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      08-06-2020, 11:22 AM   #6997
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wait till you meet a young one with shirt skirt and crop top. and she ask you to grab her waist and u take her socks off
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      08-08-2020, 04:24 AM   #6998
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keep using tinder and sex friend apps and u end up like him!
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That IS Pickle, or 213 waiting to pick up Pickle.
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keep using tinder and sex friend apps and u end up like him!
What's wrong with his head
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      08-08-2020, 05:03 PM   #7003
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dinosaur man with 10 phones.
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      08-08-2020, 07:39 PM   #7004
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What's wrong with his head
You're asking 213 what's wrong with his head?!?!? I'm not a doctor, psychiatrist, or a pharmacology expert, but I'd say that he was probably dropped on his head as a baby.....
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What's wrong with his head
You're asking 213 what's wrong with his head?!?!? I'm not a doctor, psychiatrist, or a pharmacology expert, but I'd say that he was probably dropped on his head as a baby.....
That seems kind of rude.
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sooooo?
I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill
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sooooo?
I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill
Get off my fucking lawn !
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I know better than to wear boomer white new balances
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I wear New Balance 990. Now i know why older people wear them. Its so comfy and chill
Get off my fucking lawn !
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      08-10-2020, 04:27 AM   #7010
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
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      08-10-2020, 06:41 AM   #7011
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
I'm at a loss for words lol. Sounds like he needs a good smack upside the head, Admitting to believing the earth is flat screams "I'm an idiot" lol, good luck in his search I guess.
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      08-10-2020, 06:46 AM   #7012
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I'm at a loss for words lol. Sounds like he needs a good smack upside the head, Admitting to believing the earth is flat screams "I'm an idiot" lol, good luck in his search I guess.
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There's the reason he isn't getting any dates.

I've been on a few dates with chicks I met online who were really attractive, nice, etc, and then they bring up something really weird that is completely out of nowhere and I think "yep, this is why they are on here".
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I know better than to wear boomer white new balances
You can only buy a pair of those after you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. Once that goal has been achieved you can go and buy the white new balances.
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I know better than to wear boomer white new balances
Hey now! Don't hate on the white NB's. I don't know for certain because I haven't entered that particular age demographic just yet, but I'm pretty sure if you buy a lawnmower and a gas grill on the same day, you wake the next morning to find that you have been visited by the boomer fairy. I hear that the boomer fairy upgrades your wardrobe by gifting white NB's and your conversation starters suddenly become things like "It sure it hot out",
"We need more rain", "My tomato plants aren't looking so great" and my all time favorites "I can remember when" and "Back in my day."

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dinosaur man with 10 phones.
I didn't realize that what he was holding was the equivalent to a smart phone trapper keeper. First question is why, then it hit me. Either his dating app game is on another level or he's a drug kingpin.....but hey it's 2020; it's more likely that he bought them all to play Pokemon Go.

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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
Man he'll find tons of women on Flatearth singles. None of them will be worth a damn, but there will be plenty of them to choose from to not have sex with.
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You can only buy a pair of those after you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. Once that goal has been achieved you can go and buy the white new balances.
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
He needs to find some smarter woman. He's not wrong!
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one more day until my flight
That must be some mean p**sy. Could probably make a man change religion. If you threw her vagina in the air it would probably turn into sunshine.

Have a safe flight and have fun!
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