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      08-12-2021, 01:42 PM   #10649
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On the race track everyoneís an a hole.
You must be going to the wrong race track! I am always amazed at how friendly every single one of my fellow competitors is.....
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I thought that was the whole point... insult everyone but you
But we canít expose the whole plot in FRONT of my friends. Gotta be subtle.
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      08-12-2021, 02:02 PM   #10651
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You must be going to the wrong race track! I am always amazed at how friendly every single one of my fellow competitors is.....
Not when youíre racing the pro class. Everyone is nice and chummy in the pits, but not on the racetrack.
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General consensus is yes on the P-pics. This is the dating thread, so it's technically still on-topic
Ok, you asked for it!
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"Hey theres pilots in here!"


Que Sara in 3...2...1...
Im tired to got leg humped just by the fact that I am a pilot.
Yesterday I was somewhere into the Alps and had a break at the highest point of the track, pulled of gloves, jacket, scarf and sat just in my shirt (with pants and boots on for sure!) into the sun.
How healthy and well feeling to got female attention just by riding a supersport bike and relax into mother nature.
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But we canít expose the whole plot in FRONT of my friends. Gotta be subtle.
Damnit you're right. Let me fix this and keep up appearances by insulting you using my handy insults book.

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Damnit you're right. Let me fix this and keep up appearances by insulting you using my handy insults book.

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart"
I'd just found an online pdf-scan, man, Im laughing actually my pants off
Prepared for some art backlash into the future...
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Ok, you asked for it!
Well played sir, well played indeed. I believe we're requesting p-pics of the human variety in bikinis, to be more specific
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General consensus is yes on the P-pics. This is the dating thread, so it's technically still on-topic
Ok, you asked for it!
OK, now you've crossed the line. A cat on the counter?
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OK, now you've crossed the line. A cat on the counter?
The counter is Rottweiler puppy safe!
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The counter is Rottweiler puppy safe!
Get tougher pussies
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      08-12-2021, 04:49 PM   #10660
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Get tougher pussies
No muff to tuff?
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No muff to tuff?
Gotta take the greatest of steak
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      08-12-2021, 06:02 PM   #10662
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Ok, you asked for it!
Those lens wipes are the tits. I keep them stashed away in every little compartment on each of my motorcycles, if I don't its a guarantee I nail a giant bug in the middle of the visor in the MORNING.
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Well played sir, well played indeed. I believe we're requesting p-pics of the human variety in bikinis, to be more specific
If you havent turned the woman in your life on to wicked weasels get to work...
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I get that. My original intent in coming here was just to learn more about BMWs. I bought it about two months ago. I drive it to places that I donít wanna take the other cars. But, I actually really like driving it. Iím going to fix it up some more, put some good suspension on it and probably some brakes, maybe an intake and definitely an exhaust. Just simple stuff.
Thanks for the update and my most sincere apologies. As others have intimated, there have been tons of trolls here of the basement dwelling, 19 y/o variety. We tend to be overprotective of this little corner of the internet.

Now on to the important stuff. I don't know what tires you have but I'd upgrade to the latest HP Michelin Pilot XX. You really can't beat them. I'd go brake fluid and pads next. As you know from riding, the interface with the earth and all things necessary to manage that interface are of the utmost importance.

Thanks for your patience and welcome.

Cheers-mk
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Worried about you. You acting nuttier than usual.
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Worried about you. You acting nuttier than usual.
I'm a French model

It's a quote from some crazy ad. Then this fat(ter than me) dude shows up. Girl is talking to her friend about how her blind date is a French model. Fat dude says "Bon jour" to prove his claim


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Worried about you. You acting nuttier than usual.
I'm a French model

It's a quote from some crazy ad. Then this fat(ter than me) dude shows up. Girl is talking to her friend about how her blind date is a French model. Fat dude says "Bon jour" to prove his claim


It's easier than typing "I read it on the internet so it must be true"
@MKSixer can you translate Wede-isms into English please?
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