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      11-05-2018, 11:05 AM   #1233
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this thread went from "rip her clothes off" to "we all catch feelings" REAL FAST

but yes, we all catch feels whether we like it or not, in turkish we say love is like a fly. it can land on a flower or on a pile of shit...


Nothing more fun then ripping the clothes off of someone you have feelings for, or even better her ripping off yours.









...that first part sounds a tad bit "#metoo".
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i'm catching feelings..
We know. You feel like too much of a pussy to make a move.
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i'm catching feelings..
idk how stuff works with "older" people, but in my age group physical comes before catching feels i don't think it's too different with you guys either...

honestly no one here (or so i feel like) is against anyone catching feels, but with you I personally feel like you need to make moves so that she can reciprocate.


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Nothing more fun then ripping the clothes off of someone you have feelings for, or even better her ripping off yours.

...that first part sounds a tad bit "#metoo".
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i actually cannot wait until jade comes to town tbh
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idk how stuff works with "older" people, but in my age group physical comes before catching feels i don't think it's too different with you guys either...

honestly no one here (or so i feel like) is against anyone catching feels, but with you I personally feel like you need to make moves so that she can reciprocate.




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i actually cannot wait until jade comes to town tbh
Pics of Jade?

doc doesn't know how to make moves outside of going shopping.
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i actually cannot wait until jade comes to town tbh
Dude, shes driving an hour to see you? And saving you gas money? And from your description sounds hot AF? Yeah I'd be excited too.
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Pics of Jade?

doc doesn't know how to make moves outside of going shopping.
To be fair... he did make a move, and what happens in store fitting rooms stays in store fitting rooms.
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this thread went from "rip her clothes off" to "we all catch feelings" REAL FAST

but yes, we all catch feels whether we like it or not, in turkish we say love is like a fly. it can land on a flower or on a pile of shit...
Another circle jerk?
What kind of beef jerky do I need to bring this time?
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To be fair... he did make a move, and what happens in store fitting rooms stays in store fitting rooms.
He made out then said ok goodnight then went...shopping. Come on
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What kind of beef jerky do I need to bring this time?
Man meat flavored
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Pics of Jade?

doc doesn't know how to make moves outside of going shopping.
will post pics in ~10-15 mins, need to get out of class first, im in a big lecture hall

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Dude, shes driving an hour to see you? And saving you gas money? And from your description sounds hot AF? Yeah I'd be excited too.
dude remember how i said there are no 10s? and that we try to approach our idea of a 10?
I still stand by that statement but I think I've gotten closer than I've ever been no lie, when i first said i was going to be in town to check out the car she said she knews how to work on her car... i was sold
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do you guys think you need to be on the same intellectual level with the person you are dating for it to be successful?
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do you guys think you need to be on the same intellectual level with the person you are dating for it to be successful?
Oh shit, this is where things get interesting. Yes, very much so. Current situation, no. This is also part of the reason I omit emotional involvement when it comes to women specifically. Those on the same level are the ones that can inflict damage if they are game players.
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will post pics in ~10-15 mins, need to get out of class first, im in a big lecture hall


dude remember how i said there are no 10s? and that we try to approach our idea of a 10?
I still stand by that statement but I think I've gotten closer than I've ever been no lie, when i first said i was going to be in town to check out the car she said she knews how to work on her car... i was sold
Looks fade. Find yourself an intelligent woman that you're attracted to. That's what matters.
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Promised details.
Didn't deliver.

Is that you Trudeau?
last night was awesome, really getting to know her, more making out, her boy was coming back last night after the dinner so didnt get further but as I said before i'm taking it slow..
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do you guys think you need to be on the same intellectual level with the person you are dating for it to be successful?
Yes. I can't deal w/stupid, lack of ambition and/or no common sense, etc.

If you cannot stimulate my mind and enrich my life, all you will be is a piece of ass at best.
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last night was awesome, really getting to know her, more making out, her boy was coming back last night after the dinner so didnt get further but as I said before i'm taking it slow..
Really setting her up for that giant disappointment in bed, huh?
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Did she say something to you, did you say something to her??
He likely asked her to go shopping for matching chastity belts.
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do you guys think you need to be on the same intellectual level with the person you are dating for it to be successful?
yes, at least a similar level so that i don't talk to a bag of potatos.

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Looks fade. Find yourself an intelligent woman that you're attracted to. That's what matters.
true, her research is on the accuracy of GPS sensors on drones for land surveying so i don't think she's too dumb...
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yes, at least a similar level so that i don't talk to a bag of potatos.


true, her research is on the accuracy of GPS sensors on drones for land surveying so i don't think she's too dumb...
Damn.
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