[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

You guys are unbelievable! I’m 56 years old. I’ve done a lot more in my life than race motorcycles.

Honestly, if any of this was true then its actually more pathetic than if you were just some 16 year old coopting someone elses life.

The idea that youre a 56 year old guy who was an elite sniper who sex-charmed tangos in Jordan but then came back to be a pro motorcross racer and now are a multi-millionaire who is balls deep in multiple 20-somethings and yet youre still rocking a 10 year old 3 series and writing WALLS of text to justify/impress on a forum is, frankly, sad as fuck.

Youre either a stolen ladder or just a pathetic old dude.

[Dino GT]

[Cyn-BMW]

Show me where I haven’t been a pleasure. And, I’ve posted pictures of one of my motorcycles and at least three of my cars. And even a watch while I was in the car to prove, it’s me. Here’s the same watch in my new Defender. You guys seriously have way too much time on your hands. I’m not surprised why most of you are single and are here learning about dating. And, I don’t want everyone knowing exactly who I am, there’s to many creeps out there. So, you won’t be getting any more than this. Please excuse the upside down picture.

[nyalpine90]

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm going to take this to mean that you consider me to be a gentleman since that is a related term of a knight.

I'm a scholar too. Just FYI.

A gentleman and a scholar.

I don't think gentlemanly or scholarly are two words I would use to describe you.

Dramatic and bi-polar, yes. Gentlemanly, most definitely not lol

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Show me where I haven’t been a pleasure. And, I’ve posted pictures of one of my motorcycles and at least three of my cars. And even a watch while I was in the car to prove, it’s me. Here’s the same watch in my new Defender. You guys seriously have way too much time on your hands. I’m not surprised why most of you are single and are here learning about dating. And, I don’t want everyone knowing exactly who I am, there’s to many creeps out there. So, you won’t be getting any more than this. Please excuse the upside down picture.

100% did not think it would be the index finger that was extended in that pic. Little disappointed honestly.

Originally Posted by shoei

I don't think gentlemanly or scholarly are two words I would use to describe you.

Dramatic and bi-polar, yes. Gentlemanly, most definitely not lol

Well....clearly you haven't spent enough time thinking about me then if *those* are the two words you came up with!

And here I thought I was living rent free in your head. Right next to ASBSECU E93 actually. Neighbours if you will.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

100% did not think it would be the index finger that was extended in that pic. Little disappointed honestly.



Well....clearly you haven't spent enough time thinking about me then if *those* are the two words you came up with!

And here I thought I was living rent free in your head. Right next to ASBSECU E93 actually. Neighbours if you will.

I thought about that. But, contrary to popular belief, I am a good person. I’m not here to make people mad at me. That stuff can be saved for the race track. At least it wasn’t my pinky sticking out!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The Rotty by the pool is a favoured pic of his to use it appears.

He also uses it as his profile pic on another forum he is on, did a few searches on him a month ago. Goes by Canyon 701SM on that forum.

Linky:
https://thumpertalk.com/profile/189276-canyon-701sm/

Sir, I am impressed. Well done.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Honestly, if any of this was true then its actually more pathetic than if you were just some 16 year old coopting someone elses life.

The idea that youre a 56 year old guy who was an elite sniper who sex-charmed tangos in Jordan but then came back to be a pro motorcross racer and now are a multi-millionaire who is balls deep in multiple 20-somethings and yet youre still rocking a 10 year old 3 series and writing WALLS of text to justify/impress on a forum is, frankly, sad as fuck.

Youre either a stolen ladder or just a pathetic old dude.

I’m pretty sure I explained the BMW, if you look many pages back. The BMW has it’s purpose. I originally came here to learn more about it. And it’s one of many cars that I own. And, who are you to judge my life or what I do? I woke up with two naked girls this morning, I don’t have to go slave at a job and as soon as it warms up, I’ll go hit the canyons on my Supermoto. And, that’s only half the day. And stop posting while you’re at work. You’re wasting time and someone’s money. Get back to work! I think I’ll remain, “sad as fuck”. As long as that’s ok with you.

