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      06-27-2016, 08:53 PM   #32297
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The savagery is real in Belgium!
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I dunno man... Not sure you or jtodd can mention the word leg humping without implicating yourselves...

It's not quite belgium level tho... He has perfected the art of leg humping... it's to levels that nobody has ever laid eyes on before... Almost online restraining order level
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I feel like your calculations are kind of off... Belgium is more like the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction... In other words, the shit that wiped out the dinosaurs...

Only a Pithecanthropus is able to know this !
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It was not savagery in Belgium ..
Last week we got kinda Apocalyse !
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She just looks so sad and vulnerable in the dark with her hood popped open like that.. I dunno how to feel.
It is sad. Especially since it is nice out and I want to drive it.
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I think I'm okay... One Belgium is enough for the World Wide Web...
It's one "Belgian" my friend .
And it's not faire because I'm the only one ..
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She just looks so sad and vulnerable in the dark with her hood popped open like that.. I dunno how to feel.
It is sad. Especially since it is nice out and I want to drive it.
I bet that stoner could get real lit and have her running in a jiffy.
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Anyone else just lay in bed after a shower and just enjoy how lovely they smell?


I really missed the Aqua Reef Old Spice shower gel. Had to go to the hood and fight ghetto hood dudes in Walmart for this.
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Man you don't know what to do with yourself.
Seriously. I need to stop with this car.
Yeah maybe but it's only a couple months old. I'm still getting used to it. I panicked just attempting to launch it. I'd rather go to a safer event.
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Yeah maybe but it's only a couple months old. I'm still getting used to it. I panicked just attempting to launch it. I'd rather go to a safer event.
Like a car meet!
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Yeah maybe but it's only a couple months old. I'm still getting used to it. I panicked just attempting to launch it. I'd rather go to a safer event.
Like a car meet!
But I don't have a mustang.
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But I don't have a mustang.
Well, you certainly care for the well-being of others and have a regard for human life. So I guess you bought the right car.
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But I don't have a mustang.
Well, you certainly care for the well-being of others and have a regard for human life. So I guess you bought the right car.
Just watched Chris Harris flog the M2 on TG....he seemed to like it
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Why do you keep pushing the stoner girl on me!?
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Yeah maybe but it's only a couple months old. I'm still getting used to it. I panicked just attempting to launch it. I'd rather go to a safer event.
There's no event that's safer than a PCA event! Do it!
Idk I'm bored.
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Yeah maybe but it's only a couple months old. I'm still getting used to it. I panicked just attempting to launch it. I'd rather go to a safer event.
Like a car meet!
But I don't have a mustang.
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Like. What the actual fuck. And Old Spice? Really?
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Like. What the actual fuck. And Old Spice? Really?
Old Spice bruh. Haven't you heard it's the black thing to do? [IMG]https://media.giphy.com/media/zrcH6qNGE4rG8/giphy.gif[/IMG]
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Like. What the actual fuck. And Old Spice? Really?
I laughed so hard when I read that! I can't.
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