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      11-28-2015, 09:08 AM   #16897
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I used to mack hard on aol instant messenger...., the lesbian group chat things were great. I wonder how many of them were men...,


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      11-28-2015, 09:09 AM   #16898
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Some of the noobs are so annoying but at the same time, i try to help because I remember joining a couple years ago and knowing nothing about BMWs and how to use a forum. I didn't know which sections to post in, how to quote, etc. Now look at me!
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      11-28-2015, 10:40 AM   #16899
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      11-28-2015, 10:44 AM   #16900
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      11-28-2015, 11:30 AM   #16901
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      11-28-2015, 12:47 PM   #16902
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I almost fell asleep watching Nebraska vs COCKEye game. So I went to Starbucks to watch it on my tablet. 3 cups of coffee got me awake. Worked out well.
You look much younger than I imagined. Maybe the internet takes off 15 years?
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      11-28-2015, 12:54 PM   #16903
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You look much younger than I imagined. Maybe the internet takes off 15 years?
So I'd be like..., 10 years old? Y'all are sick perverts.



Damnit, I mean "You all".
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      11-28-2015, 01:09 PM   #16904
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So I'd be like..., 10 years old? Y'all are sick perverts.



Damnit, I mean "You all".
I feel cheated now.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-28-2015, 01:15 PM   #16905
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I feel cheated now.
Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
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      11-28-2015, 01:18 PM   #16906
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I feel cheated now.
Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
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      11-28-2015, 01:37 PM   #16907
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Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
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      11-28-2015, 01:39 PM   #16908
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Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
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Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
Just let me know if you want it evaluated.
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      11-28-2015, 01:54 PM   #16910
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Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
I can send you some
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      11-28-2015, 01:58 PM   #16911
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Nah son. Maybe for you elders. My camera is too new to distort things so generously.

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Or subtracts 30 lbs, depending what picture their uisng for their profile pic
Tiered of looking at people's pictures from Mexico back from 2003
Me too. It's all about that 2015 status.
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Well, technically he said it, so it only applies to him.


You're still a perfectly normal woman for checking out my assets.
Remember - the Internet add 10 lbs of booty....
I wish!
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You'll be the first to know.
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      11-28-2015, 02:24 PM   #16914
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I wish!
Your personality makes up for it.
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      11-28-2015, 02:25 PM   #16915
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I wish!
Your personality makes up for it.
Hahaha!!! Awwww thanks!
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      11-28-2015, 02:34 PM   #16916
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Well in that case I'd have a 10lb booty.
Just let me know if you want it evaluated.
I thought some one already did....and I was a distant 3rd...
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Got together a group of dudes from gym to go out tonight. Should be real brofest.
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