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Originally Posted by King Rudi

This is officially where captain abandons ship. I don't even like coming in here anymore. I get a little more repulsed with each passing day. This shit is worse than Facebook.

Originally Posted by Sara

Well, it's been a good run.

Thanks for all the advice, guys. I hope it works for my current guy. 8 weeks now! Go us If not, I don't plan on revisiting this thread. It's taken a turn for the worse and I can't bring myself to waste my spare time on this anymore.

See here's your issue: when I posted about putting people on ignore, I got responses like "no one because I'm not a snowflake".

It's not about being a snowflake or not. It's not about being offended.
It's just a displeasure. You're now realizing that.

What's funny is that I don't even know what the commotion is because I have many of the bad actors on ignore. So I don't see the messages.

Imagine the F1 threads without Rick. Or even here. This thread without Canyon BMW…

Just ignore and let's get going. Trolls thrive on exactly this.

[Cyn-BMW]

It’s funny how some people are so butt chapped about what I have to say. Yet, I’m getting PMs from others who love what I have to say. Don’t take anything personal. Just roll with it and have fun!

[Joekerr]

Some people just like to watch the world burn. And only one member here will truly understand that which is hidden behind this statement.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Some people just like to watch the world burn. And only one member here will truly understand that which is hidden behind this statement.

We use a good organic lube. No burning us or the environment!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Typical woman, finds a guy and dumps everyone else! It was ok, when it was all about her!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

I’m not sure what that means.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Someone had to shake things up around here. Sara’s some ole, same ole was getting, well it was getting old!

No. No one needed to shake up anything. This thread also doesn't revolve around Sara. No offense Sara. To me, it just sounds like you need an excuse to humble brag. Whatever though. You do what you need to.

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Some people just like to watch the world burn. And only one member here will truly understand that which is hidden behind this statement.

If I'm not the member you are referring to, make that two members. But if you are positive that it's just one member, then I must be the one.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

No. No one needed to shake up anything. This thread also doesn't revolve around Sara. No offense Sara. To me, it just sounds like you need an excuse to humble brag. Whatever though. You do what you need to.




If I'm not the member you are referring to, make that two members. But if you are positive that it's just one member, then I must be the one.

No, I don’t need to brag. What happened was, people got their panties twisted up right from the get go. I thought to myself, if they wanna play it like that, I can really twist some panties up! So, I just went with it. Ive just touched on the tip of the ice berg, as far as my life stories go. I haven’t even talked about where I grew up and my experiences there.

[Mein11]

Nobody really gives a flying fuck.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not sure what that means.

That means, I second your statement.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

That means, I second your statement.

[Microsoft] Word

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not sure what that means.

Word to your mother?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

That means, I second your statement.

She’ll be back. She won’t be able to stay away.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Nobody really gives a flying fuck.

But yet, your here, reading it and taking the time to reply! And, I beg to differ. There are people PMing me, wanting to know more. I’ll provide them with more.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Word to your mother?

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Nobody really gives a flying fuck.

Do not feed bro.

[TiMSport]

Lol. This place is a giant cluster fuck.
Hey look at me! I've got a big dick and I'm bangin' a few chicks simultaneously and they can't get enough.

Suuuuuure.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

You're in a 90's mood eh?

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

Pure gangsta

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I came to drop bombs, I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

I came to get down, I came to get down.
Joe get out your pew and jump around.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

No, I don’t need to brag. What happened was, people got their panties twisted up right from the get go. I thought to myself, if they wanna play it like that, I can really twist some panties up! So, I just went with it. Ive just touched on the tip of the ice berg, as far as my life stories go. I haven’t even talked about where I grew up and my experiences there.

Cyn, I realize this is only going to prolong what the good people of this thread already get and don't want anymore of, but; I feel like I have to say it.

There are others on this thread, whose sex life is something straight out of a movie. But those individuals aren't on here rubbing it other people's faces. Most of what I have shared on here was for fun, but everything I have shared on here is absolute facts. Mind you, there is also much more that I have not shared as not look like.....well....you.

This response goes against my better judgement, but there are times that it's difficult not to say anything. You're like a guy who brags about making $100k/year to room full of millionaires. Just because Sara is so open to post about her dating life doesn't mean that she is the only one here getting action. Some of us have a little class (Ok, for those that know me, I did say a "little").

I imagine if the rest of the collective see you as I do, you're the type to bitch about your filet mignon not being prepared properly in front of people that can't afford ramen. Seriously dude. Conquests or not, something is to be said about being modest, I'm sure you'll never know.

Just so you can understand, dating stories, good or bad, are relatable and comical to those of us who keep it simple. You're completely unrelatable and the more you post, (read as humble brag) it only makes the rest of us despise you more. Not because we are jealous, only because you're fucking annoying.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You're in a 90's mood eh?

I'm just old enough to say that this is when rock / rap reached its pinnacle of greatness, from there it plateaued / declined, with the occasional blip of talent here and there.

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Pure gangsta

Yup, and once Uncle Wede dies off, I'll be the only regularly participating OG in here too!

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I came to get down, I came to get down.
Joe get out your pew and jump around.

Hey, I ain't no Pentecostal man, I'm Baptist. No rolling around on the floor and speaking in tongues for me! But I like it. I like it a lot.


On a side note, a story that I think I shared here already, but in case I haven't, I actually happen to really like "Jump Around" by House of Pain. And it just so happened my cousin was getting married and he and his wife sent this electronic wedding invite / registry thing out where you would indicate if you were coming and that sort of thing.

One of the subsections of this electronic invite was a poll / vote for what song they should pick for their first dance together - there was something like 50 songs on this proposed list, BUT, House of Pain - Jump around was SOMEHOW on there.

Yours truly of course submitted his vote for Jump Around. And then, as I saved all my information, I thought, ah, let's just refresh to make sure my vote registered.

It did. But yours truly ALSO found that I could vote again, having refreshed the browser. I proceeded to do this about 60 times, each time registering a vote for House of Pain - Jump Around.

Turns out no one else took nearly as keen an interest as me in selecting the song they should dance to, and they dutifully danced to House of Pain. But because it is a really weird first dance song, they did this mash up of a bunch of songs to basically make it more cohesive.

Was killing myself at the table watching this unfold. To this day they still do not know the part I played in their wedding.