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      05-26-2022, 03:24 AM   #13069
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I have been shooting blanks since 2017 and paid $490 for the procedure here in the US. It has more than paid for itself whenever women have tried to "oops" me.
If this is true...that's nuts!
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      05-26-2022, 01:30 PM   #13070
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I have been shooting blanks since 2017 and paid $490 for the procedure here in the US. It has more than paid for itself whenever women have tried to "oops" me.
If this is true...that's nuts!
It's true. I've had two try it since my procedure in 2008. One in particular was quite adamant following our entanglement in 2012 and even stated, "I read online that you can still get someone pregnant after a vasectomy."……to which I replied, "Yeah, maybe the first 30 days following the procedure while you may still have some motile sperm in your semen, but not 4 years later Jeni (that was her name). I've been clinically sterile since 2008. Nice try! You might want to hit up the other dude you had sex with because if you are pregnant, it's probably his." She was offended, but later reneged on her allegation after getting her period and speaking to her doctor about what caused the delay. Silliness!
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      05-26-2022, 01:50 PM   #13071
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Dunno if Id call that an "oops" accusation unless she was lying and saying she was taking birth control.

She was just someone who was too quick to jump there with a missed period, which literally every girl Ive ever dated is familiar with.
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It's true. I've had two try it since my procedure in 2008. One in particular was quite adamant following our entanglement in 2012 and even stated, "I read online that you can still get someone pregnant after a vasectomy."……to which I replied, "Yeah, maybe the first 30 days following the procedure while you may still have some motile sperm in your semen, but not 4 years later Jeni (that was her name). I've been clinically sterile since 2008. Nice try! You might want to hit up the other dude you had sex with because if you are pregnant, it's probably his." She was offended, but later reneged on her allegation after getting her period and speaking to her doctor about what caused the delay. Silliness!
That's less insane though - it's fair to assume she's somehow pregnant if her period didn't show on time, and maybe just maybe it could be yours eve though you say you're sterile. She may not have been sleeping with anyone else.

The other way is sleeping with multiple dudes, presumably unprotected, then picking one and trying to snare them when she did get pregnant. Or worse; going and deliberately getting pregnant by some other guy specifically to snare you with - that would be really insane!
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Dunno if Id call that an "oops" accusation unless she was lying and saying she was taking birth control.

She was just someone who was too quick to jump there with a missed period, which literally every girl Ive ever dated is familiar with.
This.
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The other way is sleeping with multiple dudes, presumably unprotected, then picking one and trying to snare them when she did get pregnant. Or worse; going and deliberately getting pregnant by some other guy specifically to snare you with - that would be really insane!
I have had that happen to me multiple times. Women tried to pin the baby on me as I was able to provide more than the other guy who she slept with.

The look on their faces was priceless when I showed them my documents proving that I was indeed sterile.
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I have had that happen to me multiple times. Women tried to pin the baby on me as I was able to provide more than the other guy who she slept with.

The look on their faces was priceless when I showed them my documents proving that I was indeed sterile.
FML. What would she expect you to think when the baby arrived and looked nothing like you?
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It's true. I've had two try it since my procedure in 2008. One in particular was quite adamant following our entanglement in 2012 and even stated, "I read online that you can still get someone pregnant after a vasectomy."……to which I replied, "Yeah, maybe the first 30 days following the procedure while you may still have some motile sperm in your semen, but not 4 years later Jeni (that was her name). I've been clinically sterile since 2008. Nice try! You might want to hit up the other dude you had sex with because if you are pregnant, it's probably his." She was offended, but later reneged on her allegation after getting her period and speaking to her doctor about what caused the delay. Silliness!
We've had here in Germany few cases, where the doctor had snipped the wrong line on one side (however this might by possible) and the patient were be able to shot venom though
On the downside to impregnate women unintentionally our law says, that the overall bill has to be payed by the doctor - entirely.
So you are maybe a father but the costs are not your business.
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I have had that happen to me multiple times. Women tried to pin the baby on me as I was able to provide more than the other guy who she slept with.

The look on their faces was priceless when I showed them my documents proving that I was indeed sterile.
When I was a younger person (and a total remorseless jitrag) I ended up being side-dick with this chick. I didn't know she was in a relationship in the beginning but when I found out I didn't really stop because it was good shit and really convenient (basically on-call pussy somehow, never asked).

I finally saw better and kicked the addiction only to run into her like 6 months later VERY preggers. Now I'm pretty sure I always wrapped it up but admittedly was usually drunk/high as shit by the time she'd come over so, you know. First time in my life I felt a knot in my stomach, like for real felt like it was twisted into a knot. But then she is like, "yeah, my boyfriend and I got serious again and then I immediately got pregnant."



That sobered me up, no more stupidity, basically manned up from that point forward and never did any stupid shit like that again.

Edit: Fucking forum software blowing up my time stamp, supposed to start 52 seconds in.
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I would rather live a short and fun life than a long and miserable one.
Yeah I have to agree. I rather enjoy being able to go where I want and do what I want whenever I want without having to worry about kids. To each their own though, some folks feel the whole point to life is to have that family at home, and thats fine, but I feel the point is to get out and live life and explore, so thats what I do.
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From reading their posts, at least a couple of contributors here are at least common law married to themselves.
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