03-24-2023, 08:17 AM | #1035 |
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I once tried to works as a scarecrow but hay, it's just not in my jeans.
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03-24-2023, 09:36 AM | #1037 |
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Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been pretty concerned in your PMs. Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him. He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes. As a family we are pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again.
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03-24-2023, 11:29 AM | #1038 |
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03-28-2023, 12:38 PM | #1042 |
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03-29-2023, 05:43 AM | #1043 |
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04-04-2023, 04:28 AM | #1047 |
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04-04-2023, 12:06 PM | #1048 |
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I've attended 3 conferences on electricity so far this year.
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04-04-2023, 06:14 PM | #1051 |
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04-05-2023, 04:57 PM | #1052 |
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing....
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04-05-2023, 08:28 PM | #1053 |
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I have far too many of these..
Sweden recently started putting barcode on their fleet of ships. It's so they can Scandinavian. I was in a band called The Hinges. We opened for The Doors Just finished reading a book on how to fall down the stairs. It's a step by step guide I got into a fight with my wife on an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels The man who invented the umbrella was first planning to name it “brella”. But he hesitated.
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04-05-2023, 09:38 PM | #1054 |
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04-07-2023, 05:03 PM | #1056 |
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How to explain a difficult task
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