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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The best part is that he's a counselor. Dude, you are trained to spot the crazies and call them on their sh*t. How did you not see this coming. Oh, yeah, because he was blinded by crazy sex. The best kind of sex.

Just got an update on "John" from my wife. So John is also friends with a gal named "Tracy" who my wife is friends with. John went on a 4:00 AM texting spree on Sunday morning, blowing up Tracy's phone about how much he loves his girlfriend and how he probably needs to spend less time hanging out with Tracy (who is happily married and in NO WAY attracted to John). Tracy was like "WTF, why are you blowing my phone up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday to tell me how much you love your girlfriend?" Yeah, you guessed it. Turns out the crazy GF had grabbed John's phone ans started psyco texting every women in his contacts list about how great she is and how in love they are. Whoa crazytrain, slow that roll....

I can only hope she digs up my wife's contact info and starts texting her, pretendign to be John. We have the response all planned out: "John, I know it's 4:00 AM on a Sunday and you are texting me about how much you love your GF, but I've been up all night thinking about you. We belong together. You need to leave her right now. Meet me at our special place at noon. I have to have you. All of you..." Ha ha ha ha!

See, it would all make sense if you told us her name was "Danyell" or some sort... it would all add up.

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The best part is that he's a counselor. Dude, you are trained to spot the crazies and call them on their sh*t. How did you not see this coming. Oh, yeah, because he was blinded by crazy sex. The best kind of sex.

Just got an update on "John" from my wife. So John is also friends with a gal named "Tracy" who my wife is friends with. John went on a 4:00 AM texting spree on Sunday morning, blowing up Tracy's phone about how much he loves his girlfriend and how he probably needs to spend less time hanging out with Tracy (who is happily married and in NO WAY attracted to John). Tracy was like "WTF, why are you blowing my phone up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday to tell me how much you love your girlfriend?" Yeah, you guessed it. Turns out the crazy GF had grabbed John's phone ans started psyco texting every women in his contacts list about how great she is and how in love they are. Whoa crazytrain, slow that roll....

I can only hope she digs up my wife's contact info and starts texting her, pretendign to be John. We have the response all planned out: "John, I know it's 4:00 AM on a Sunday and you are texting me about how much you love your GF, but I've been up all night thinking about you. We belong together. You need to leave her right now. Meet me at our special place at noon. I have to have you. All of you..." Ha ha ha ha!

Wow, I did not see this before I accused, well, hinted, that John might be hiding away the panties for whatever sordid reason, but anyway, you didn’t say how you know that it wasn’t indeed john blowing up “Tracy’s” phone... I’ve watched enough teevee cop shows to know that John isn’t out of the woods on this!!!

[Turkish Pickle]

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

[________]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

It never is.

This is why "hookers" is the way to go

[UncleWede]

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

Seriously. WTF is wrong with this woman?

[******]

Why am I the only one not assuming that this woman, who should be believed, is not the victim here? Wow, bunch of sexists!

Heh...

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

Wow, I did not see this before I accused, well, hinted, that John might be hiding away the panties for whatever sordid reason, but anyway, you didn’t say how you know that it wasn’t indeed john blowing up “Tracy’s” phone... I’ve watched enough teevee cop shows to know that John isn’t out of the woods on this!!!

We know because John called up Tracy mid morning on Sunday and was like "Oh sh*t, I'm really sorry. I saw the text history from last night. Not cool. I'll talk to her. Wont happen again. You might be right all those times you told me you had a weird vibe about her."

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

EXACTLY! He knew she was nuts after the 10th time the cops showed up at "their" town-home but he's a sucker for a sob story and took her with him to the new place, otherwise she'd literally be homeless. No job, no family, etc.

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

We know because John called up Tracy mid morning on Sunday and was like "Oh sh*t, I'm really sorry. I saw the text history from last night. Not cool. I'll talk to her. Wont happen again. You might be right all those times you told me you had a weird vibe about her."

But, but, this is still all John’s word we’re going on... right?

[******]

And it’s pretty obvious Uncle Wede is not to be totally relied upon when whiffing panties is mixed up in the equation...

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

But, but, this is still all John's word we're going on... right?

Pffft. No. It's way more solid than that. John told Tracy who told Alice who told my wife who told me. My wife then confirmed the 4:00 AM texting thing directly with Tracy. It's all solid intel.

It's like high school all over again.

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Pffft. No. It's way more solid than that. John told Tracy who told Alice who told my wife who told me. My wife then confirmed the 4:00 AM texting thing directly with Tracy. It's all solid intel.

It's like high school all over again.

Lol...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

Judy, Judy, Judy, sounds like you have a lot of memories on that subject... while we're waiting for doc and Danyell to get back together and doc can then cuss out everybody who is now trashing Danyell (Joe), regale us with some of those treasured moments

I, uh, happen to agree with you, btw...

I'll get back with you in the morning. The girlfriend and I just back from the gym, she's in the shower and I'm cooking dinner. I could write a book on the stories I have. Fifty Shades of whatever is like kindergarten to some of the things I've experienced.

[******]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I'll get back with you in the morning. The girlfriend and I just back from the gym, she's in the shower and I'm cooking dinner. I could write a book on the stories I have. Fifty Shades of whatever is like kindergarten to some of the things I've experienced.

She’s in the shower and you’re cooking dinner?

What could possibly be wrong with this picture? Lol...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

She's in the shower and you're cooking dinner?

What could possibly be wrong with this picture? Lol...

Not a damn thing. Time management at its finest.

[upstatedoc]

My beard is out of control

[Turkish Pickle]

update: cancelled my time with cupcake girl because i realized i havent showered since last morning (all nighter for my midterm) and it'd be around 9pm by the time i got ready

i need to go to the library to do some work and i also want to get laid, if only i had a crazy chick in my phone to combine both occasions... is this good time management?

DETRoadster is john's friend available?

[******]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Not a damn thing. Time management at its finest.

ok, sorry.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

update: cancelled my time with cupcake girl because i realized i havent showered since last morning (all nighter for my midterm) and it'd be around 9pm by the time i got ready

i need to go to the library to do some work and i also want to get laid, if only i had a crazy chick in my phone to combine both occasions... is this good time management?

DETRoadster is john's friend available?

9pm by the time you got ready? That's when I was just finishing work on campus and was wide awake hahaha.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

9pm by the time you got ready? That's when I was just finishing work on campus and was wide awake hahaha.

no no, that is a usual day for me too - except i barely started my homework by 9pm usually. im in class until 4-5pm, then meetings until 7-8, gotta eat and then library... im not having a particularly joyful life day by day

but no today i had a midterm 7-8.15pm, after pulling that allnighter i just needed a refresher - ended up at the library third wheeling my good buddy if anyone's wondering

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

It never is.

You'd be surprised gentlemen. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this chick is probably crazy hot and that most porn stars don't have shit on her in ability. I know these types very well.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

You need to smell more panties sir.

Come to think of I don't recall ever sniffing a pair myself.....which makes me wonder, why are they referred to as a pair of panties when there is only one?

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

It's like high school all over again.

That's when you know the sex is some next level shit!

Originally Posted by Herdalum

ok, sorry.

No need for apologies. She wants food immediately after the gym and I'm fan of her cleanliness. She showers while I make dinner after that i shower while she gets her things ready for work the next morning, then after there is plenty of time for other things......not to mention shower sex is where injuries occur, I can be patient not to end up in the ER again.