[///d]

Originally Posted by Dino GT

Ho.lee.fuck

It all makes sense now!

[ryan stewart]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m pretty sure I explained the BMW, if you look many pages back. The BMW has it’s purpose. I originally came here to learn more about it. And it’s one of many cars that I own. And, who are you to judge my life or what I do? I woke up with two naked girls this morning, I don’t have to go slave at a job and as soon as it warms up, I’ll go hit the canyons on my Supermoto. And, that’s only half the day. And stop posting while you’re at work. You’re wasting time and someone’s money. Get back to work! I think I’ll remain, “sad as fuck”. As long as that’s ok with you.

You "my watch and my range" picture is even more pathetic. Honestly like said, if all of this shit is true your ego must be a withered husk. I also like the "Im being secretive because of creeps" but here is my entire backstory, house, car collection and a story about how my girlfriend likes my new prostitute.

Im maybe upper middle and you all could say I live in a trailer in western Kansas for all I care, youre just words on a screen for entertainment during boring meetings (well, OT, I do show and tell on the other forums). But you, the effort you have put into impressing us, its pathetic. You might be a 56 year james bond baller but you have the fragile ego and intellectual maturity of a 14 year old, it certainty doesnt make me envy you.

All the real ballers Ive known are low key as hell and dont floss shit. Ive met them through racing/business and you can only tell by their rigs or when you eventually get invited to hang at their house. They sure as hell arent flexing for the gram. Youre more like that Hard Rock Nick guy.

But hey, youre my meeting entertainment, so keep on keeping on.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

You "my watch and my range" picture is even more pathetic. Honestly like said, if all of this shit is true your ego must be a withered husk.

Im maybe upper middle and you all could say I live in a trailer in western kansas for all I care, youre just words on a screen for entertainment during boring meetings (well, OT, I do show and tell on the other forums). But you, the effort you have put into impressing us, its pathetic.

You might be a 56 year james bond baller but you have the fragile ego and intellectual maturity of a 14 year old, it certainty doesnt make me envy you.

The only reason I’ve posted anything is because people don’t believe and have asked for pictures. And thank you very much. But, I’ll remain pathetic! You do you and I’ll do me. I hope that’s OK with you, without getting your panties in a jam!

[ryan stewart]

LOL that life story wall of text you posted back, you are fucking INVESTED in us. I love it actually, its fun.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

LOL that life story wall of text you posted back, you are fucking INVESTED in us. I love it actually, its fun.

See, there’s a nice guy! Thank you. Although, as far as investment goes, it might be the other way around. It is kinda fun. One of my many faults is, I just love it when people get pissed at me, but have no right to be pissed. For some sick reason, it just makes me smile. I think I developed that on the racetrack, where people become completely different. Some day I’ll tell you all about the woman MX pro, Mercedes Gonzalez. Maybe I’ll share my Heather Locklear Incident, one day. But, I have to go now. Don’t you all get your panties in a bind now!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///d

Ho.lee.fuck

It all makes sense now!

I thought the same....but why waste time here. Surely Dan has other things to do. Dan is 16 years his younger though.

[nyalpine90]

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Did I miss titties?

[Finn Germai-Yaz]

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

Your arms aren't long enough to measure my e-penor, so better get the tape and start walking, I'll let you know when to stop.

But just like online dating, results IRL may vary by 30-50 lbs.

See? See how I managed to bring this thread back on topic? *pats self on back in a self congratulatory manner*

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

Welcome to Bimmerpost

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

I thought the game was played by measuring our own, then bragging about the lie we post. I mean, this is the internet isn't it? Are the past few pages not an indicator of this?

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I thought the game was played by measuring our own, then bragging about the lie we post. I mean, this is the internet isn't it? Are the past few pages not an indicator of this?

No one lies here, remember? On that note, I am 17 inches with the girth of an adult Elephant. Honest.