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      01-14-2011, 12:39 PM   #661
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Wow! I just read every damn post. In the beginning, the synopsis seemed believable and I had a great quote to help the OP get over his fear.....

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky.

But after reading the OP's post from BKK, it seems like this is total BS, especially with the lack of a photo. OP, just man up and post up a pic or come forward and admit to writing one of the better pieces of fiction on this site.
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      01-17-2011, 07:08 PM   #662
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      01-18-2011, 03:09 AM   #663
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He probably slept with a lady boy. haha.. You sure it's a girl OP?

BTW, hit up Bangla Rd. when you get to Phuket and go to that Ping Pong show. LOL. If you want Russians, head to Mulan Rouge.
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      01-18-2011, 08:13 AM   #664
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FUCKING WORST THREAD EVER!!!

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      01-21-2011, 03:27 PM   #665
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chelsea called me around 4am bkk time so 4pm eastern and i was sleeping at a girls house i met at the club and she answered my phone. i fucking snatched that shit after she said hello and i haven't spoken to her yet.

after thinking about it all day today, fuck it. im having a fucking blast on my trip. ive been going out 6 days of the week, smoking weed with my friend, girls and we having a blast and letting loose (nasty shit going down here ).
I promised myself not to post, but now I can't resist any longer.

You know these personality tests they sometimes do when you apply for a job etc?
They give indicators as to what type of person you are and also reveals inconsistencies in your answers.

What I make of this thread is a long list of inconsistent claims that go in directly opposite directions as to personality e.g. hooking up with girls in the club and smokin weed, but dare not speak to a girl at the gym that already showed interest.

If you wanted her that much, that you didn't dare approach her, and then leave her for a couple of months to go f*ck any and every thing you meet on your journey, that's just messed up (and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you're actually not a psychopath).

Probability of this shit actually being 100% true is like 0 but I will give you credit for keeping the story close to believeable and still interesting.

Now go do something irl.
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      01-21-2011, 03:37 PM   #666
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I know OP. Met girl. Shit is real. Shes cute.

As for the above post, I'll walk up to any slut a in a club and ask her what she tastes like. But a girl at a gym that I go to on a daily basis? Thats a delicate situation. Cant just firestorm that shit. Didn't anybody ever teach you not to shit where you eat?
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      01-21-2011, 05:19 PM   #667
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OP has been in contact with me asking me things, so it is probably true.
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I find this thread amusing. A bunch of people randomly assume things are bs so everyone else just jumped on the bandwagon because it was the cool thing to do. Mostly because the guy didn't want to post any pics.

Now Jaykay says he has met the chick so it leaves a bunch of you guys looking jelly and bitter with foot stuck in your mouths.
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what are some good conv. starters at the gym?
Say this, "There is one possession I take with me from this place. Tonight when I stand before God--and bow low to him, so that my forehead brushes his footstool, the firmament--I will stand again and proudly show Him that one pure possession--which I have never ceased to cherish or to share with all."
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Say this, "There is one possession I take with me from this place. Tonight when I stand before God--and bow low to him, so that my forehead brushes his footstool, the firmament--I will stand again and proudly show Him that one pure possession--which I have never ceased to cherish or to share with all."
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I find this thread amusing. A bunch of people randomly assume things are bs so everyone else just jumped on the bandwagon because it was the cool thing to do. Mostly because the guy didn't want to post any pics.

Now Jaykay says he has met the chick so it leaves a bunch of you guys looking jelly and bitter with foot stuck in your mouths.
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      01-22-2011, 04:06 PM   #672
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Sounds jelly.

Anywho, turns out theres a video of that girl that he posted stripping. Shes hawt.
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      01-22-2011, 04:27 PM   #673
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Where might this video be located?
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Where might this video be located?
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I find this thread amusing. A bunch of people randomly assume things are bs so everyone else just jumped on the bandwagon because it was the cool thing to do. Mostly because the guy didn't want to post any pics.

Now Jaykay says he has met the chick so it leaves a bunch of you guys looking jelly and bitter with foot stuck in your mouths.
Someone said he had seen her some ten pages back. I'm not arguing that there isn't a girl.

I'm saying that I don't believe that "shit" goes down the way OP portraits it.
Did I dumb it down enough?

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guy see's girl in gym he likes
guy comes on e90 for advice
girl stocks guy until he has no choice but to say something
guy hangs out with chick
guy another day gets text late at night to hang, doesnt bang
guy goes to gym after bad day and she is there getting flirted with
guy ingnores her, and now could of possibly put his dick in the garbage disposal
I made it to page 11. Saw pic of someone that looks like her.
Any updates to this Cliffs?
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      01-23-2011, 10:56 PM   #677
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Where might this video be located?
there was vid??? totally missed it.
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      01-24-2011, 12:27 AM   #678
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Someone said he had seen her some ten pages back. I'm not arguing that there isn't a girl.

I'm saying that I don't believe that "shit" goes down the way OP portraits it.
Did I dumb it down enough?
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Someone said he had seen her some ten pages back. I'm not arguing that there isn't a girl.

I'm saying that I don't believe that "shit" goes down the way OP portraits it.
Did I dumb it down enough?
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      01-24-2011, 01:27 PM   #680
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Why won't this thread die.. I don't get it. I am half willing to get an account banned just to make sure this piece of shit thread gets closed.
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      01-24-2011, 01:41 PM   #681
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Why won't this thread die.. I don't get it. I am half willing to get an account banned just to make sure this piece of shit thread gets closed.
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      01-24-2011, 02:34 PM   #682
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Just unoriginal.. really you didn't have something better to do? This thread needs to die.. and you gave it one last fucking bump for old time sake...

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