wears his MAGA hat and sends her selfies of him and their dog to piss her off
also, her words: "he changes cars so often, it's not like we're loaded either but he loves driving. he took my bmw (yes she has a 320i) for an oil change 2 months ago and i've yet to get it back"

sounds like a guy i can get along with

[upstatedoc]

Yeah her ex was a dick and her foot was hurting plus my middle boy and two dogs were here so here I am posting in OT

[________]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Yeah her ex was a dick and her foot was hurting plus my middle boy and two dogs were here so here I am posting in OT

There there

[Kyngofpop]

Pure randomness but I like the way that upstatedoc is handling this and I commend him on taking it slow and not being pushy or having an aire or expectancy. I'm getting the vibe of "if it happens it happens, if not so what...there's other fish in the sea."

Now this is coming from a self professed hoe who's second question after "what's your name" is "do you got a big dick...just curious because I don't wanna waste anybody's time here".

Ahem, that being said, most that I meet know what's up and we don't have kids involved (at least I don't) to change the entire dynamic of the situation and we're not looking for long term.

Take your time and woo her. Even self professed hoes could be wooed and made to be houseworthy and domesticated with the right words and actions like a "face massage"....even if the answer to the dick question is "no, it's little" (gah, that answer is the WORST but it's workable).

You're doing fine, take it slow and easy and continue to make your way with the lady(seems to ME that you're doing a FINE job).

Think about it, if things were to go sour, remember, your children would be the collateral damage if this really took a turn for the worse later on. They're friends now and could potentially be friends for life if things go well between you two....or the complete opposite.

Disclaimer: idk if it's wise to take advice from a hoe but lots of hoes wanted not to be...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

Pure randomness but I like the way that upstatedoc is handling this and I commend him on taking it slow and not being pushy or having an aire or expectancy. I'm getting the vibe of "if it happens it happens, if not so what...there's other fish in the sea."

Now this is coming from a self professed hoe who's second question after "what's your name" is "do you got a big dick...just curious because I don't wanna waste anybody's time here".

Ahem, that being said, most that I meet know what's up and we don't have kids involved (at least I don't) to change the entire dynamic of the situation and we're not looking for long term.

Take your time and woo her. Even self professed hoes could be wooed and made to be houseworthy and domesticated with the right words and actions like a "face massage"....even if the answer to the dick question is "no, it's little" (gah, that answer is the WORST but it's workable).

You're doing fine, take it slow and easy and continue to make your way with the lady(seems to ME that you're doing a FINE job).

Think about it, if things were to go sour, remember, your children would be the collateral damage if this really took a turn for the worse later on. They're friends now and could potentially be friends for life if things go well between you two....or the complete opposite.

Disclaimer: idk if it's wise to take advice from a hoe but lots of hoes wanted not to be...

Respect.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Or leasing a Dodge.

When you find a better performance bargain for what these lease for, let me know. Bonus, I can drive it all year long. My life sucks, huh?

Enjoy that 328

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Yeah her ex was a dick and her foot was hurting plus my middle boy and two dogs were here so here I am posting in OT

Wait, pumping carving & massage never happened?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

When you find a better performance bargain for what these lease for, let me know. Bonus, I can drive it all year long. My life sucks, huh?

Enjoy that 328

Yeah I feel so bad for you.

I don't mind the 328 actually. It only has 33k miles and I can't get over 60 mph on my commute anyway due to traffic.

I need to move out of this shitty state.