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      11-20-2018, 03:27 PM   #2135
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I've yet to try trimming my legs entirely... figured it'd look weird.

Guess that could be a second preferences question already answered by Biorin.

So you shave your armpits too?
Armpits and legs. I usually use a #3 gaurd. It doesn't look like it's been shaved but keeps it from getting out of control.
I'm not too hairy anyway... some guys have hairy chests and backs, not my case... so not much to "control"...

Reason I asked about the preferences is because I heard once that full shaved could hurt the labia, as the hair starts growing, getting raspy. Only heard it once from one person though so not sure if she shared that mindset with someone else
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      11-20-2018, 03:27 PM   #2136
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@Biorin resurrection time for these clueless boys.
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Although I look fondly upon my memories of being asked about periods and dick size. Unrelated.
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I really didn't think you meant that you took it to that level. Lord of the Manscape shall not be declined.
Lord of the Manscape I can handle. Resident Manscaper I will not abide. As for taking it to that level, nothing wrong with a guy who takes care of himself. I would imagine that women would appreciate this more than really hairy guy with a baby smooth nether region, just something wrong about all that.
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I'm not too hairy anyway... some guys have hairy chests and backs, not my case... so not much to "control"...

Reason I asked about the preferences is because I heard once that full shaved could hurt the labia, as the hair starts growing, getting raspy. Only heard it once from one person though so not sure if she shared that mindset with someone else
The trick is to keep it shaved. There are a ton of tricks to this. I have also heard complaints that once the hair starts to grow back it can be irritating to the labia.
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      11-20-2018, 03:32 PM   #2139
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I really didn't think you meant that you took it to that level. Lord of the Manscape shall not be declined.
Lord of the Manscape I can handle. Resident Manscaper I will not abide. As for taking it to that level, nothing wrong with a guy who takes care of himself. I would imagine that women would appreciate this more than really hairy guy with a baby smooth nether region, just something wrong about all that.
Resident Manscaper it is. I don't think much about the rest of body hair usually, unless you're a complete gorilla. I have yet to date one of those though.

I recently discovered a friend of mine has no chest hair, save for thick discs of hair around his nipples and a happy bush (versus happy trail). We are at a loss as for how to address the nipple hair.
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Resident Manscaper it is. I don't think much about the rest of body hair usually, unless you're a complete gorilla. I have yet to date one of those though.

I recently discovered a friend of mine has no chest hair, save for thick discs of hair around his nipples and a happy bush (versus happy trail). We are at a loss as for how to address the nipple hair.
Nipple hair needs to be the same length as the rest of the hair on the chest, end of story. No hair shall infiltrate the areola period. If the only hair on his chest is around his nipples then it needs to be waxed.

I won't lie, I'm a little disturbed about the mental image I have of no chest hair but only nipple hair rings.
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Resident Manscaper it is. I don't think much about the rest of body hair usually, unless you're a complete gorilla. I have yet to date one of those though.

I recently discovered a friend of mine has no chest hair, save for thick discs of hair around his nipples and a happy bush (versus happy trail). We are at a loss as for how to address the nipple hair.
Nipple hair needs to be the same length as the rest of the hair on the chest, end of story. No hair shall infiltrate the areola period. If the only hair on his chest is around his nipples then it needs to be waxed.

I won't lie, I'm a little disturbed about the mental image I have of no chest hair but only nipple hair rings.
Hey upstatedoc will be mad at you for dissing his Danyell this way
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I recently discovered a friend of mine has no chest hair, save for thick discs of hair around his nipples and a happy bush (versus happy trail). We are at a loss as for how to address the nipple hair.
Tell him to pluck them one by one when he's bored watching TV.
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"I'm an environmentalist"

I read "I am a feminist".

The funny thing is these bitches complaining they're single...
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She did a nice save at the end lol.
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When my ex wife and I first got together, she was adorable, very attractive, 110 pounds, funny, intelligent and she came with the biggest panty hamster I had ever seen. She saw the look on my face when I came face to face with Minge-y and it never looked like that again. Thank goodness she could read my reaction and we didn't need to have the talk. I'm not a beat box master and have no intention of ever becoming one. General rule of thumb, if someone's mouth is going to be anywhere on your body, make DAMN sure it's hair free.
whats wrong with eating and flossing
its good for you lol
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She did a nice save at the end lol.
Right, she tried to "save it" twice in a 2 minute exchange.

The save was as nice as this:

- I'm going to get my nails done
- I think it's just a waste of time for girls to have nails done, plus the chemicals in the polish are carcinogenic.
- But I think you feeling good about yourself with nails done is great!
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Right, she tried to "save it" twice in a 2 minute exchange.

The save was as nice as this:

- I'm going to get my nails done
- I think it's just a waste of time for girls to have nails done, plus the chemicals in the polish are carcinogenic.
- But I think you feeling good about yourself with nails done is great!
I mean it's hard to tell, depends on if she is a really sarcastic person.
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whats wrong with eating and flossing
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What I saw was "Blah, Blah, Blah....I'm an insufferable bitch." Jesus man....

In no way am I telling you what you should do here but conversations like this with me end up being deleted and never to be communicated with again.
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Right, she tried to "save it" twice in a 2 minute exchange.

The save was as nice as this:

- I'm going to get my nails done
- I think it's just a waste of time for girls to have nails done, plus the chemicals in the polish are carcinogenic.
- But I think you feeling good about yourself with nails done is great!
I mean it's hard to tell, depends on if she is a really sarcastic person.
she definitely lacks the human skills to be sarcastic lmao

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What I saw was "Blah, Blah, Blah....I'm an insufferable bitch." Jesus man....

In no way am I telling you what you should do here but conversations like this with me end up being deleted and never to be communicated with again.
i dont delete convos but the second part i agree with. i like cars, regardless of who the other person is thats not going to change. with this its more of a respect issue, of course not everyone has to like cars but if you cant respect me liking them and give me shit like this it is on to the next one...
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My immediate reaction is to bang her in the car and leave it running. Also you can get her in bed and while in mid stroke ask her if she knows how much non renewable energy goes into making EV cars.
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My immediate reaction is to bang her in the car and leave it running. Also you can get her in bed and while in mid stroke ask her if she knows how much non renewable energy goes into making EV cars.
this is apparently true, the electricity you'd put in MN makes a tesla more pollutant and worse for the environment than just driving a normal car

AND - its not like she drives a prius lmao she has a 03' accord with the V6...
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this is apparently true, the electricity you'd put in MN makes a tesla more pollutant and worse for the environment than just driving a normal car

AND - its not like she drives a prius lmao she has a 03' accord with the V6...
LMAO The accord V6 is harder to find. Most are the 2.4L.
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this is apparently true, the electricity you'd put in MN makes a tesla more pollutant and worse for the environment than just driving a normal car

AND - its not like she drives a prius lmao she has a 03' accord with the V6...
Hahaha even the fanatics aren't true to their criticism.
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i was expecting more from you guys!!!!
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