LOL Pic Thread #2 (NO POLITICS)

hubbahubba · 09-05-2023, 10:44 AM

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KRS_SN · 09-05-2023, 10:48 AM

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sygazelle · 09-05-2023, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

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That's cuckoo!

I'd caption this with: "What time is it? It's Howdy Doody time!"

JMcLellan · 09-05-2023, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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I do like pineapple on pizza. However, I am technically not the one putting it on there (that's the pizza place people to do) so this protocol would not apply to me

2000cs · 09-05-2023, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

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I suppose she says, “Any cock will do” instead of Cock-a-doodle-do

Lady Jane · 09-05-2023, 06:06 PM

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kscarrol · 09-05-2023, 06:21 PM

^ My kind of hiking! Going to need to swap that gin for some rum to get Murf the Surf to come along…

Esteban · 09-05-2023, 06:57 PM

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Pauly Wauly · 09-05-2023, 07:06 PM

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm the owner of the place made a bold proposal.

Whoever dares to jump in and swim to the shore and survive I'll give you one million dollars. No one dared to move.

Suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam and made it to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
The owner announced. We have a brave winner.

After the man collected his reward and he and his wife returned to the hotel.
Upon arrival the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump.
To which the man replied; I didn't jump someone pushed me. His wife smiled.

The moral of the story is: Behind every successful man there's a woman who pushes him

JJ 911SC · 09-05-2023, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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For those that their curiosity was peaked... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger%27s_cat

hubbahubba · 09-05-2023, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

For those that their curiosity was peaked... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger%27s_cat

That's some high brow humor, Esteban!

Thanks, JJ. Mine was!

Esteban · 09-05-2023, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by hubbahubba

That's some high brow humor, Esteban

Lady Jane · 09-06-2023, 07:34 AM

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Murf the Surf · 09-06-2023, 10:15 AM

Pew Pew

Esteban · 09-06-2023, 11:21 AM

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Lady Jane · 09-06-2023, 11:48 AM

Good enough for me...

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Murf the Surf · 09-06-2023, 12:43 PM

I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in the picture. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said. “We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

kscarrol · 09-06-2023, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in the picture. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said. “We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

I knew this was BS as soon as I read Murf saw this mailbox on his way to work. The old bastard is retired!

Alfisti · 09-06-2023, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in the picture. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said. “We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

See, in Australia we know what's lurking in there and it's not a good thing. Approach with stick or tongs only, no hands or you'll be in ER in no time.

Esteban · 09-06-2023, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfisti

See, in Australia we know what's lurking in there and it's not a good thing. Approach with stick or tongs only, no hands or you'll be in ER in no time.

Maybe something like one of these?

Alfisti · 09-06-2023, 02:42 PM

TBH Red Backs (cousin of the black widow) don't really spook us. I mean we know not to get bit but they are small and very passive, without much of a temper.

It's this SOB that worries us because bite first, ask questions later and now you're in an ambulance. Though they are unlikely to be in a letter box because way, way too dry, they like moist.

Esteban · 09-06-2023, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfisti

TBH Red Backs (cousin of the black widow) don't really spook us. I mean we know not to get bit but they are small and very passive, without much of a temper.

It's this SOB that worries us because bite first, ask questions later and now you're in an ambulance. Though they are unlikely to be in a letter box because way, way too dry, they like moist.

Some nasty fangs on that beast. So bad tempered as well as deadly, huh?

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09-05-2023, 07:06 PM	#3001
Pauly Wauly Private 2282 Rep 64 Posts Drives: BMW 560X Join Date: Jul 2023 Location: Medes N. iTrader: (0)	When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm the owner of the place made a bold proposal. Whoever dares to jump in and swim to the shore and survive I'll give you one million dollars. No one dared to move. Suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam and made it to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles. The owner announced. We have a brave winner. After the man collected his reward and he and his wife returned to the hotel. Upon arrival the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump. To which the man replied; I didn't jump someone pushed me. His wife smiled. The moral of the story is: Behind every successful man there's a woman who pushes him __________________ Karma is real!!!....You keep doing people dirty and being a complete asshole and think God is going to bless you. It may not be today, or tomorrow, or next week, but what goes around comes back around. And when that bitch comes for you it`ll be tenfold!
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09-06-2023, 12:43 PM	#3009
Murf the Surf Lieutenant 19061 Rep 569 Posts Drives: Porsche 993 Join Date: Mar 2022 Location: Dog Lake, South Frontenac, Ontario Canada iTrader: (0)	I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in the picture. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said. “We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.” Attached Images
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09-06-2023, 02:42 PM	#3013
Alfisti Brigadier General 6519 Rep 3,032 Posts Drives: 2008 Saab 9-3 Combi Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0)	TBH Red Backs (cousin of the black widow) don't really spook us. I mean we know not to get bit but they are small and very passive, without much of a temper. It's this SOB that worries us because bite first, ask questions later and now you're in an ambulance. Though they are unlikely to be in a letter box because way, way too dry, they like moist.
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