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      08-11-2021, 03:09 PM   #10561
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Sounds more like mating than dating.

I’ve old married man envy, that is all. Carry on.
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What am I doing? See that pool right there? I’m 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. That’s Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. That’s what I’m doing’, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?
No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!
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      08-11-2021, 03:32 PM   #10563
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Wtf are you doing?
Why are you so concerned about what I saw or do? You need to get a life, before I nickname you Karen!
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No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!
That gives Rocket Man a whole new visual
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      08-11-2021, 03:33 PM   #10565
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What am I doing? See that pool right there? I’m 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. That’s Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. That’s what I’m doing’, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?
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No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!
I have 12 cars 10 years old or older. The BMW is the least expensive one of my older cars. I use the BMW for going places that I wouldn’t take my expensive stuff. Because a few months ago, one of my expensive cars got keyed in The Valley, by some homeless chick. $22,000 worth of damage.
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I have 12 cars 10 years old or older. The BMW is the least expensive one of my older cars. I use the BMW for going places that I wouldn’t take my expensive stuff. Because a few months ago, one of my expensive cars got keyed in The Valley, by some homeless chick. $22,000 worth of damage.
Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.
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Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.
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Wtf are you doing?
Why are you so concerned about what I saw or do? You need to get a life, before I nickname you Karen!
So let me explain for those that don't have the ability to use all their frontal cortex.

Wtf are you doing with your stupid comments. Not what the fuck are you doing in your personal life. Nobody wants to listen to your tall tales, Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.
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Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.
Some people just get pissed off at other people if they have expensive stuff. It’s becoming more of a problem in Southern California.
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Some people just get pissed off at other people if they have expensive stuff. It’s becoming more of a problem in Southern California.
Word. Mo' money, Mo' problems.
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Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.
Do you have a problem with that fact? Are you jealous, because at 55 I’m still able to compete at a pro level, instead of being some fat ass? Is that something I’m not supposed to do?
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      08-11-2021, 03:55 PM   #10573
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Word. Mo' money, Mo' problems.
Yeah, I get that, more than you know.
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      08-11-2021, 03:57 PM   #10574
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Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.
Do you have a problem with that fact? Are you jealous, because at 55 I’m still able to compete at a pro level, instead of being some fat ass? Is that something I’m not supposed to do?
Yep you nailed it. Fuck I am so sorry I didn't recognize greatness and just dwelling away in my mediocrity and flab. And you're right - so envious of your young women lounging around the pool, the gorgeous rottie and the luscious hills ripe for hiking and mountain biking.

One day maybe I will be so fortunate as you. Carry on, Cyn. I can only live vicariously through your eyes and only hope to one day meet your level of success!!
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Pics or it didn't happen
I'm gonna have to agree with this one. He's been posting this very same pic at least a few times now.
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      08-11-2021, 04:02 PM   #10576
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So let me explain for those that don't have the ability to use all their frontal cortex.

Wtf are you doing with your stupid comments. Not what the fuck are you doing in your personal life. Nobody wants to listen to your tall tales, Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.
But, it’s perfectly fine for you to make a bunch of stupid comments. At least mine were on topic. Nobody wants to listen? You seem to be spending all day reading and responding to my comments. You’d think I was a damn reality show or something. Again, you need to get your own life. My motto is, “make it a fun one”.
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Yep you nailed it. Fuck I am so sorry I didn't recognize greatness and just dwelling away in my mediocrity and flab. And you're right - so envious of your young women lounging around the pool, the gorgeous rottie and the luscious hills ripe for hiking and mountain biking.

One day maybe I will be so fortunate as you. Carry on, Cyn. I can only live vicariously through your eyes and only hope to one day meet your level of success!!
Dude, you got some anger issues! I’m done with you!
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Am I allowed to post X rated stuff here? Somehow, I don’t think so.
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You don't have to post X rated photos, but at least of the people you refer to.
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A part of me hoped that it was just a troll job. It's too textbook where you just don't want to believe another human being functions this way. That or it's a young kid but nah, he's sticking with the old man story. At this point it's almost inhumane to continue.
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You don't have to post X rated photos, but at least of the people you refer to.
Yeah, I draw the line there. I don’t even like posting a picture of myself.
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A part of me hoped that it was just a troll job. It's too textbook where you just don't want to believe another human being functions this way. That or it's a young kid but nah, he's sticking with the old man story. At this point it's almost inhumane to continue.
But yet, you keep reading my posts.
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